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@angusdeluxe.bsky.social
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 15/06/2024
Hey man sorry to hear from you
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator www.fire.org/news/ohio-ma...
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Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator. Your questions about Shrexting, answered.
An Ohio blogger spent 23 hours in jail after texting a senator a crude Shrek meme. Can political mockery be prosecuted? The First Amendment weighs in.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
our age of bronze is ending. so come on down for civilization ending deals and societally collapsing prices
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Former elaborator here (don't ask)
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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water taster @crip.es · 06/08/2026
holding down the lever that makes the toilet drink water and chanting chug
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When the Siberian Bacteria with Stem Placenta Baby Drips $165,000 hits
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One Perfect Shot @oneperfectshot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
SINNERS (2025, dir. Ryan Coogler) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky 📽️🧛🎸
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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jeffman.bsky.social @jeffman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence
a screenshot of a facebook post of a photo of an rv with "THEY EAT BABIES IN DENVER!!!" scrawled on the back. 

meta ai suggests:
- Baby-eating restaurants in Denver
- Denver's population
- Denver's unique food scene
- Restaurants that serve babies
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Aoḋán Ó Conġaile @tinydonkey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Alex Trebek, the host of jeopardy
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𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com · 20/06/2026
no babe i don’t mind that it’s cursed, the blessed ones scare me
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We got new next-door neighbors. I got some cupcakes at the grocery store to welcome them but they tipped over in the packaging in the car so we ate them. Then I got them a big cookie but they haven’t been there for days so we’re eating it. Haven’t met them yet but I love my new neighbors.
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
SJÄMSÅRA
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Thrilled to report the Arizona Rattlers CHUG CAM appears to be sponsored by an intervention and recovery center
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A picture of Satan's head and a PlayStation 2 

The text: except Satan and win a free PS2 click here
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WOR$T TGIRL IN AMERICA @morganite.io · 03/06/2026
me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me
The Pokemon TCG card Cramorant. A black pelican-like pokemon chokes on the tail of a Garydos, a blue aquatic dragon.
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Multiracial democracy in the American South has briefly existed twice in American history, both times enforced from outside, and both times has lapsed the instant the rest of the country lost interest.
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
god when will it be my turn
charlie kirk sleeping and cuddling with the cop bunny from zootopia
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Derek R Rose @derekrose.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hard to believe it’s been 20 years since MOTHER3 released. I have no idea who I’d be today if I didn’t join the MOTHER/EarthBound fandom and played this trilogy. So many wonderful people, so many incredible experiences, (so much money spent on merch) Here’s to 20 more!
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
its actually 2 words. it's "yourself" not "your self".
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 31/03/2026
your order has shipped
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
rip robert mueller you taught me it was okay to do nothing when faced with the most consequential task of my life
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 20/03/2026
Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll She was born on March 20th, 1915
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 14/03/2026
guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies
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Jesse Eisinger @jeisinger.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
it’s cool how fencers say ‘on god’ before they fight
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed
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wheel @wheelable.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
just beat the Hell's Kitchen Video Game for the nintendo DS where 100% of the gameplay takes place on the touch screen and the top screen is just a Gordon Ramsay vtuber with an anger meter that you have to keep down or he will hit his ult and shut down the kitchen
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy
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fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
oh franz schubert piano trio in e-flat what am i going to do
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 10/02/2026
1 bed, 1 bath, and several other rooms they might find your body in
marketplace listing 

[picture of concrete stairs leading down to a concrete wall]

$1,700 • 1 Bed 1 Bath...
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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 31/01/2026
just found out the moon makes my wife sad sometimes
a man holding a gun pointed at a full moon
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Adalwin @adalwin.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Here's the crux of the gist: we're on the cusp of a brink
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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