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I may be old fashioned, but when the man says wear your boner pants, I wear my boner pants

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 5h
Ukraine blows up Russian data centres and immediately and mysteriously online talk about Germany’s Far Right AfD virtually disappears. Stop Putin you stop the Far Right.
Chart showing online talk about the AfD going off a cliff edge
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11h
An even better response would be “I thought that JD converted to Catholicism and was busy now telling the pope how his views aren’t Catholicism.”
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11h
The Art of the Deal, folks. Donald is such an idiot.
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Jooooohhhh No! @josefoshea.bsky.social · 13h
What a weird world we live in - Ukraine hits a data centre deep in Russia - Irish twitter users see racist posts about IPAS centres in Offaly fall off a cliff
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 12h
i hope a tesla mistakes him for a child
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 18h
This is how you write a headline.
Telegraph headline:

Trump backstabs Zelensky for five minutes of midterm relief
Deal with Putin for Russia’s oil might soften the markets but Ukraine will pay the price
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 22h
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18h
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
I am feeling attacked
The ADHD urge to be excellent at solving other people's highly complex problems while letting our car registration expire for 8 months while actively thinking about it every single day.
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
You cannot leave prison without a documented place to stay, a job or rehabilitation program lined up, and someone to come and pick you up. There was one woman we met who was there for 2 EXTRA years at the state prison cause she had no living family and simply couldnt get a ride
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
guy walking out of return of the jedi in 1983 smile on his face just buzzing. that big slug guy was talking absolutely crazy
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“the suspect is armed, extremely dangerous….and dripped out”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nothing makes you feel more like an artistic genius than sharpening a pencil with an exacto-knife
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
people who are going to make fun of me for class reasons don't read this. i just got such a sick discount on some le creuset
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
‘Years of dog pee’ blamed for fallen street light in San Diego’s Little Italy
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'Years of dog pee' blamed for fallen street light in Little Italy
Transportation workers said the base of the streetlight was corroded from 'years of dog pee."
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Our so-called leaders have prostituted us to the Russians. Destroyed our culture. Our economies. Our honor. Our blood has been spilled on our soil. Our blood on their hands. They are the invaders.
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What just happened Shuffle actually got Jack to sign a contract where he isn’t allowed to post anywhere any more
Jack is not allowed to post
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My kids have been publishing a "family newspaper" with headlines like "Mom's Dinner: Pretty Good!!" etc and it's been very cute, but their latest issue is a searing expose on my five digit polymarket losses and it's dark, folks. I don't see a path back from this one. There might be only one option.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
bro you're still on catalytic converters? you're not condiering the market trends. my new thing is taking a screwdriver into best buy and removing the ram from the laptops on display.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've started watching Sex Education. It's lovely, but all these kids are getting mesothelioma.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
just found out about jacking off. you guys hear about this yet? it's awesome
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 10/10/2026
i think it’s also about ossoff wanting to write the narrative of his victory preemptively. he doesn’t want the story to be that he won because of inflation. he wants it to be that he won because he went scorched earth against MAGA bigotry.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/10/2026
they should've made the sequel to the blair witch project about going in there with the army to kill her
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Man, when BMW says "that's too fascist for us"
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the jealousy now coursing through my body is likely fatal
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The left isn’t weak because of infighting. The left is weak because every facet of our society and economy is geared to the benefit of fascism and white supremacy and it is the challenge of multiple lifetimes to dismantle all of that.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 10/10/2026
HOW DARE
A jeopardy question: "pedants argue about whether this verb should be used as a synonym of its 7-letter dictionary neighbor compose."

The answer is comprise, which I was complaining about pedantically in the post to which Ken Jennings made the below reply.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kimberly Guilfoyle's blatant corruption raises new questions about Gavin Newsom's judgment.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 09/10/2026
“cops should arrest ICE” is a liberal fantasy. “abolish ICE” is not.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
"What are we, a bunch of BROWN people?" This is white people doing white people shit. Y'all had picnics under our hanging bodies but sure ok. It's like the Taliban.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They’re live-streaming the execution of the person they think they can get away with doing that to first. It’s a test. If they can do that, they’ll expand the margins of permission.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love that it's totally cool and legal to use social media to rile up an angry hateful mob and incite them to attack doctors and send in bomb threats to children's hospitals but texting Shrek dong to a politician gets you hauled into court
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Again, you (& I) live in a country where there are concentration camps & people are being disappeared. We can argue about what exactly to call this particular form of partially autocratic political regime, but it’s not a full democracy.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
fuck these guys. put them all in prison.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Your boss was trying to incite a racist pogrom yesterday, Markwayne
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026
huh, interesting that vance thinks this is the worst terrorist attack and not oklahoma city
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/10/2026
COULD IT BE THE UNMITIGATED HOMOPHOBIA AND GENDERED VIOLENCE UNDER A FASCIST REGIME?
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Miley @miley-not-cyrus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
listen there’s a chance that its just our big wet boy's big juicy ass
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Defense Secretary is bragging enthusiastically about an upcoming public execution he plans to oversee
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing says a country is serious about science than vanity science awards for the president who has launched a war on higher education
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Clay Ranck @clayranck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If Biden had been wearing some weird device, reporters would have asked questions about it. But the White House press corps fears Trump, so they don’t ask about this or the spackle covering his bruised hands.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/10/2026
this is honestly one of the worst and most irresponsible things he has ever posted, and that's really saying something
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nothing to worry about all good
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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