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Carney begins his announcement of a new oil pipeline by acknowledging the climate-linked wildfire that came close to levelling the town where he's announcing the new oil pipeline. A flat circle.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Hello, police? I’d like to report a slightly sad story.”

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Last month @mbalazo.bsky.social and I won a pop culture pub quiz against fifteen other teams and definitely annoyed the entire room by celebrating too much, yelling "WE DID IT, JOE", kissing the plastic trophy (that we had to give back) and also being so drunk.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

All young people are excited about the Jimmy Stewart biopic.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

POV: Your uni boyfriend is breaking up with you.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What a gigantic loser!

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

😎NEW EPISODE😎 Last weekend @mbalazo.bsky.social and I were lucky enough to attend a TIFF screening of Musk, the new mammoth documentary about Final Boss of Cucks Elon by @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social. Check out our review here: longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e37-musk/

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Valerie Valerate 🏳️‍⚧️ @vvpossum.northsky.social · 28/08/2026

Wowowow the new Lex Walton album is absurdly good wtf! I think it's her best work yet, go listen!!! youthagainstsatan.bandcamp.com/album/ultima...

youthagainstsatan.bandcamp.com

ULTIMATE LOVE FOREVER, by Lex Walton

7 track album

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Never in a million years would I watch this!

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

www.soozkempner.co.uk/tour-2026

Sorry to brag but I frequently get compared to an absolute icon of the big screen.
It's Gollum.

Ithink it's because, like Gollum ve got really big eyes.

And also, like Gollum I have really big natural tits.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Rufus Wainwright should reinvent himself as a ska act called Rude Boy Wainskank.

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Andy Lewis @andylewis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Marlena Shaw was born on this day in 1939. I can't think of a better way to wake up than to play this really loud youtu.be/CUosSQZSw5c?...

youtu.be

California Soul

YouTube video by Marlena Shaw - Topic

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Crying on stage before thousands of adoring fans: every artist’s dream!

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I love Ed Sheeran’s new song where he sits on the ground crying!

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

#TIFF Celebrity Alert: I just saw Mr. Mucus the Mucinex mascot munching sushi at Nobu with Tom Hanks. Methinks I smell a collab in the future…

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

#TIFF Celebrity Alert: I just spotted Paddington cozying up to a leggy blonde at the Shangri-La Hotel bar. The two were giggling and holding hands when a photographer swooped in. Paddington went ballistic, smashed the camera on the ground and yelled “F*** off, nerd.” Only at TIFF!

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

#TIFF Celebrity Alert: Just ran into Bert Raccoon in the Park Hyatt men’s room. He looked awful and puffy and asked to borrow $23. I had to tell him no. Very sad to see a legend wind up like this.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

#TIFF Celebrity Alert: Just ran into Bob the Minion at Soho House Toronto. Asked him what he was working on these days. He just smiled, tapped the side of his nose and said “You’ll see!” Cheers to that!

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

#TIFF Celebrity Alert: I just saw the one and only Tilly Norwood chatting with fans on Yonge Street. She gets so much bad press, but she’s really nice. Hollywood might be nervous but I’m not!

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

#TIFF Celebrity Alert: I just saw Grogu in Yorkville carrying a Louis Vuitton bag. He’s actually much taller than I expected. I was going to say hello, but he was arguing with his girlfriend. Yikes!

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Thursday night humour in Canada’s main city! Ft. @soozuk.bsky.social 🇬🇧🫖💂🚬🍻👑 Ticket: tinyurl.com/mvd2vpbb

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 15/09/2026

Just name the whole country Loblaws and get it over with

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I don’t like the new ad where Sydney Sweeney poos through a basketball net! How is that sports??

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“Justin I like to pitch you funny movie… but it also has heart.”

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The couple across the aisle from me have watched the Elvis movie and the Michael Jackson movie but one watched Elvis first and the other watched Michael first. The wife was visibly crying at the end of Michael.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

They should make an I Play Rocky that tells the story behind Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot from Stallone’s POV.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“And the Oscar goes to… Justin Trudeau!” - a sentence film fans look forward to hearing, now that the former PM has launched a production company

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

While Trump’s in Ireland, I hope he stops by Dino’s Bar & Grill to pay his respects to the Boys.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It would be so cringe if humanity is wiped out by history’s largest nerds.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

✨NEW EPISODE: The Rise and (Current) Fall of Nigel Farage✨ This week on Long Distance, Bit Weird we're going IN on the life and career of the BIGGEST FETID WHINER in British politics, seriously, this guy NEVER stops WHINGING. 🎧: longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e36-nigel-...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026

Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Carney should give every Canadian $5k for sipping our Timmies and munching our poutine!

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

They should make a Come From Away sequel where Osama bin Laden gets to sing and dance a little bit.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I was 16 on 9/11 and we got the news coz my friend's bf text hr during Media Studies. He kept texting updates and word soon got around. The biggest douche in our class said "you just know they're gonna blame Fight Club for this". The final word on America's gravest day came from British teens.

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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Everyone has a story of where they were on 9/11, but one thing unites them all. They are not that interesting.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They feared him, because he told the truth.

Charlie Kirk tweet from August 2013

“I don’t like his politics. But Woody Allen is a master of film.”

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’ve ordered mine. Have you ordered yours?

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Now that Oasis are cinema royalty, I’d love to see the Gallagher brothers appear in more films i.e. romcoms, horror, MCU.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They should make a Come From Away sequel, but this time the villain isn’t Osama bin Laden. It’s AI.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It was my honour to return as a guest on Blocked Party to answer the big questions. Enjoy!

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Plans for @mbalazo.bsky.social's funeral feat. @zafarcakes.bsky.social.

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Very sad that the justice system is persecuting these brothers just because they like to have sex with each other.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

🇨🇦 People of Toronto, Canada 🇨🇦 I'm going to be doing stand-up at the iconic Comedy Bar on Thursday 17th September. @mbalazo.bsky.social will also appear. 🎟️ comedybar.ca/shows/laugh-... 🎟️

Laugh Sabbath tickets
945 Bloor St W Toronto

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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Ugh. I just spilled an ice cream sundae with sprinkles, whipped cream and plenty of ooey gooey hot fudge sauce all over my Lake Ontario shirt!

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