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@suss2hyphens.bsky.social
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Baseball Prospectus sentence generator, Great Lakes Curling Association president

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 4h
Maybe play better and don’t lose to the White Sox, I don’t know
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Jamison Webb @jamisonwebb
*Burt Lancaster on episode of "Hot Ones" taking a bite of Da Bomb wing*
BURT: oooh. You're a spicy one, aren't you? Ooh. You showed up with something to prove. And here you are. Heat to the high heavens. You little firecracker
SEAN: You famously won an Oscar for "Elmer Gantry"
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 22h
yordan álvarez's baseball savant page, but it's for Geddy Lee instead
Yordan's page on Baseball Savant, with 1st percentile rapping, and 100th percentile "cool sounds on the bass", "songs about snow dogs", catching the mystery and catching the drift"
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 22h
Legit hilarious shift challenge against Altuve. Watch your feet the rest of the game, skippy
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 23h
Astros pitcher numbers so far have been 69, 74 and 66. The postseason: it just means more
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 23h
Bullpen game is going well
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if the makers are snood are still around they could sue liberty mutual for copyright violation of the biberty
screenshot from Snood. A bunch of various colored circles are connected, including some yellow balls with sunglasses and teeth
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this phillies braves game is going to end in a food fight
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
howling at these vivek "acton won't debate me" ads. he is so mad about that
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jason benetti assigned the yankees-red sox series
mitt romney dining with trump on his plane
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have also never been to an atlanta hawks game
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HOU d. CHW ATL d. PHI NYY d. BOS CHC d. SDP CLE d. HOU ATL d. LAD TBR d. NYY CHC d. MIL CLE d. TBR CHC d. ATL CLE d. CHC Everything in the world is fixed
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sandy alcantara roaming the halls of marlins park this winter with a flashlight and pocket watch
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am so glad the Onion sent a re-print of the 9/11 edition. I loved it so much back then, I wrote a college paper on it the next semester, and it inspired me to write about the things I liked. And the edition still holds up so well today
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Generally rooting for the Astros in the postseason is a mortal sin, but rooting for the 81-81 Astros is a completely different story
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Max Scherzer’s kids run from the dugout to the mound to take him out of the game then run back screaming and crying after he tells them he’s not fucking going anywhere, get the fuck off my mound
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lowest WAR total for anyone who led the American League in WAR in a 162-game season since Hank Aguirre of the 1962 Tigers (6.2), who despite his ML best 2.21 ERA, finished 17th in MVP voting and did not get a Cy Young vote
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
max scherzer is still on the mound, they can't get him off of there
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The “postseason without context” cartoon commercials are wonderful. Will be interesting if this remains true on the 600th watch of them
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m gonna miss Detroit Tigers TV
Tiger of the day 
Delos Drake
95 games with Tigers in 1911
Went on to marry nurse who cared for him while hospitalized for typhoid fever Cubs and Red Sox playing at Tropicana Field due to forecasted inclement weather in Boston 

First regular season ending neutral site game since 1885
Buffalo Bisons vs Providence Grays
Played at Maple Avenue Driving Park in Elmira NYA discolored picture of baseball in Elmira NY
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The name’s Ryan
Reynolds vs. Ryan
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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fanatics delivers fast
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When the bonspiel is bird themed and you’re filling in on a team from Indiana
Me on curling ice with a green Celtics 33 / Bird 33 shirt using masking tape and a regular green shirt
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
veep was a documentary
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m doing to do more sports now
Curling ice
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I get to see Kenley Jansen pitch in person! 🧨
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m doing it. I’m watching one more sport
It’s a baseball game
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Jason Beck @jasonbeck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Things you don't see every day: A two-run strikeout/wild pitch
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
still can’t believe they’re just letting Oneil Cruz play
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
she’s got my vote. The D Event is always a slog
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
finally I can make the move to Dubai
UAE become world curling’s newest member association
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The first place Texas Rangers (79-80)
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jake Rogers and Jahmai Jones are going to the playoffs, as we all expected in June
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
when a team says "nobody thought we could do this," they were lying, until the chicago white sox said it
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Baseball Prospectus @baseballprospectus.com · 24/09/2026
BSB: Mulling Over the Hill by Matt Sussman (@suss2hyphens.bsky.social) free to read with Basic login www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
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BSB: Mulling Over the Hill | Baseball Prospectus
It was a vintage pitching matchup, but not that kind of vintage.
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Detroit Tigers (Unoffical) @nottigers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The voices of Tigers baseball on television and radio for years to come! The Tigers today announced multi-year contract extensions with Jason Benetti and Dan Dickerson.
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREGMAN: Hey doc, can you make my face look like the bumper of every Nissan Altima DOCTOR: I got you my guy
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
pablo torre is the first person to unravel the myth of tim tebow that wasn't an outside linebacker
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
🎶 if you're lost you can look and you will find me
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today on BSB is about all the old timers, most in the same game
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BSB: Mulling Over the Hill | Baseball Prospectus
It was a vintage pitching matchup, but not that kind of vintage.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[homestar voice] Weston Wilson
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wielding my new Meta Charm to ward off friends
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There have been 14 hits in the Boston/Cleveland game! all 14 are singles the score is 1-0.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brice Turang is short for Bryce Harper also called
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
The guy who used to be the angriest Braves poster over on Twitter turned out to be a murderer so idk there might be some truth to this
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s one too many merrilies bro. Something bad happened to you on that boat
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hold up
“LIKE NO OTHER FILM I’VE EVER EXPERIENCED”
—ROGER EBERT
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The song of the summer in this household was Choosin’ Chex Mix
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