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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 3h

i wish i could take them but i don’t have space for three cats. someone please!

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Randee Dawn @randeedawn.com · 5h

Needed just one more thing

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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 7h

this pos can never be a doctor, nurse, orderly, first responder, pharmacist. he can never be allowed near patients or drugs. he should be in jail.

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Mean Gene Roddenberry @copbite.bsky.social · 12h

Why would an uninsured person want Medicare For All? They don't even go to the doctor

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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 11h

@jessicacalarco.com you’ve probably already seen this, but here’s something to give you a twitching eye

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Showing up to a job interview with a fully functional starbucks airport kiosk

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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 16h

this is how it should always be played. this is way better than some breathy swoony pop version.

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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

[Exhausted] no, this is what Ken Paxton is like all the time

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I work at the newspaper and just wrote The Great Awokening is over, I’m both 79 and 12 years old and make 260,000 dollars a year from a man who sent Katy Perry into space on a rocket ship. As you can see, everyone else is the problem.

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Good luck with that thing you’re trying to do.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I got the Covid vaccine and sure enough five years later sent a text to the wrong person

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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I am now keeping this on speed-dial

Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death

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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 18/08/2024

A guy asked me if I wanted a pamphlet and I said brochure.

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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

besides Dogs Playing Poker, what are some other paintings in Sinema’s collection?

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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

imagine having a cat with an inner clock couldn’t be me

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

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William Moss @williammoss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

American CEO: “We can’t control it!” American CEO 2: “It will destroy us all!” American CEO 3: “The apocalypse!” French CEO [hitting a Gauloise, exhaling slowly]: “C’est une issue de skill.”

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Grok, fight Claude. Battle until both of you are dead. Use vulgarity.

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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.

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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it was the Roanoke colony of social media

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

new toon: large language muddle www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

dailykos.com

Large language muddle

A cartoon by Tom Tomorrow.

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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

this song lives rent free in my head. not a day goes by that i don’t hum a few bars for no reason.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

I will die on this hill —me, walking uphill

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026

California DMV Adds Highway Chase To Road Test theonion.com/california-dmv-adds-hi…

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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

re-reading CLR James The Black Jacobins

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.

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Ami Fields-Meyer @fieldsmeyer.com · 25/09/2026

Dr. Oz is on my flight right now. He is sitting in the very first seat, front row. I saw him get on the plane. So when I stepped off the jetway onto the plane I approached him and put my hand out. What the man in charge of healthcare for the people on the very margins of society said…was revealing

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doc @docseuss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i need some image recognition software that blocks any poster that includes a picture of sam altman on my feed. i should not have to be made aware of his existence

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Catherine 🌷 @catebridget.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

we win when the weirdos get demoralized

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