Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 14hBrooklyn dads on bikes with 2+ children in tow love blasting through red lights 3150
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026why am i seeing a ken paxton ad in new york during the jets-bears game 040
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I have read the Wikipedia plot summary for Digger and determined that it’s bad 030
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I am against eliminating daylight savings. Wake up earlier you slugs 0112
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Any time I’ve tried to use AI for anything it tells me it can’t do it. Ok great stuff 110
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026we all love jf, but one funny part of this article is dave weigel being like "UHHH ACTUALLY I HAD SOME INSIGHT INTO THIS AS WELL AND, "... thirsty ass dave weigel www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 090
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If I was the principal of a school and some broccoli hair kid came in wearing slides and socks I would hit him in the head with a baseball bat Untouchables style 061
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Red Zone: can I offer you some Giants-Titans Me: no Red Zone: once again here is giants-titans 030
Reposted by Laz 🏈👀Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Inside you are two wolves. One is these guys. The other is Ed Zitron. Both wolves suck 3683
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I need to express on this platform how bad Braelon Allen fucking sucks. The worst! 040
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Got bit by a mosquito, sept 20, 64 degrees, rainy. Unacceptable 060
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm as leftist as the next guy but I also think everyone should have to take a one question annual test "Do you think a general strike might happen?" and if you answer Yes they put you in a home 2355243
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026People at work love to “go over” stuff. It’s either not done, in which case we should just do it, or it is done, in which case I’m not talking about it anymore. There is no “going over” 090
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026People are surprised Malala was at the Eagles game but she goes to a lot of sporting events in support of her sports-focused private equity fund www.recess.fundrecess.fundRecess Capital – Investing to Win and TransformRecess targets outstanding private investment opportunities while seeking to advance gender equity in the sports industry. 150
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Thinking about NFL players of past like Dane Cruikshank 000
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Scott Hanson is terrible at his job but he’s the face of an incredible product. It’s like being a salesman at the cocaine factory and taking all the credit 060
Reposted by Laz 🏈👀farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“the relationship between capital and labor-“ SHUT DA FUCK UP! IT’S NFL SUNDAY BITCH! 0336
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Get rid of Holly Rowe. Let a different woman do it. There's more than one woman in sports media. Holly Rowe in the trash can now 010
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Everyone who is too old or too young to have read Calvin and Hobbes is completely deranged 0172
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Wait a minute…if I’m driving, and I get really really close to the guy in front of me at 65mph….ill get to where I’m headed faster! Fuck how has nobody thought of this before?? 0140
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Mike Macdonald looks like Seth MacFarlane has been taking Chinese HGH 2145
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Here's the thing about Hunter Biden: who gives a shit? Ooh you "don't want to hear more from him"? ok so just don't watch youtubes about him. he's not your mom. you don't have to see him at thanksgiving bsky.app/profile/dave... 3193
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026They can come out with some new LLM every day but they haven’t made a new type of rug slip mat in like 40 years. Fucked up 070
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Tennis announcers love to say “we’ve never witnessed anything like this EVER before!” every single match no matter what happens 080
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Telling your mother you were sick and are fine now is a great way to get 9 texts a day for the next 3 months asking if you're ok 070
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026But is the ZOOXSHX brand oversized novelty matcha whisk i ordered ok? bsky.app/profile/apne... 1101
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026hmm i would probably reassign what the "top stories" are here, but that's me 0110
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The city has repeatedly fucked up my license so now I’m in the system no less than 3 times with different birthdates and I get called for jury duty every other month 060
Reposted by Laz 🏈👀Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Uncle Dennis is doing labor action 1111
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Rich kid became a PR guy, then decided he was a tech guy, then decided he'd anoint himself the #1 anti-AI guy on the basis of corporate financing. I'd probably listen to somebody who actually does this stuff and isn't a con artist www.vanityfair.com/story/ed-zit...vanityfair.comHe Did Tech PR. Now He Rails Against AI for a Living.Ed Zitron isn’t concerned about our AI revolution turning into a murder-robot nightmare. He’s warning that the companies involved are spending insane amounts of money that they will never make back—an... 2232
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The nastiest New Yorkers aren’t working at investment banks, they’re in the stands at the US Open 170
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Actually i have seen a newspaper story about this three times a month every month for the last seven years 220
Laz 🏈👀 @crumbbutler.bsky.social · 29/08/2026When the Pumpkin Spice Latte first came out I was like oh damn this is good, but then everyone decided it was Gay, and then a new generation decided actually it was good, but now I can’t get one because it’s 2700 calories 181
