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Bob Maluga

@bobmaluga.bsky.social
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Seamstress for the band. Hootie hooo, my white owls burnin kind a slow..

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have not had cable since 2011, and very little streaming services (mostly for the kids). So you name something in the last 1.5 decades and I probably haven't seen it.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I still laugh about the name.. That is the name they chose foe it.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shouldn't this terrify the rest of them? This is how the system will treat you if/when you get to that stage of life.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is AI the lava?
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You know that molsen xxx is like moonshine.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I want to hear that spoken in a Shatner voice.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I ordered a frappuccino Where's my f****n' frappuccino
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is...is the murderer Sauron...
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mrs Frizzle would kick their asses.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
(In my bosses voice) You should run it through AI.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
But also, the absolutely horrific people that the <republican> party is putting out there shouldn't be let off the hook. It isn't just trump being who he is, it is who they are as well.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I keep putting the dishes in and adding detergent but forgetting to run the cupboard washers. Gonna need that automated for me.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Honestly, if he just focused on vanity projects that would be fine. We can fix that/clean it up after the fact. But the rest of the <radio edit> stuff he is doing while playing HGTV host...
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hey kid, come pet my emotional support penguin.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Let's give them even "more" DoD contracts and just speed run the rest of this.
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Great day in DC. Drinking a $25 glass of raw milk and listening to a Drowning Pool cover band. Earlier, Steven Crowder asked me to body slam him while he was dressed like Greta Thunberg for some reason. Again! Again! He kept demanding. EPIC!
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
(Steps up to the mic and almost swallowed it) COBB....SALAD
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Can't believe I can still by surprised by racism but hey thanks Tom I actually said wow out loud. Congratulations dick
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's a weiner eat weiner world.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Late edition entry. Both cooking them and posting them on a social media platform. One without sauce is intended.
Smoked ribs.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
5 min of talking and 4 hours and 25 min of napping...lol.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt* ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug* CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug* ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I have all new appliances except for my 25+ year old dryer because " they don't make em like this anymore"
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Yep, on and off all on its own. Google search and there are a bunch out there.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Also,, grilling diary...
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I have so many 20+ year old things that "work just fine"
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The diagram kicker is what took it to the level
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I have three little boys and did the same thing. Of course there was a month of research on which toilet could handle a bowling ball.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Bought scaffolding to paint my entry way because I refused to pay someone the inflated cost. Then sold the scaffolding for almost the purchase price. Dad points= still tell this story all the time and how much money I saved.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Explaining to the kids the whole time about which wood was still good and why... oh this is a nice good floorboard
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I meticulously broke down and old shed on the backyard so I could salvage the wood for a tree fort...
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I put a humidity sensor in the bathroom to auto turn on the fan at shower time.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I put motion sensor lights in the kids room because I was sick of turning off the lights.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
(100 Fridays later) Say hello to the megamillions winner. (I only play on Fridays like God intended you heathens)
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I don't knowwww (looks up)
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/05/2026
"So, this is the trolley problem. You're at the switch, with a track with 1 person died up and one with 5 people tied up. Now, do you--" "I kill all the billionaires." "..." "..." "...what?" "All the billionaires." "In the world?" "Yes." "But that's not the exercise." "It is now, motherfucker."
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The beginning of Belly tops them all. New Jersey drive is also up there.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
yeah uh joe biden injured me
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Maggie Astor @maggieastor.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Dear automated phone tree, we both know your menu options haven't actually recently changed, so why don't we skip the formalities and cut to the part where I yell "representative" six times and you connect me to a human
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Oh that, that was a joke. So was that. Oh that one, no I meant that, he is an assmunch.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Man... I had geometry class with that dude back in the day.. never would have seen it coming
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Donald Trump called Somalis “animals.” He said Haitians eat dogs and cats. You fucking journalists had a party with him and now you want our sympathy. Fuck off.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I had my niece and her friends around my twins... it was extremely effective
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Can we also leave that politician out there (along with a bunch of his/her associates)?
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Vaxed
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Well, you do like to talk for hours, so go now.
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Bob Maluga @bobmaluga.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It is fn Sean Spicer in there again isn't it..
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