L @banalplay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Big thanks to Pishi for deciding that sprinting across my couch while throwing up was the move. While I was lying on it. 3602
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026theonion.comCheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 GiftsWASHINGTON—Busy dealing with important paperwork and other vice presidential duties in recent weeks, Dick Cheney was forced to put off until the last minute a cherished annual tradition: gift-shopping... 0502
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Sometimes it's easy to forget that we speak the most unhinged, cobbled-together bullshit language. Imagine explaining to someone that "near as I can tell" and "far as I can tell" mean the same thing. 71229
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"This was supposed to be a blue collar Cosby Show. Now you're turning it into goddamn Quantum Leap!"youtu.beKey & Peele - "Family Matters" - UncensoredYouTube video by Comedy Central 2505
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I hate having a veteran for an upstairs neighbor. I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. 3955
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Thank you to whomever is doing the Dolorous Edd thing and voting for me 1300
Reposted by LBrilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 26/08/2026This time it's the WNBA. There's always something made from nothing 😮💨 121721522
Reposted by LL @banalplay.bsky.social · 21/08/2025there's no way I want to find out whatever nasty, depraved act this is 5171356
Reposted by LAnnalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A perfect conceit for the 20s: the world's biggest bookstore has become a destroyer of books 301942654
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It's that time of year again baby. Time to do extremely niche things that nobody cares about. 5340
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 11/08/2026youtube.comGerald Wallace DidgeridooYouTube video by ohnosnakes 1141
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Laughed so hard at this I gave my neck a charley horsetheonion.com8th Grader’s Voice Drops 6 Octaves Over SummerDEDHAM, MA—Remarking that the adolescent had undergone some pronounced developmental changes during the course of his vacation, middle school sources reported Tuesday that eighth grader Ryan Alcorn’s ... 5431
Reposted by LSheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 09/08/2026This is unironically - and astonishingly almost verbatim - Gul Dukat's genocidal rant against the Bajorans in the Deep Space Nine episode "Waltz." 32879317
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I would be so mad if I were one half of Dave & Buster's and the other guy got to be Dave. 3410
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Oh, you want to pay me in exposure? Something that people die of? 012615
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Whenever Bampy attempts something adventurous and takes a fall she immediately dashes over and jumps into my lap for comfort. It's just about the cutest thing you will ever see. What about Pishi, you might ask. Well, you fool, Pishi will never attempt anything. 1540
Reposted by LMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 27/07/2026men only want one thing, and it's a world where time drifts slowly and music carries you away. to be set adrift by the timeless pleasures of tubular bells. to order Pure Moods, call the number on your screen, or send check or money order for the amount shown, plus shipping and handling. 2054299
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026There was a brief window years ago when Gretchen Whitmer could have been president and her career ever since then can only be explained by assuming that Gretchen Whitmer really does not want to be president. 21053
Reposted by Lmitch said @mitchsaid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If the Democrats don’t watch out, soon they may have an unpopular national brand and Trump will paint them as dangerous radicals. Can you imagine it. 1628
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026going with sleek Brigitte Nielsen hair today but only because I'm too sweaty to pull off anything else 0290
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Anton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost on a coin flip? Me: The equivalent of thirty thousand dollars. Anton Chigurh: *already reaching f—* Wait, really? Me: Yeah. Anton Chigurh: Dames? Me: Yeah. Anton Chigurh: *Packing up his stuff.* Damn. 218314
Reposted by LGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Cc @banalplay.bsky.social 1462
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I love Charles Barkley whenever he talks about anything but the thing he's paid to talk about. 31501
Reposted by LAsha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 22/07/2026This story is indeed insane. They literally *discounted his correct answers* (on questions about the Constitution) so that a Trump supporting girl who wants to go to Hillsdale College could win $25K and be televised meeting Trump. So. Gross. 20563602588
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I really hate to say this but I cut out gluten and now I feel like a god. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. 111912
L @banalplay.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I hate every time he draws Musk. It's always the nastiest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. theonion.com/all-things-m... 11018
Reposted by Ldr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 19/07/2026ive gotten much more convinced how important it is to call things what they are. look what can happen when you state the facts clearly and posit them against a clear moral background. good work can get good results. (and i think we can blame bad results on the absence of good work) 255780
Reposted by LDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Dang they really got a category for everything 203285735476
Reposted by LWIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026“Based on simple math, these outbreak responses—which require rapid, timely responses—are going to be greatly diminished,” the former CDC lab director tells WIRED. www.wired.com/story/cdc-cy...wired.comThe CDC Has a Cyclospora Lab. DOGE Downsized It Last Year“Based on simple math, these outbreak responses—which require rapid, timely responses—are going to be greatly diminished,” the former CDC lab director tells WIRED. 8505201
Reposted by LJelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA 18284641592
