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Chase Mitchell

@chasemit.bsky.social

15K followers 792 following 1K posts

Writer, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sorkin just got back from promoting the film on the surface of the sun

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This was actually his campaign slogan

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Can you imagine how bad of a person you have to be to get fired from Wells Fargo

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What did Zack do now

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sunday Night Slop

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I mean wouldn’t it be weirder if he was like “Wow he fuckin nailed it, I suck”

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Well *someone’s* kid clearly lost

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This rules

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Real full-circle moment for Fox, hiring the guy whose cousin built the network by doing 9/11

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You simply cannot redesign one of the most famously articulate puppet creations of all time with this level of apathy. He looks like Spirit Halloween animatronic

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This guy is like Saw Gerrera — his cause is righteous but his methods insane

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Only one way to find out

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

*Kash Patel emerging out of the shadows like Nick Fury* “I’m putting together a team”

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Yet again, Robert Kraft pays for a happy ending

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A great sequel up there with The Godfather Part II

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Mfer looks like an elementary school class drew on the walls

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Randomly looked up "Armenian mafia" on wikipedia today and the header image for the article is the corner i live on lol

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Create-a-Character-ass outfit

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You can’t add inches to your life

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Been calling this movie "Dark Green Book"

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Police are on the lookout for a suspect whose beauty is beyond compare with fiery locks of auburn hair

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Derek Lawler @rowdybowden.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Another great year in the fog with the ever-evolving HHN crew. Plus the first chance to wear my new “A Debra Hill Production”shirt. @telethonband.bsky.social @mikescollins.bsky.social @chasemit.bsky.social @mattcatanzano.bsky.social

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Could not have picked a funnier thing to say

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

See a penny pick it up, all day long you’ll GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND MOTHERFUCKER

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I miss Creedence Clearwater Revival. We don't have a lot of guys who pronounce "burning" like "boinin'" anymore

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Nothing makes me feel like I’m dying faster than far-off movie release dates

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

How it feels when a website makes you disable your ad blocker

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

DGA folding like tissue paper yet again

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

That’s two platforms Zuckerberg has turned into an embarrassment

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Unused tagline for The Sopranos

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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

You can tell she’s a J.K. Rowling fan because that is a Longbottom

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

You can tell she’s a J.K. Rowling fan because that is a Longbottom

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Love how this Fast & Furious-themed menu at CityWalk just absolutely gives up on naming the last item

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Got interviewed by the news outside the theater about why I’m seeing the Odyssey in the middle of the day on a Thursday Let a man live, damn

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man’s wife and child care if he comes home

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

That is how first names work, yes

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Odysseus when he strings the bow

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Fetterman was so mad at this video he threw a small village girl into a lake

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

“breakup expert” — so a loser?

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Seinfeld episode where their shower heads don’t work

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Been awaiting this almost as much as the movie

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

They’re doing a Trap in the stadium that night but to catch guys who owe child support

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Lindsey Graham went to hell and is trying to drag West Hollywood down with him

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Ah I actually can’t handle this one

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I dunno seems pretty easy to live your life in a way where the internet isn’t positively salivating for you to die

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Unfortunately he pretty successfully did an “I lived bitch”

Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

….Have you not ever had a job? People would be giggling in the break room and lighting up the group chat