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Spooky Big Dad

@spicybigdad.bsky.social
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Obese Chess, Black Chvrch, Max Beaf, Internet Friendz, Divitius, Töürd Böürglar, Couture, etc. linktr.ee/obesechess PDX

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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 7h
(finding out the eminimem charlie kirk verse is fake 20 seconds after finding out about it at all)
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gen Z slang that we are NOT using anymore fam because it is PLAYED OUT 😭 right chuffed proper mental faff about spanner in the works Bob’s your uncle
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 18h
I know I’m a Bloodhound Gang apologist and extremely biased but I do think that “hauling hazardous biological waste, the light turns red: you have no brakes” is a profoundly evocative lyrical couplet
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 21h
“My god… it’s full of stars! There must be 2001 of them! This sure is A real Space Odyssey I’m on!”
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 23h
a really good friend of mine just lost his wife, and their kid lost her mom, pretty unexpectedly, to a fast-moving infection. they are pretty sad obviously. you can donate $ through this mealtrain link, or bring by a meal if you're local www.mealtrain.com/trains/g59v7...
mealtrain.com
Meal Train for Magee Family
Help the Magees during this super tough time. We love them!
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like tears in rain
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the series finale of this era was the discovery that the guy "Home Halfway" was running a puppet account pretending to be a long covid suffering sex worker just to slide into group DMs it was the perfect swan song to the decade that was the online accountability telenovela of Twitter
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/10/2026
Due to their sensitive nature and out of respect for their families, I will not be sharing any of the photographs or video of Muse and Liberty Biberty. The Palo Alto police department should be ashamed of themselves, and any leaker or leakers should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's where I've been for a while. We can't even reach questions about the death penalty itself because we fail essential predicates such as "fair and consistent criminal justice system" and "reliable death penalty verdicts that leave no reasonable doubt" and, as shown tonight, "humane execution."
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Amadeus Mozart
ALT: Amadeus Mozart
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had to unfollow ABetterWay2A because the new owners decided this was the ideal time to blast out a bunch of collab posts with some of those crazy ladies on TikTok who think they solved the Voynich Manuscript. I just wanted to learn about range days
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’ve built a bridge!
Asshole is as asshole does
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve gotten a fundraising text from the democrats at 20 minutes past the hour every hour since 6:20am. I’m never giving them a dime and I hope someone bombs the servers where they keep their voter data
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Rawhide Kobayashi @rawhidekobe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
IF YOU ARE A FAN OF THE HOUSTON ASTROS YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have like a dozen things listed on eBay for $20 each and eBay keeps hassling me to lower my prices. Sorry, if it’s not worth $20 to you then it’s not worth my time to sell it.
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No fatties no trannies no furries = No cyber security no sigint no logistics
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This image makes me feel things I haven’t felt since I was twelve years old
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there are no worthwhile qualities of fraternities, full stop. when they're not busy raping women and defending their rapist members they abuse and kill new members for fun. colleges have proven they cannot be made safe or reformed. the only reasonable policy at this point is banning all of them.
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I assume that Michael Tracey’s disgusting, greasy blob of a body behaves not unlike a slab of damp ballistic gel, so I advise any enterprising young heroes to use the heaviest grain high pressure rounds you can find just to make sure the job is done right
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Kevin Foster @kevinhfoster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Amid a media firestorm around since-deleted tweets that were critical of police, Portland City Councilor Mitch Green has seen a fundraising boom. The spike in donations combined with community responses supporting Green may signify a continuing rift between PPB and Portlanders.
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Portland City Councilor’s Donations Skyrocketed After Old Tweets Resurfaced
Mitch Green raised thousands of dollars following articles about his 2020 and 2021 tweets that were critical of police
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never before has a human being looked more like they were drawn by Mort Drucker
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do NOT fill your water bottle up in this fountain y’all
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People are also upset about non-economic things that get expressed in economic terms, like the fact that everything seems wildly out of control and we have a maniac in charge of the country
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And of course, Mega Man X: if you ride the mine cart to the end of Armored Armadillo’s stage and then jump off the cliff to the left four times, on the fifth time, Dr. Light shows up in a Gi to teach you the Hadouken
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I realize that the upcoming diesel shortage is terrible for a whole host of reasons, but I can’t help but think it’s an absolutely hilarious turn of events for the coal-rolling dipshits who made wasting as much diesel as possible their entire personality for a decade
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 28/09/2026
i don't think it's glib to say this: it's possible that nobody on earth cares less about consent than mark zuckerberg
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 28/09/2026
the cover art of spinal tap's break like the wind, featuring the single "bitch school," looking like it's saying the quoted post
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bad News: missing Chat Pile Good News: made hot sauce from scratch
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026
The reveal of the Andy Williams statue and bench at Gratwick-Riverside Park in North Tonawanda was the first thing to break me so far. "So if you ever want to get a hug from Andy Williams, you can go to Gratwick Park and get a hug from Andy Williams."
ANDY WILLIAMS
LIFELIKE STATUE&
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Helen @wokesteppenomad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you haven't heard my band's new radio demo, you're living under a bubble. Remedy this here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVey...
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KAMP In-Studio | Burial Mask
YouTube video by KAMP Student Radio
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Given how much everyone loves the new Prius and how gas prices are going to be psychotically high forever it seems like an oversight that Lexus hasn’t announced plans to bring the CT back
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Booth at the farmers market selling Dipping Mustards. Do you think they Know
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Lydia Kiesling @lydiakiesling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PDX don't forget to support your @portlanddsa.bsky.social candidates extra hard now that those Metro Chamber consultant claws are coming out secure.actblue.com/donate/pdxds...
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Re-elect our DSA Councilors!
Show your support with a contribution.
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s Herzog / I’m PT Anderson At your premiere I snuck 3-D cameras in And bootlegged your shit for the downtrodden Because you got your film degree at clown college
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember that this man did not finish middle school
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the residual haunting of erin @eehouls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's so awesome to have this discussion when we don't even believe other people when they say they're in pain
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great thread here, and I'll add to it that my experience suggests this literacy crisis extends to non-textual media as well.
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Working a few part time gigs right now and in the middle of lunch yesterday my boss’ wife mentioned both Weird Twitter and Cum Town as well as several goons-turned-posters by name. I hope they make me full time just so I can lean more of the lore
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
once again the actual "story" behind Tilly Norwood is how the company's PR firm continues to get these stories placed in ostensibly legit outlets over and over despite zero demonstration of the supposed phenomenon being written about ("AI movie star Tilly Norwood") being real
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Increasingly grappling with the possibility that the Pinky and the Brain episodes about the Schmëerskåhøvên were more formative to my development than just about anything else
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me and my friends would have killed the Liberty Biberty with hammers, I can tell you that much.
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