Reposted by all hallows’ averybalenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026we created memory foam but never considered there may be things the foam wishes to forget 127763
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i love nfl players who wear guardian caps bc: 1. they’re being safer and protecting against concussions 2. they kinda look like toad. like if this were mario football or something 023212
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i have to do it when i have to do it. before then it’s not time to do it yet 1170
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 06/10/2026guys if we’re mutuals and you make an alt and follow me on it but it isn’t clear that it’s yours you need to dm me and tell me what’s up bc i don’t really pay attention to who follows me anymore 0180
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i’ll prolly end up watching a lot of the wolves this season. but don’t tell snakeroot 1150
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 05/10/2026they just posted a job at work and the responsibilities are basically what i’ve been asked to do this quarter. but i don’t have the level of experience requested and it makes at least 2x my salary. so idk what im supposed to do with that 4370
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 05/10/2026my brain detests the thought of working but is soooo amped about standing in front of the mirror and spiraling over my flaws 0181
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 05/10/2026if i’m being honest i don’t think there’s any nl team that can handle the brewers this year 140
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i’ve been sunbleaching a tennis ball for several months 0200
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 04/10/2026entering my ‘lorelai gilmore periwinkle eyeshadow’ era 0100
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 04/10/2026that was for sure a homer if it doesn’t hit the railing. bummer 270
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 04/10/2026[sadly and quietly to myself] is that the best you can do ? 0141
Reposted by all hallows’ averyAre you respecting me? @lanadelreypictures.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Please retweet for awareness. 02311
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 03/10/2026starting a charity that teaches mlb players how to shape their beards 0121
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 03/10/2026omg just got followed by my first julie ❣️ 2293
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 03/10/2026grichuk, pham, hicks… this white sox roster is 11.5% late 2010s cardinals 130
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 03/10/2026everything else i had to say was mean so that’s what you get from me 040
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 02/10/2026opened instagram and got jumpscared by a college friend modeling ethel cain’s new merch on her official account 1180
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ugh idk if i wanna be a pubkin. a fuckass jackoff lantern 1151
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026not sure changing my pfp to be festive is worth you guys forgetting who i am like a dog who loses your scent and thinks you’re a stranger 4290
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026not surprised the dune 3 poster is phallic bc so is the entire series 2120
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026wait guys should i be “gravery🪦” or “all hallows’ avery” 5260
Reposted by all hallows’ averycorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ignore that you’re in the ball pit. Focus on a single ball. Allow it to fill your mind until there is nothing else 27010
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026wild to think that when i finished undergrad in spring 2016 i had some hope we might see preliminary forms of ubi and sweeping student loan forgiveness by this point 1220
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026if i had a bunch of online gays calling me mother i would spray them with raid 3381
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026astros fans booing their own team during postseason baseball is crazy 090
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026siri why does red cabbage sometimes smell like the beauty salon did when i was in elementary school 2141
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 30/09/2026truist park organist keeps trying to get the crowd to switch from the chop to the seven nation army thing. valiant effort 1100
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 30/09/2026it’s inexplicable ? so it’s within the bounds of explication ? i don’t see what the problem is here 0100
all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 30/09/2026pronouncing thermometer like thermometer 2212
