Reposted by BronxCheerUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22h“I think it might be time to cut back on the energy drinks, Elliott.” 1037870
BronxCheer @bronxcheer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I absolutely hate what CVS makes me go through every single month. It wasn't me who abused the system & flooded the US with opioids to make profits off of addiction & death. Stop treating me like I'M the problem. #CVS 000
Reposted by BronxCheercaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026proud to live in a state whose taxes pay for the $500 bribe checks but doesn't get the $500 bribe checks 315116
Reposted by BronxCheerDak @dak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A guy held the door open for me from way too far away, so instead of doing that half-jog, I just turned around and walked back to my car. 34510
Reposted by BronxCheer𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026*meditates to clear mind* *mind immediately fills with generalized dread, skeet ideas, shopping list, embarrassing memories* 111443
Reposted by BronxCheerYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10/10/2026good news: it’s that time of year when they put away the regular flavored doomsday clock and get out the pumpkin spice flavored one 112520
Reposted by BronxCheerkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 10/10/2026you: *evacuates bowels* me: *_v_c_ _t_s v_w_ls* {_nnnnnnd S_ND 👻} 47221
Reposted by BronxCheer[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This arthritis has pretty much taken the light fantastic out of my tripping 55713
Reposted by BronxCheersweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026me: we’re being reamed by neutrinos rn colleague: don’t say it like that 411933
Reposted by BronxCheerandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 07/10/2026Wearing my weighted vest to Marshalls so everyone knows I'm going through it 835368
Reposted by BronxCheerhappy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 06/10/2026oh the weather outside is frightful, like a plague found in the bible, 05516
Reposted by BronxCheer𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Feeling unsure about my night dress because I still want to look hot when the priest watches me floating six inches above my bed 2nite 05214
Reposted by BronxCheerGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026a flash mob where we all start crying at the same time 1638998
Reposted by BronxCheersweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again 5449128
Reposted by BronxCheerJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Prescription strength cheesecake 25484139
Reposted by BronxCheerKellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I would like to upgrade my nap to a medically induced coma 1018672
Reposted by BronxCheerIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s been a while since I referred to anyone or anything as tasty. That may be a younger man’s game. 02911
Reposted by BronxCheerC. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The older I get, the more I understand and empathize with Squidward, for real. 2427
Reposted by BronxCheerDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026For personal reasons I will not be a people pleaser 37515
BronxCheer @bronxcheer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In your 50s, you get a bag of daily meds and monthly doctor appointments. 030
BronxCheer @bronxcheer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Goyard. Luxury whose knock off is actually of better quality. 000
Reposted by BronxCheerJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ted, a coworker: Gooooood mo [pushes Ted into a helpfully accessible elevator shaft] 03315
Reposted by BronxCheer[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I gave to you my leather but haven’t received your lace please respond 1015650
Reposted by BronxCheerJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Fact: a bear will maul you if you ask him for a ride to the airport. And asking him to help you move is a complete non-starter. 48331
Reposted by BronxCheerMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sorry I used my inside voice, the one I should just keep inside my head. 08737
Reposted by BronxCheerUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/09/2026it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid 19456125
Reposted by BronxCheer𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Fact: In Australia, bats cling to the floor of the cave. 513137
Reposted by BronxCheerCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I've decided to age naturally, which means I will complain about it 115652
Reposted by BronxCheerAnthrodiva @anthrodiva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026In the pantheon of lost culinary miracles, I would time travel to taste the first home-made, hand-made, Fritos. You KNOW they existed! 3122
Reposted by BronxCheerGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026more people would use public transit if it was a roller coaster 2840193
Reposted by BronxCheerJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 23/04/2024"Walk away. You do not want any part of him when he's like this. Just apologize and walk away." 262421516
Reposted by BronxCheerFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I miss him every day… Time to realign my scope. 212054
Reposted by BronxCheerMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“I’m fine” I mumble as I chew a handful of Centrum Silver Women 50+ vitamins 03810
Reposted by BronxCheerYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 19/09/2026using the Thanos snap to double the number of soups in the universe 88312
Reposted by BronxCheer𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026He was typical in every way. Norm was his name. 25318
BronxCheer @bronxcheer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Cos let's face it Without your sense of smell What is flavor anyway? 021
BronxCheer @bronxcheer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026TIL you can actually bite the skin *under* your tongue. Dismissed. 000
BronxCheer @bronxcheer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I could use a grippy sock holiday right about now. 083
BronxCheer @bronxcheer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I use my toe claws to adjust the blanket around my feet. 010
Reposted by BronxCheerFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The light at the end of the tunnel is me waving a stick of dynamite. 112873
Reposted by BronxCheer🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026as an empath, I must ask you to shut the fuck up 99619
Reposted by BronxCheerShouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 27/02/2026All social media posts are now postcards from the edge. 06929
Reposted by BronxCheerPath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 01/04/2026shitposting is macaroni art for grownups 211947
Reposted by BronxCheersweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026it’s too hot i think i’ll unhinge my jaw and swallow the sun 1514437
