iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 04/10/2026

gwen stefani: you and me, i can see us dying. are we? me: well — gwen stefani: DON’T SPEAK me: [mumbling under my breath] ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵃˢᵏ ᵐᵉ ᵠᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵍᵉᵉᶻ

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026

the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

after the guy who wrote the Alphabet Song died they were cleaning out his place and found more than ten thousand handwritten pages of an unfinished Numbers Song

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 01/10/2026

not enough of you are dangerously obsessed with me

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have never washed a pair of jeans. I assume they clean themselves, like ovens or cats.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026

don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit

Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

RIP Esther, sorry I did this.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

wanna feel old? ew. why would you do that

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Beach body season is officially over. It's time to embrace forest floor body season now. I wanna get real mossy. I want some teens to poke me with a stick.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wonder if Kermit the Frog has a very humble doppelganger named Kermit a Frog

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

[banging on table] FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK www.popsci.com/environment/...

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The Fat Bear Week 2026 bracket is here and chunkier than ever

Voting starts September 22 with a final winner crowned on September 29.

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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Secret Panel HERE 🍔 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/tall-order-99527598

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[Thom Yorke from Radiohead in a diner] I’ll have today’s special ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉⁿ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ

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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m not 100% sure I *could* lead a horse to water, now you mention it.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Becky ‘the champ’ @beckybutterfly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

How we spelling it then, lads? Make your mind up.

A coffee machine, with 2 different spellings of the word ‘cappuccino’.

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Pierre Novellie @pierrenovellie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Excellent piece on UK SNL!

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spookyobscurae @tinyobscurae.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

wondering (again) whether whales ever surface up from under the seaweed so it looks like they’re wearing a beautiful green wig, and hoping (if they do) that they all get a lot of joy from that

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Kevin Snyder @guns.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Just laid a clutch of five beautiful golden eggs if you even care

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 21/09/2026

bouba and kiki

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Becky ‘the champ’ @beckybutterfly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Intrigued by Charles Spencer’s BBC interview. I guess that accent was specific to that family?

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Gerry McDied 10 years ago, on a night just like this @gerrymcbride.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What if fun, wasn’t? What if you could lose at playing? INTRODUCING SPORT

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Tyler @electriceden92.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As there is a new cat, so is there a new mouse. The cycle is unbroken

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

CompoFace of the Week is this tale of road maintenance woe in which fourteen people all point at a hole in case we’ve missed it. Congratulations to [checks notes] Dame Harriett Baldwin MP for this sterling example of the photographer’s art.

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Frustration mounts as road closures 'run on and on'

Frustration is continuing to mount as road closures in Worcestershire run "on and on".

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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Before and Hereafter!

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Nothing is worse than the noises people make with their mouths.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

SLOTH: *drops food* 5 hour rule

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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

NEW CAT NEW CAT NEW CAT

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just did this and I am SOARING.

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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Anyone want to meet up and just scream into the abyss? We can go for tacos after.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It would be so cringe if humanity is wiped out by history’s largest nerds.

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Really good chicken helmet. Best chicken helmet I’ve ever seen maybe.

A knight’s helmet with, inexplicably, a chicken face coming out the front

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Ben Van der Velde @vanderlaugh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Shares this everywhere. Put it on billboards. Have schoolchildren recite it every day before class.

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Tally Ho! The Improvised War Movie @tallyhopodcast.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Several members of Team Tally Ho! went to enjoy Austentatious. Still not convinced at the idea of doing improv to recreate a ‘lost’ story from days of yore.

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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Well, I think Page Six Reports is a stupid name for a baby, but what can you do when it’s Lady Gaga?

Lady Gaga and her fiance Michael have welcomed their first child, Page Six reports.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Me: why do some farts sound like a question? Interviewer: I meant questions about the job

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ceej @ceej.online · 07/09/2026

plants are crazy, man. imagine if you could bury a sperm and grow 100 guys

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 07/09/2026

i bet it feels amazing to be preserved for a millennia in a bog

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 12/09/2026

New and disconcerting example of presupposition

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Becky ‘the champ’ @beckybutterfly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Me: I’m in pain. Medical professional: No, you think you’re in pain because you’re anxious. Me: Ok can I have treatment for the anxiety then? Medical professional: Lol, no.

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

coyote gf who holds up a "oh!" sign right before she cums

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