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Bob Maluga

@bobmaluga.bsky.social
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Seamstress for the band. Hootie hooo, my white owls burnin kind a slow..

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Great day in DC. Drinking a $25 glass of raw milk and listening to a Drowning Pool cover band. Earlier, Steven Crowder asked me to body slam him while he was dressed like Greta Thunberg for some reason. Again! Again! He kept demanding. EPIC!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Can't believe I can still by surprised by racism but hey thanks Tom I actually said wow out loud. Congratulations dick
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug* CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug* ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/05/2026
"So, this is the trolley problem. You're at the switch, with a track with 1 person died up and one with 5 people tied up. Now, do you--" "I kill all the billionaires." "..." "..." "...what?" "All the billionaires." "In the world?" "Yes." "But that's not the exercise." "It is now, motherfucker."
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
yeah uh joe biden injured me
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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Dear automated phone tree, we both know your menu options haven't actually recently changed, so why don't we skip the formalities and cut to the part where I yell "representative" six times and you connect me to a human
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Donald Trump called Somalis “animals.” He said Haitians eat dogs and cats. You fucking journalists had a party with him and now you want our sympathy. Fuck off.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force. Danish Defense Minister: Continue.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
THIS.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
folks theyre saying the pale rider doesnt want us to break the seventh seal, theyre saying no one has the strength to handle it. what do you think folks, what do you think of that pale rider. should we do it? *crowd going absolutely ape shit* i dont know, i want to but they say I shouldnt
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Every anti-vaxxer I encounter seems to love weird unregulated supplements. They hate Big Pharma but they love Little Pharma, Big Pharma’s younger sibling who grew up without any adult supervision.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Never Forget
A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
part of me still can't believe the East Wing was completely destroyed and there have been no negative consequences or reports on whether items inside were properly archived or not
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Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
(a guy has pulled my sweatshirt over my head hockey style and is absolutely beating my ass) ME: WHO IS FUNDING THIS??
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The Unquiet Ghost of Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
they disagree about a lot but they don’t disagree about Getting Paid
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Eddie Current @cheatlines.co · 24/01/2026
Citizens are in the driver's seat now imho. It's cool if some politicians are quicker on the uptake than others but they are following us now, I'm not waiting for them anymore
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 24/01/2026
I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Whatever is in the Epstein Files is so explosive that the leaders of the Department of Justice are openly breaking the law every day to keep us from seeing it. (Just a reminder amongst all the other stuff flying around.)
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Kat Denise @katpic57.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The destruction of democracy is a bigger priority than the price of eggs. In fact one could argue the 1st drives the 2nd. If you don’t understand this you’re unqualified to serve. @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Respectfully, look at this fucking bullshit that we’re dealing with, not a single person here has “taken the bait.” We have born witness as little kids are used as bait and neighbors are kidnapped on our streets. A mad dipshit is going to invoke the Insurrection Act regardless and you are blaming us
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
On the eve of 1000+ rapid response "Ice Out for Good" protests, here's our generation's phil ochs/bob dylan/john prine/you get the idea. www.youtube.com/watch?v=El0C...
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Good vs. Ice
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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Popular Science @popsci.com · 18/12/2025
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...
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First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Oh the weather outside is frightful And US prices: frightful And the ICE attacks are frightful And war crimes, also frightful And the president's mental & physical health: frightful And our rights being stripped, way frightful And human trafficking: so frightful And everything else is frightful
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The fuck is a jingle horse
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Whoa … this is really strange. Federal law enforcement managed to confiscate almost two tons of cocaine, and arrest 3 suspects, without blowing the boat out of the water or killing anyone. 🎁 link ⤵️ www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
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$28 million of cocaine seized off Miami Beach. Three men charged
Coast Guard and CBP seized about 3,715 pounds of cocaine worth $28 million from a 65-foot vessel near Government Cut off Miami Beach; three men were arrested.
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David Nir @davidnir.com · 05/12/2025
It's good—very good, and very important—that district courts keep issuing these 100-page rulings upholding the law. It must be incredibly dispiriting to see them overturned in a two-page, lawless, unsigned order, but please, keep them coming. They expose SCOTUS' corruption like nothing else.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
An entire room full of powerful old white people smiling and laughing as the president dehumanizes black immigrants and the first black president. Just fucking pathetic.
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Tom Joscelyn @tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
You know what’s one of the great things about the No Kings protests today? No one is going to storm the U.S. Capitol.
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Can’t recall who said it but, paraphrased: “The people we want to see mobilized are the people who think they can talk their way out of speeding tickets”
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
In the morning I wake up and googles government shutdown to see if there is an update. Today I typed government shit and... it still works
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2025
coming back to this, what are we even doing with this funding bill negotiation or indeed any budget at all?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
will never understand how Canadians became known for saying “eh” when we should be known for our ability to make the phase “okay buddy” mean everything from “of course I will give my life for yours” to “I am the drunkest man alive and I am going to fight you in this parking lot”
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
New Orleans, alarmingly good
But it was assigned Gulf of Mexico at birth signAlas, cigarette are more $12 signStop Men graffitied on a big ass buildingIt’s more the way it is more than it’s ever been bumper sticker
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 09/09/2025
his father was unavailable for comment
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I have never, and will never, give a fuck about Bill Clinton or anyone else in the Epstein files. Burn them all.
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Roberto Baldwin @strngwys.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.
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Michael Little @tomcatjock.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
States with the highest crime rates are sending their National Guard units to blue cities with lower crime rates. Blue states are sending their tax money to red states impoverished by GOP policies. This level of insanity is not sustainable.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
[naming committee] BOSS: you're in charge of naming the stuff that comes out of a cow's butt WORKER: this is bullshit
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/09/2025
Pritzker: "Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next?"
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