Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How have fraternities survived this long? It seems like it might be different at the big southern schools but at least in the northeast the general understanding is that they are sexual assault clubs 10495
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sonny Gray looks like he has ranked the monster energy flavors 1130
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve decided to quit my job and become a romance author under the name Kenneth Dalliance. 2351
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh good the ballsack razor ad again. With the guy whose head looks like a shaved testicle. Happy to see that. 2111
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s very depressing that virtually no one in America will ever discover or create anything significant ever again. Only the children of billionaires will be able to pursue the arts and non-applied sciences. I can’t see why they’d bother. 321849
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My partner made me wreaths and I’d like to brag about them 2401
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sopranos season 1: American capitalism has devolved to the point that a comfortable middle class home life is only attainable through a morally bankrupt professional life and the contradictions eventually drive you insane Sopranos season 6: I think Tony has ADHD 1441
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All you need to know about the late 90s/early 00s if you weren’t there is that there was this shitty electric countertop grill named after a boxer and it was central to American culture 13944
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Trying to do some social media bullshit that will pay me so much money I can quit my job. Become a twitch streamer who only plays skateboarding video games or do instagram microfiction on some lame-ass designs? 3210
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I know yall been waitin for this to drop. In no particular order but Review is first in my heart forever. 3140
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Do you guys wanna join my romantasy football league? You get 20 points if Josh Allen turns into a creature and fucks someone. 4595
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Bike people - what is your favorite everyday on-bike storage solution? I have a small handlebar bag but I don’t love it. Normally carry phone, a tube, co2/inflator, multitool, tire levers, and on a good day some gummy worms. 750
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I love living in a society where the only job is telling customers to eat shit and die, this is definitely not having runoff effects where people become profoundly anti-human in an attempt to rationalize the things they need to do at work, no sir. Recent voting trends are unrelated. 1869
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A video of Catherine Liu popped up on my IG and I thought “oh I bet this is gonna be some shit about how the most powerful people on earth are liberal arts professors” and yeah it was that, again 81046
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Clavicular is the one guy we should have used minority report pre-crime shit on, we all knew where this was headed 541037
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Reposted by Horatio PornviewerD. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I mean, this guy was so rude, you know how rude he was? He was so rude they should’ve called him Charlie JERK! 0245
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The AI people have a financial interest in everyone thinking they maybe invented skynet! The only reason we think it’s even related to shit like that is that they called it AI! 2252
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026You may recall I used to do sporadic “tumbler vs government man” polls on Twitter so there’s your answer. 170
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I started this a couple days ago and I love it and it’s giving me incredible levels of anxiety 4180
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The myth of Charlie Kirk is really really important to the New York Times for whatever reason 1500
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Has anyone ever seen someone they blocked on @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social 340
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The distracted driving discourse is already popping off but I’d just like to throw in: I’ve been an insurance adjuster for almost 13 years. When I started, we almost never saw high speed rear end impacts. Now they’re like the most common type of claim. It’s distractions, this is obvious. 743540736
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The year is 2029. Donald Trump has renamed all geographic locations in North America “America”. I drive my car down America Boulevard and hang a right on America St. There’s the address: 1776. The building next door has the same address. That’s just life in America City, USA. 617126
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I mean this whole thing is absurd but at some point it becomes reasonable to ask how long it’s going to take the guys who say they deport 10,000 immigrants a day to fix this rampant illegal immigration 1705
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Here’s a disgusting workplace joke for you all: I call your girl Microsoft Authenticator because she won’t stop asking me to put two digits in 968667
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I still say “founding fathers” instead of “framers of the constitution” because shit is not going well at the moment and I don’t think it’s fair to imply women might have been involved with designing this mess when they weren’t 1191
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026This is the carrot and tomato from one of those AI pregnancy tiktoks if they were real people 1422
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Sorry it’s been dead on here guys I’ll post some drafts 150
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I think on some level these guys can’t face the idea that we went into the pandemic with no idea what it was or how to stop it, so rather than grapple with that they just decided Fauci knew everything the whole time 1734252
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026For those of you too young to remember the second Bush administration, “coastal elites” just means Jews queer people and immigrants. It’s really never been deployed in a way where it can mean anything else. 210318
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Does anyone know why I’m getting ads for an MLB salary cap? I am not in a position to help at all, I don’t know Rob Manfred (or even his son, Rob Boyfred) 1310
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“Have you ever listened to the *WORDS* to semi charmed life?” Yes that song is about how it’s really fun to be in love and on drugs when both those things are new. They’re giving you a hint with the fun upbeat music! 2291
Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I think the best criteria for determining if someone is a moron is if they think it’s really really interesting when a song has upbeat music but somewhat depressing lyrics 1230
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