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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So lol this is gonna sound crazy but I’m inside a porta potty outside MetLife can you tell me if I’m headed towards the stadium or away

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026

Happy Baby Safety Month.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward locking in and really taking your problem to the next level

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsay Graham was not just one of politics’ greatest worms, he was one of AMERICA’s greatest worms. Now he is in worm heaven, playing with that that great worm rock n roll band. Goodbye forever, monumental worm, you believed in nothing and it all worked out!

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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

at this rate, i don't see why we couldn't see at least 30-40 more u.s. senators perish before the year is out

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Sophia @neko.ac · 03/07/2026

microsoft be like "lets finish setting up your device"

my brother in christ i have had this computer for four years

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Take me out to the soccer Take me out to the pitch Buy me a beer and some fish ’n chips I don’t care if my jersey gets ripped Let me root root root for the home team If they don’t win they might tie For it’s no! goals! sometimes get scored By the soccer guys

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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/06/2026

>becomes prime minister >wins largest majority seen in labour history >pivots the party hard right, cracks down on palestinian protestors and privacy rights >completely destroys the labour party >resigns what was bro doing any of this for

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 01/06/2026

parents are like:

two ogres block the player's access to the gender-changing coffin.

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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake

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onion spice latte @aquickalias.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Banjo Kazooie and the Gooey Kablooie

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

look how much craftsmanship we've lost in clothing in just a hundred years

A man in the 19th century wearing a chicken suit. It has feathers, a full on tail, and even shoes shaped like chicken feet

A chicken suit currently for sale. It's just a smooth white zip-up onesie with no tail, no chicken feet, and just some flappy thing under the arms and some striped leggings. Pathetic

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

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MAGNUS BEEFCASTLE @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again

Cloud in a dusk sky that resembles a skeleton honking off

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Everything about this image is extremely powerful to me

Ken Jennings • @kenjennings.bsk...
→ Replied to "fart"
all aboard the giggle train

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Nevermind

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a (presumed) scientist is seated at a table next to a giant ground sloth. There is a an iPod connected to a speaker on the table (Note to Gen Z and Gen Alpha readers: an iPod is a pocket size portable electronic device on which you can download and play music, but which typically does not have the ability to access the internet or take phone calls.) The scientist says, “Giant ground sloth, you’ve been un-extincted. Do you have any questions?” Panel 2: the ground sloth remarks on the music playing from the iPod, which is shown to be Nirvana’s hit album “Nevermind”. It says, “this band rocks! They still tour?” Panel 3: the scientists face contorts with emotion as he gently rests his hand on the giant paw of the ground sloth.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

one required, but sadly enormous, shift in the way americans view things: recovering an understanding that a democratic government is a collective enterprise that should deliver tangible services and benefits to people

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björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 18/04/2026

picture a libertarian guy. funny, right? now picture his asian wife. not so funny any more is it

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Accented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Me trying to quickly think up a fake name but the only other object in the room is the president

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):

HEADLINE: they actually put transparent legs on geodude at a parade in japan

Three mascots of Pokémon, one of whom is Geodude a cranky rock man. He has transparent legs

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

Cover to the Better than Ezra single for “Good”

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

DONALD TRUMP HELP ME I FLIPPED MY CAR AGAIN

Exclusive Tiger Woods called President Trump from seen a rollover crash

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 28/03/2026

the moral of the pitt is that pittsburgh is some kind of hellish cartoon town where every five minutes someone suffers from some kind of happy tree friends type injury

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

celebs adopt. i photoshop: thread

Ariana Grande walking Waldorf and Statler instead of her dogs.

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 13/03/2026

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do the Billy Joel gacha

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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 26/02/2026

It’s finally over

Kevin Nguyen
@knguyen
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Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave"
• a Slave
Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm
Delete
Edit event »
5:27 PM • Feb 23, 2014

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

you missed the best one

tweet from getfiscal:
me: so Karl Marx, that’s basically what the world is like in 2018. What’s your analysis of the situation? Is capitalism doomed?

Marx: holy, you went to the moon?

Me: dos communism still have a future?

Karl Marx: the moon in the fucking sky?

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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

blasting jock jams as i turkish ice cream man this little brat himejoshi-style

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onion spice latte @aquickalias.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

just learned about mikey schulman from adam neely's latest video and holy fuck i cannot imagine a worse person to be defining the future of music. mikey is a fucking moron who wouldn't know which end of a microphone to sing into. eat the fucking rich

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Johan Nohr @nohr.se · 01/02/2026

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

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