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I think Digger is just The Bride! for the fellas. won't be explaining further.

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tiktok comments are a great way to find people with a mindset indistinguishable from a 9th century European peasant

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I think Smith could successfully sue Schmitt for defamation now, since he's restating the falsehood outside of the Senate hearing, and by this point he clearly knows what he's saying is false

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missouri consistently churns out some of the stupidest republicans known to man

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(unironically) go jack smith and the rule of law!

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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bruh you're playing fire emblem and you're not maximizing your bird time? you need that perfect bird time bro. like what are you even doing?

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In two weeks, Russell Brand goes on trial in the UK on rape and sexual assault charges in cases involving six women. Tomorrow in DC, he's appearing at a MAHA gathering to 'moderate' a discussion with Dr Oz about medicare and medicaid. What the hell?

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I noticed last year that sweetgreen pivoted to MAHA when it started advertising seed oil-free french fries. Going MAHA is what a failing restaurant chain does now to get free advertising.

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wilfred reilly is a top 10 dumb guy on twitter. extremely underrated.

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i know this has already been discussed to death but george was completely right in this episode. you absolutely cannot parallel park front first. we're living in a society.

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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

people who tried to say the biden economy was good were making a mix of good and bad points. people trying to say the trump economy is good, which has all the problems of the biden economy plus skyrocketing interest rates, anemic hiring, and chaotic global trade, are straight up lying or delusional

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in case anyone was wondering what happens if ants realize there’s sugar water in those waterpik flosser machines, the answer is that you shoot ants into your mouth WITH the water and don’t realize it until you spit them out into the sink

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

gen z is like "those woman got casted in a movie in the most aesthetic way"

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the British are deservedly mocked for how they pronounce quesadilla and tortilla, but the way they say taco is far stranger to me since the correct pronunciation is completely consistent with how those letters would be pronounced in English

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

one of my most persistent earworms is Gary Johnson saying "and what is Aleppo?" during a 2016 Republican presidential primary debate

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"palestine's future is disabled" I say to myself as I aim my IDF sniper rifle at a child's leg

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

George: So, anything to uh, nosh? / S06E05 The Couch

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years ago an attorney friend represented a guy accused of killing his girlfriend, and when the prosecution played a rap the client allegedly wrote about her called "broomstick rider" to the jury, he nodded his head to the beat

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this is the one where Rachel Dratch plays Lex Luthor

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You probably shouldn't bring an iced coffee to a job interview if the job involves working in an office. I find it kinda weird that this is controversial. Most job vacancies have multiple candidates, so whether the hiring manager is a nice person doesn't really matter.

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he's dressed like a low level mob associate

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new dumb thing is people falsely claiming the voynich manuscript has now been decoded by WOMEN using the power of the divine feminine even though most of the scholars who have actually studied it were already women

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The attacks on his wife are so bizarre. But then again, obsessive sexist attacks on the wife were hallmarks of the right wing meltdowns over the two most successful democratic politicians of the last 35 years.

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people are getting so mad at this headline but it is indeed a major problem with AI that it does crazy shit all the time that you can't really predict or correct. it's integral to how it works. nothing about that implies sapience to me.

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that story about the covid conscious lesbian bar is just what all of western massachusetts has been like for decades

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enjoying the new fire emblem but the menus frequently default to this page that's just, like, a list of vague suggestions and tips. it sometimes has some quest info, but it's not the quest screen, which is separate and organized like a typical quest screen.

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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

like clockwork, every summer, so many people are like "I can't wait for that crisp fall weather" and then fall gets here and it's cold, rainy, and weirdly humid. they never learn.

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Just in terms of sheer chaos Threads remains unrivaled as a social media platform. Logging on is such a uniquely deranging experience, I've never encountered anything like it in all my years of being on the internet

Threads post with photo of Capitol One Arena in DC filled with people, which is in Chinatown, which has existed for like a hundred years. Text: I’ve never been this far up in this place. Also: Since when does D.C. have a Chinatown? That wasn’t a thing last time I lived in the area.

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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Over 80 tons of beef, pork, and goat meat have been recalled after they were found to have fake USDA marks of inspection.

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Jordan my man they have multiple national guard patrols walking up and down U Street at all times. Somehow I don't think lack of law enforcement presence is the problem.

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I think garbage like this does get an initial boost from streaming farms and the like, but ultimately a lot of people just enjoy garbage

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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

wait is this Wolverine game actually good? the big complaint I keep seeing on social media is that the studio didn't adjust all the cut scenes to accommodate a single collectible non canon outfit: the Age of Apocalypse costume where he's missing a hand. That doesn't sound like a real complaint.

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i think this indictment clearly fails, or at least should fail, under Brandenburg v. Ohio. but while you may beat the rap, you will not beat the ride

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When you look annoyed all the time, people think you're busy. / S07E05 The Hot Tub

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yes, the debate is part of this weird elite bubble where sending your kid to public school is some weighty decision instead of just what you do. There was never any question whether I was going to public school as a kid, and my family was comfortably middle class.

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as always with these things, I'm baffled by the controversy over the Nikole Hannah Jones essay. It's not really a sacrifice to send your kid to public school, since private school risks turning your kid into a privileged little freak. I think everyone knows this even if they won't admit it.

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I fear for the eyes of anyone playing all of the new million hour plus fire emblem on that tiny little switch screen

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they're called cookies because you cook them and they're little

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