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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 4h

all the baddest bitches have a decent patrick warburton impression hidden somewhere

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punishedjiv.bsky.social @punishedjiv.bsky.social · 6h

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 5h

i work at a cafe in a hotel and some kid just came up to the counter and went "excuse me, what's the best floor to larp on? just like play and larp around??" his older brother was standing behind him going "oh my god dude you're being so embarrassing. i'm sorry about him, he's being embarrassing"

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

BREAKING: they made lesbians real

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 8h

💖

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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 7h

Q: Well Bond, I have a new weapon for you. Bond: Of course. Q: A pen that shoots silly string that dissolves your sense of self on contact. Bond: Very good. Q: Also take this 8th Wall Hammer for when you have to shatter the 4th wall so hard it comes back around to be broken again. Bond: Right.

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 6h

but also i'm just a wolf and just a deer. a werewolf as well, that too. i expect you to remember all this for the quiz later

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 6h

girl who's been in ldrs for a long time so she's become really good at showing herself off on camera (it's me, i'm girl)

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 7h

wolfgirl cinderella, she mauled the princess at the ball and during the next full moon her highness exposes all the women in the kingdom to the moonlight in an effort to find her again

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 7h

asking the fairy godmother to give you ears and a tail

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 7h

transsexual cinderella: no honestly you can keep the carriage a pumpkin. it's fine if it's still a pumpkin

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 7h

my wife is driving back home from florida to stay ahead of the hurricane weather and i am casting a protective bubble around them with my mind

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

transmedicalist puppygirl: okay but did the vet *tell* you that you're a puppygirl? were you *diagnosed* with tail dysphoria??

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punishedjiv.bsky.social @punishedjiv.bsky.social · 8h

I would like to thank @miss-fern.bsky.social for sponsoring my trip to the weed store

A floor mat reading "Fernway you deserve the best."

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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 8h

push notification on your phone alerting you that there are hot dog women in YOUR AREA right now and if you don't act fast they're gonna find someone else to lick that peanut butter off of

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 22h

yeah my names burn and my lesbian lovers name is crash. our cats name is vehicular manslaughter

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

snuffbait jack o'lantern gf whose candle looks soooooo easy to blow out

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cynthia loves u @lesbiats.bsky.social · 19h

yeah okay it is lesbian day after all

me in black panties and a sheer bra with flowers on it

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Oli-via :3 @frogger2official.bsky.social · 22h

Homeopathic boners pills taste a lot better when you have a bitch in your ear telling you she’s gonna hurt you if you don’t take the homeopathic boner pills

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cynthia loves u @lesbiats.bsky.social · 23h

me to my friends when she gets another domme

moist critikal video titled "My Thoughts on Other Mommy"

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

happy birthday to all the international lesbians out there

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Dragon Ball Posts @dbposts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

snuffbait jack o'lantern gf whose candle looks soooooo easy to blow out

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

hi. it's me, the International Lesbian and i'm here to wish you a happy international lesbian day. make sure to leave various trader joes snacks out for when i come down your chimney tonight. yes i'm aware of the phrasing

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cynthia loves u @lesbiats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

shes lying. she gives Great handjobs.

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

it's taken an enormous amount of work to create the person i am out of a shy boy from a hyper religious, anti mental health, anti medication, conservative household and upbringing. i still have a long ways i want to go but i'm getting there :) also i give good handjobs, that too

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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 08/10/2026

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🌑 @fell.energy · 08/10/2026

novelty pregnancy test for trans women that always says positive

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cynthia loves u @lesbiats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i really do think about this at least once a week

quote from a 2001 new york times article about how the toyota hilux has become the taliban's #1 pick for a truck to mount a gun onto:

Toyota's unease at being associated with the Taliban and Al Qaeda is evident. In its September statement, the company said, ''Toyota does not have a sales or distribution channel in Afghanistan, and we do not export vehicles to that country.''

Somewhat less laconic was Wade Hoyt, Toyota's spokesman in New York, who put the best corporate spin on the situation this week. ''It is not our proudest product placement,'' he said. ''But it shows that the Taliban are looking for the same qualities as any truck buyer: durability and reliability.''

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

okay okay i know all of YOU can tell lmao i'm saying this to the cishets

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

gah i go a few hours without any of my partners or loved ones being around me and i'm like a sad dog whining at the door

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

everybody has a crush on fern

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

okay one more

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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

yuritober day 6 solo play

its a girl laying on the couch after jerking off

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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 07/10/2026

*waterboarding you* are you mad at me *shocking you with a car battery* do you like me or are you just pretending

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NΛTΛLIΞ² 🔞 @natalietowles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Marx failed to predict the invention of transgender pumpkin cuckoldry

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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 07/10/2026

storytime! i have been UNJUSTLY banned from the whole foods. im not sure why they would call their business that if im not allowed to do what i did. what do you mean “silent w”

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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 07/10/2026

watching peanuts halloween specials years later, crying out of nowhere at the screen “that pumpkin isn’t so great charlie brown. SHES NOT WORTH IT”

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