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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 6h

“babe you’re in for a wild ride,” i say as we undress each other, remembering all the googly eyes i pasted to my ass cheeks

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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 4h

don draper: what is home? is it a ranch house in the suburbs? is it a hydrothermal vent deep beneath the icy waters of Enceladus? what if it's both? what if home is anywhere you light up a Lucky Strike and spend time with your brood? enceladus hydrothermal crabs: [engaged clicking sounds]

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

thys nys no partye! thys nys no disco! thys nys no jestinge arounde! thys nys no taverne! nor roade-syde playhous! Ich ne have tyme for that nowe!

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The only thing "smart" glasses should ever be able to do is shout "I'm right here, idiot!" when you can't find them.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The "1/14" tag on that is chef's kiss.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nothing makes me feel like more of an abject failure at life than when a beautiful woman calls me “dude,” and dear reader I once crashed an airplane. I should probably explain.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

a bat signal but for donuts

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

TFW the bottle is empty and you got nothing left but cans of whoop-ass...

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

things have gotten so bad tinker bell is begging everyone to stop clapping for her

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Love to live in a world where someone says "there's a ballot initiative about sex trafficking minors" and we have to ask "for or against?"

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A dark and gritty remake of Ocean’s Eleven where the heist only works because one guy is expendable and none of them know which one it is. Coming to theaters this fall: Baker’s Dozen

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please invite me to all your weddings

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love non-binary Halloween. What do you mean you’re iced coffee at a job interview

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*brings iced coffee to a knife fight*

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I was hiring people in finance at a time when offering your interviewer a bump of coke was considered de rigueur.

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It will melt into your pantoprazole!

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm "Other." Whenever "Other" is an option, it's because of me.

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I am incorrigible. I cannot be corriged. The best corriger in the tri-state area has failed repeatedly.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

well well well if it isn’t that thing I finally stopped looking for

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The only thing "smart" glasses should ever be able to do is shout "I'm right here, idiot!" when you can't find them.

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 24/09/2026

my "this is not a doomsday cult" t shirt has people asking a lot of questions that i feel will be answered when the seventh seal is broken

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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You can have a pizza delivered right in the middle of a job interview

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Whatever

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Looking back on my life, I can’t help wondering how I got trapped in this shipping container

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

hey @kattsdogma.bsky.social me and your gynecologist wish you a very happy birthday 🎉

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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy birthday to the epically great @kattsdogma.bsky.social (not seen here) 🎂 I’ll add blush in post.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ensuring a clean getaway by using my t-shirt canon to fire donuts at the pursuing cops

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A kosher bubble tea shop called "Bubbe's Boba Bistro'

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