iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

People who tell you that you should get more sleep, don't know how not getting any sleep actually works.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 8h

Behind reality isn't a more real reality, it's an alley, a realley if it's retrash day, again (raccoons washing paws for slow clap)

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 17h

Fashioned a razor strop into a necktie so I can give myself a barbershop shave on the way to work.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 9h

I miss being part of a we. Life is rather empty since the colony found a better body.

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⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

[jewel voice] 🎶 and who will shave your troll?

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 21h

Turns out, Nana’s dowager’s hump was 10 lbs of ground beef she nicked from Food Lion. You go, girl.

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The Mighty Kräcken @kr8cken.bsky.social · 10h

So I saw Superman the other day doing a handstand. I'm like, "Superman, why are you doing a handstand?" He said he wasn't doing a handstand he was shifting the Earth in its orbit. Something about avoiding an asteroid. Damn, Superman. No need to make excuses for doing a handstand.

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 14h

blow cigs on baby to imbue them with coolness

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

wearing a wedding veil when I eat because stop looking at me

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 15h

My wife is working the withering glances booth at the Fall Festival.

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 16h

I can tell from the alarmingly peaceful look in your eyes that you have no internal monolgue

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 13h

relax, don't do it doin' stuff is stupid relax, don't do it sit upon your bum

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 17h

When I reply to your post, I always make sure to like and repost it at least one hour later to keep you annoyed, yet excited and strangely aroused

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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

DINNER CAN WAIT, PEOPLE ARE WAITING FOR ME TO SEND THEM WORDS ONLINE MOM

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 14h

I want a Snuggie with no arms and leg holes. Or head hole. Just a bodybag really

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

That mixtape was a gift not a bribe, Your Honor

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 13h

Typhoid Mary but I am spitting my sadness into your soup.

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Old, fat, and safe from STDiarrhea.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

an overwhelming banquet of thoughts form babbling words euphorically tumbling from my lips you nod and reach for my hand we grin and brace ourselves as the walls begin to melt and time collapses in on itself

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

It has been an infinite amount of rumors and time and we're still discussing it like it's the only plausible theory of an origin for hot bio-gossip, but existence did not just walk home after a "bang of shame"

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

You incandescent upon your throne while I make do with meat and bone.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I don’t think anyone would really mind if NyQuil glowed in the dark

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Not Merritt Stone @notmerrittstone.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to find himself turned into a giant asshole.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I am now basket sexual and will not be taking questions at this time.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I would definitely choose to fuck a basket over a man.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

maybe one day spacex will blast elon and trump to mars on a rocket and right before they land, mars will move out of the way hahaha this country is killing me inside

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I DO SOME OF MY BEST WORK ON THREE HOURS OF SLEEP, OKAY? NOW GET ON THE GURNEY!

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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

stop saving my posts they are past their expiration date and starting to stink

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Watching rain through a peephole but the puddles can see the shadows of my feet, that's part of the thrill

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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Stories are just a memory from our past lives peaking through the void in a newly reincarnated body

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

got food on my pants, that’s why I wore them. To protect my skin from falling food

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

30’s: Devil in a blue dress. 40’s: Lesser known demon in some orthopedic shoes.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

A haunted house where you keep running into people explaining the rules of board games to you

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Shaking, Baking, things of that nature

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I don’t want to fly too close to the sun, I want to fly directly into it.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11/10/2026

whether or not it’s butter, it isn’t here to be subjected to your judgment

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Your honour i object to the term petty crimes, it may be petty to you [tearing up] but they mean the world to me

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

My dog chewed by the spring of my trampoline w her lil barracuda teeth. I didn’t notice & busted my ass so fuckin hard i sang out, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?! IN YOUR EYES FORSAKEN ME?! IN YOUR THOUGHTS FORSAKEN ME?! IN YOUR HEART FORSAKEN ME?!

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

(deleting all of my unposted drafts about ska) discard, is coming like a ghost card

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I do not mind eating people I do not know, however I do not want to eat in front of people I do not know.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Life is short, leave me alone

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

*me watching you while you sleep* “You’re doing it wrong”

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 01/01/2025

pouring baked beans on my loved ones' chests as they sleep so they have a nutritious meal waiting for them when they wake up

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Waking at 2am to the sound of a passing train so as to make my insomnia as Americana as possible.

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

sometimes in the mornings i stand in front of the mirror screaming because my sleep paralysis demon drew dicks on my face the night before

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