iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

not quite fast enough to get the best ending, but still like twice as fast as the last time i played a few years ago

A screenshot of Super Metroid (played on Switch Online with the CRT filter on). The operation was completed successfully, clear time 3:29

The second best ending image with Samus's helmet removed giving a thumbs up

See you next mision

Your rate for collecting items is: 67%

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so many novel covers are so samey these days in a really boring way. some stock-looking scenery photo, maybe a person is there but you can't get a good look at their face, center the title in a massive font taking up most of the composition. they blend together and make my eyes glaze over

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not a lot of people know this, but the brotherman bill is the brother living at the top of the hill

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i keep forgetting that simon kinberg (writer of all the worst fox x-men movies and fant4stic) is writing star wars episodes X through XII, as if my brain actively wants to reject that such a horrible fact could be true

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saw a youtube thumbnail for a video about a game and the whole thumbnail was clearly AI generated, text included, because it had the exact same typography as all those shitty AI restaurant ads. this is anti-clickbait. click repellent. thumbnails that make me assume the whole video is misinformation

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while checking out on my steam machine valve was like "would you like any of your little woke and gay games to go with that?"

A Steam screenshot. "Recommendations for you: Drag'n Wash, Pronoun Palace"

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ah fuck i got the steam machine email, now the decision is current me's problem

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finished a bunch of art touchup tasks now it's the weekend and i can just chill the fuck out and play metroid and control yaaayyy

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 25/09/2026

fell way behind listening to the AMCA patreon Q&A episodes. listening to the ones from when they were reading the thrawn books and at one point they mention it being the final days of cohost. oof ouch

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oh shit the majuular ultima online retrospective (which he literally opened his own classic server for) is up and it's four and a half hours long www.youtube.com/watch?v=35SK...

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Ultima Online Retrospective | The Last Hurrah

YouTube video by Majuular

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 25/09/2026

mr. brad bird i'm glad you're finally having fun making your ray gunn movie but you can't do an art deco sci-fi city with lines of flying cars weaving through the air, it just looks like coruscant

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 24/09/2026

i was already thinking about doing this, but i got a patreon comment asking about it so i am now experimenting with raising slarpg's level cap to 50 in v2.0. though to avoid the party becoming crazy overpowered stat gains drastically decrease past level 30, so that remains a soft level cap

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DM ME IF INTERESTED IN COMMISSIONS✨ @dapperlilarts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Looks like Alison slarped too many gs... #slarpg

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 24/09/2026

i did start a super metroid replay, but don't expect a big writeup on that like i did for the first two games because like. it's super metroid. everyone already knows it's one of the best games ever

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 22/09/2026

New on Patreon: I've got a progress update on things I've been working on for Super Lesbian Animal RPG's big version 2.0 update, and a bit of talk about how I have Hard Mode set up #SLARPG www.patreon.com/ponett/posts...

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SLARPG v2.0 progress update: September 2026 | Bobby Schroeder

It's been a month since my last Patreon post where I outlined my goals for SLARPG's big version 2.0 update. (If you missed that post, I wou

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🐊 @kyssimmee.com · 23/09/2026

happy fall

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 23/09/2026

still got a bit to go (10 metroids left) but metroid ii is so damn good. everyone who ever told me it was bad and aged poorly was wrong

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 22/09/2026

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SLARPG v2.0 progress update: September 2026 | Bobby Schroeder

It's been a month since my last Patreon post where I outlined my goals for SLARPG's big version 2.0 update. (If you missed that post, I wou

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BREAKING: Takashi Iizuka confirms in interview with Famitsu that next Sonic game in development will have gameplay #SonicNews

Takashi Iizuka wearing a blazer and a Sonic medallion

A crop of the box art for Sonic Frontiers

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i'm glad we have a day every year to remind everyone to listen to earth wind and fire

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my mom found a small ryan's world figurine after apparently having backed over it with her car. supremely cursed object

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started metroid 2 on switch but it felt wrong to play it on such a large screen, so now i'm playing it the way god intended (on an anbernic)

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 20/09/2026

been watching LOGH with friends. i like how quickly the show is like "now you might be predisposed to assume that the aristocratic empire is evil and the democratic rebel alliance is good. but don't worry, dear viewer, the political situation is completely fucked in the alliance, too"

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i was not very fast. but i did it

A screenshot of the ending of Metroid 1 (captured on Switch). Samus stands on the rocky surface of Zebes and text above her reads:

Great!!

You fulfiled your mission. It will revive peace in space.
But, it may be invaded by the other Metroid.
Pray for a true peace in space!

Based on how long it took me to beat the game, I got the ending where Samus takes her helmet off, but not the rest of her suit.

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 20/09/2026

i'm playing metroid 1 for longer than ten minutes for the first time and boy, exploring all the repeated rooms in norfair and finding what feels like endless layers of more similar rooms hidden behind bombable blocks sure does put you in a hypnotic trance if you play while tired

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 20/09/2026

funniest line read in xenoblade 2 to me right now is when night falls and pyra is like "oh. and i've started glowing. ... ... ... i'm a bit self-conscious."

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 19/09/2026

gmail has a very useful section that pops up at the top of the inbox called "happening soon" where it might tell me, for instance, that a package i was expecting got delivered over a month ago

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 19/09/2026

funny to think that with a metroid 6 coming out now, samus has been part metroid for half of the main series. and more than half of its IRL timespan too, since the series was 16 years old when fusion came out and fusion is now 24 years old. just took them most of that time to continue the story

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 19/09/2026

SUPER SMASH BROTHER 6 FIRST NEW CHARACTER LEAK (REAL)

A poor quality photo of a fake Smash Bros. character reveal image on a screen reading "Shaktool digs in!" beside a picture of Shaktool from Super Metroid

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i have so many ideas for evil balance changes i could make in slarpg but i am showing restraint for the sake of not completely upending the tea table

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(AI booster voice) you claim cigarettes are bad for you, and yet you won't even test that claim by smoking one to see how far cigarette technology has come in recent years? i smoke a pack a day and i know they love me back

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oh okay toei seems to have just reuploaded all of kamen rider zeztz on their own youtube. will they take it down after a certain amount of time? who knows! but it's back for now

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i was going to make this post but then i remembered i already made this post. anyway it keeps happening

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the slarpg v2.0 changelog is already up to over 3000 words and i still have a bunch left to do and add

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