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~daniel_barker~

@daniel-barker.bsky.social
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I like to think there's a little something for everyone here. There isn't, but I can think what I want.

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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 14m
Do these people think Shakespeare is primarily known for his self-help books.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 3h
Actual LOL
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 2h
seems to be a really big week for "things I don't understand clearly going quite badly"
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 9h
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10h
What are we even doing anymore, people
A four pack of Oreo chicken and waffle flavored cookies
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Paul Ferguson @pokemonpaul.bsky.social · 15h
Ross Kemp anytime someone looks at him #CelebrityTraitors
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 13h
Is it ageist if I want The Traitors to kill off all the young people I've never heard of.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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@leyawn.bsky.social
i'm at the galleria dell'accademia in florence doing my favorite bit: every time we pass by a depiction of jesus i point and say "damn, that guy just can't catch a break" everyone hates it
9:32 AM • Sep 16, 2026
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The thing is, I have a medical condition where my body doesn't naturally produce high camp, so watching The Traitors is actually physiologically necessary for me.
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 17h
So excited for Traitors, honestly.
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if she's your frog gf why is she ferrying random scorpions across the river???
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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets
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Kevin Moorebidity @kevinwmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From this day on 2012: probably the most popular thing I’ve ever drawn.
TinTin discovers Edward Said.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No she’s not.
TLS: Mary Beard on the Bayeux Tapestry.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 30/09/2026
Jesus Christ Cornell
What use was it to bring the writer and activist Chanel Miller to campus in the spring just for fraternity brothers to scroll, bored, on their phones as she movingly shared her experience as Emily Doe, the victim of Brock Turner? As I wrote at the time, I was floored and dismayed as I sat in the audience with one of my brilliant undergraduates; we heard Miller’s shattering account of being sexually assaulted by Turner behind a dumpster at Stanford University after a fraternity party. Her talk was riveting, and there was so much to learn from it. And yet many of the male students who hailed predominantly from fraternities — 15 percent of each chapter was required to be in attendance — were so tuned out that Miller commented ruefully: “You know, this has been my hardest gig, because they didn’t turn down the house lights. I’m not sure how you professors do it, because it’s so hard looking out at this sea of mildly disgruntled faces. I mean, I’m sure you’re all very moved, but …,” Miller smiled. The implication being, it didn’t seem like it, from her angle.
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Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s pretty nuts. Tom Watson’s very first intervention in his new job at spytech firm Palantir is to write a letter to his former colleague @labourlewis.bsky.social detailing all the times the firm has monitored his anti-Palantir activities
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NASA picture of the day today is a real 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿beauty! This is a composite image of the ~5000yo Callanish Stones on the Isle of Lewis. The amazing Giuseppe Petricca has only gone and photographed the Sun at noon there, every few days, for a whole year. #Dedication 🔭🧪👌 ℹ️: science.nasa.gov/image-articl...
The imposing Callanish Stones stand talk with their shadows spanning out across the glass.  It's a super clear sky, but looks cold. Above the central stone is a strange figure-of-8 shape of dots.  This is the location of the Sun, at noon, on various different days across the year.
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Belatedly watched Agatha All Along and it was foolish of me not to get on with watching Kathryn Hahn and Aubrey Plaza on screen together. What a combination.
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It feels so bleakly absurd that every few months there's a shocking story about some large group of men enacting violent harm on women and girls, and in the gaps everyone just goes back to arguing about whether immigrants or trans people in general might somehow be a threat to women and girls.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is one of the more forgiving elder gods I believe.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The thing about the florid apocalypticism you sometimes encounter on this site is that a lot of people are less horrified by literal civilizational collapse than by the notion that our descendents are just going to keep muddling through and in less than a century nobody will remember us.
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 30/09/2026
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 30/09/2026
meet me at the
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m @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026
from the zine
Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
oooo

Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
oooo

[digital art of a pigeon walking]
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 30/09/2026
ladies and gentlemen, this is garlic number 2
garlic 2, a stone sculpture of a bulb of garlic by mary eiland
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genuinely in most ways my body doesn't feel or function differently in my forties to previously. Until I drink alcohol and then it's clear my body cannot metabolise that in the same way AT ALL.
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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tweets that should have started 'well, anyway,'
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NATIONALISE ERLING HAALAND
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
also thinking a lot about how #MeToo apparently went too far, when it’s quite obvious now that it didn’t go far enough. it didn’t really go anywhere. there were no lasting consequences of that cultural moment beyond people making jokes about it.
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having real #MeToo flashbacks today, what with various news stories going around, and thinking a lot about how women were encouraged to rip themselves open and show off our trauma, in all its Technicolor glory, so that men might begin to believe us
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh look, the AI bros overhyped some bullshit we all told them was bullshit and they implemented it anyway and it turned out to be bullshit.
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amazing contrast to Starmer's buttoned up style as Burnham delivers his speech stripped to the waist and covered in peanut butter, repeatedly diving into the audience
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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THE BOOK GIRL @the-book-girl.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I don't want to party like it's 1999 I want to buy groceries like it's 1999
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.
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frank n furter @mxfrankduffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"view full thread"
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What the fuck is going on at Fairford?

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Kate Watson
 @loreandordure.com

So there was the time, in quite a busy (and loud) pub, that I explained about induced ovulation in cats by describing, at a volume loud enough to be audible to everyone at my table (and some at others), the feline penis thus: “imagine a dildo wrapped in barbed wire”.
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was Joe McEnroe there
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As well as getting his name wrong twice, they also haven't put a link in the post so you can't find out why Josh McEnroe thinks tennis players should boycott the Grand Slam. You'll just never know.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/09/2026
It really gives the game away when the anti trans orgs are calling the election of the neo nazi party in Germany a "glimmer of hope."
​A screenshot of an online article headline from "Inspecting Gender" by Genspect. The main heading reads: "Germany: A Glimmer of Hope for Sex Realists?" Below the title, the summary text asks: "Is the victory of the AfD in Germany a dark day for democracy or a glimmer of hope for sex realists? By David Allison." The bottom metadata displays the Genspect logo, "5 hours ago," and a "Listen" audio option button. In the top right corner, there is a teal "Subscribe" button alongside a circular profile avatar.
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Dr. Nick Posegay @nposegay.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not that it counts for much now but Rafah had been inhabited for over 3000 years and appears in the book of Maccabees. Now it's just gone.
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
is it pronounced almond or almond. or almond
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THAT IS SUCH A CUTE SPOOKY OWL
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really feel like someone is over-reaching with the slogan "Discover Euston".
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