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@planningshit.bsky.social
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A celebration of all the Shit Stuff imposed on our environment. Perpetrated by Architects, Planners, Surveyors, Engineers & other environmental ne’er do wells.

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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Before and Hereafter!
Traditional house before with garden. Modern house after - no garden
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There’s more than just one crime here!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is a short message to all the climate denying idiots out there!
Smiley face with Go Fuck Yourself written underneath.
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Crap arse token landscape gets removed, if it’s like this on a plan it’s never lasting.
Two pictures first with token landscape the second where it’s all been removed.
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Nothing says ‘wellbeing’ like inviting people to sit and admire the consequences of poor design!
Benches facing brick walls.
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Rest and Reflect!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
LandscapING!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I didn’t want a house, just an office for a small firm of chartered accounts built in the 1980s
Red brick house with greenery Grey lump no greenery
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Before and Hereafter!
Period house with nice details and green front garden. The same house with all the life sucked out of it and the garden.
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Emergency
cartoon panels of a house on fire, person and fireperson. 
1. house on fire person says My house is on fire. fireperson replies: we declare your house on fire
2. Person says Can you put it out. Fireperson: no but we did declare it on fire.
3. Person: that should do it thanks.
4. Climate Emergency
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Peak Shite!
Trumps shitty Triumphal Arch!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Trump Library! Some towers are built to reach the sky; others are built to prop up the men who can’t stand on their own!
Biffs Tower in Back to the future!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
What the ever loving fuck did Lyme Regis do to deserve this cack!
Awful crap housing and fences. Terrible Landscape Mock tosh housing
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Aztesco Temple! #CrapPuns
Shopping trolley on a small tiered podium!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
When asking about the primary driver for street design in the uk, it’s the needs of a fucking bin lorry over that of people!
Large bin lorry People playing in the street.
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Don’t even fucking think about it!!
Yellow lines around a small bit of pavement.
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
1666: Imagine the wonderful doors that will adorn this entrance in its 350+ yr lifespan 2024:
Old doorway with crappy upvc door!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Setting - The surroundings in which a heritage asset is fucking smothered! Suttle House, Grade II listed!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Text - If it’s inaccessible to the poor then it’s neither radical or revolutionary!
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Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
FIVE MILLION QUID FOR THIS? fucking hell www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
rightmove.co.uk
Check out this 7 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
7 bedroom detached house for sale in Darras Road, Darras Hall, NE20 for £5,000,000. Marketed by Brunton Residential, Ponteland
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
God’s Holy Trousers! #greyplague
Grey Plague painted house.
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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Artificial turf is so advanced these days. It's almost indistinguishable from the real thing.
Really badly laid artificial turf, like a bit of old green carpet, held down with cobbled
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I’m telling you this was all they had left!
Ill fitting portico
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Affectionately known as the ‘graffiti grannies of Lisbon', Lata65 is a Portuguese org that runs workshops in street art for the over-65s. The oldest participant is 90 years old #womensart
Four images of older Portuguese women either spray painting colourful graffiti art on walls or posing holding spray paints
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Felt timely!
News heading - Robert Jenrick fast-tracked
Westferry decision to save Desmond £45m that should have been spent on community infrastructure
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Just pop it on the garage!
House extension on top of flat roof garage. Leaving the flat roof on!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Ooooff!
Massive warehouse overlooking houses. Wigan
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
British housing at its finest - setting, scale, landscape, proportion, details, and finesse all completely absent!
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Rhymer Rigby @rhymerrigby.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
For connoisseurs of utterly mental extensions on mundane houses (via reddit) www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
CAD balls-up in real life!
Poorly aligned roof juncture on flats.
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Steve Chambers @planningtransport.co.uk · 11/12/2025
So much wrong with this #saveourcarpark decision. Reform, Tory and Labour councillors trying to outdo each other on being anti-housing at one of the most sustainable locations. www.standard.co.uk/news/london/...
standard.co.uk
Plans for hundreds of homes on north London station car park rejected
The scheme would have seen five blocks built next to High Barnet station
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
For some reason this vent always makes my eye twitch!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Inaccessible Places!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Resilience via Serendipity!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Heads Up!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
When you’ve ordered windows in lower case!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Not looking like this car dominated detached cack they won’t!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Gardone!
House with no planting or features
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Speed is always a factor! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Nearly 900 fewer people injured since 20mph introduction in Wales
Figures show a 25% reduction in the number of injuries on Wales' roads in the past 18 months.
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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Adam Tranter @adamtranter.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Try explaining to someone outside the UK that this road, shared with walkers, cyclists and horse riders, legally has a 60mph speed limit. Madness, really.
National speed limit road
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Remember, whenever you hear that “speed wasn’t a factor” in a deadly crash, what they mean is that the car involved wasn’t technically speeding. At least “not by much.” It presumes that the speed limit wasn’t too high to begin with. When it comes to death from collisions, SPEED IS ALWAYS a factor.
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Taco-Tits Deco-Shits!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
UK: We’re not building enough housing at the right density! Also UK:
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Playground of desolation!
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Advertise your account with a gif.
media.tenor.com
an aerial view of a city with lots of tall buildings and a building that says ' chinese ' on it
ALT: an aerial view of a city with lots of tall buildings and a building that says ' chinese ' on it
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Roof Canopy
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Shit Planning @planningshit.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I want the porch! You cant handle the porch! Son we live in a world that has walls, and those have to be guarded by pillars with a fuck off roof!
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