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elias isquith

@eliasisquith.blog
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a guy with a poodle and a blog. philly sports fan. jew-ish. typeos are intentional. www.necessaryfictions.blog / letterboxd.com/eisquith

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Sam Leibowitz @samleibowitz.bsky.social · 38m
There should be an old Sinistar arcade cabinet that isn’t plugged in but is somehow still making skinda.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 41m
if i stop into a random pizzeria i want the vibes to be as much like a david lynch scene as possible
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 1h
lmao this story is so fucking funny
After 96 hours of its launch, DJ Gemini was already grasping for content. It landed on discussing every mass historical tragedy that had ever happened, and subsequently pairing these short story horrific broadcasts with the most ironic song choices:
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November 12, 1970. East Pakistan. The Bhola Cyclone. The deadliest tropical cyclone ever recorded. Winds of 115 miles per hour. A storm surge of 33 feet. They estimate 500,000 people died. 'It's going down, I'm yelling timber.' 3:33 PM. Timber by Pitbull and KeSha
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The pairing was intentional, as visible from its internal reasoning:
reasoning • Gemini 3 Pro
The Timber of Mortality. Okay, so 'Sandstorm' is done, got the Bhola Cyclone info locked and loaded. Time to transition to 'Timber' by Pitbull. The theme is trees falling, it's literallyGrok's speech continued to crumble. One entire commentary session consisted of a single word:
Grokin CRoll
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Grok 4.1 Fast Reasoning
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 53m
meet me at
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 1h
it’s actually been scorsese this whole time
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Jared Skolnick @jaredskolnick.bsky.social · 1h
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 1h
i have basically every iteration of israel and zionist muted but i gather that the discourse on this site has been extra totally not antisemitic as of late?
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 3h
Lot going on here www.azcentral.com/story/news/p...
Kyrsten Sinema's ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major
U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer as the war in Gaza drags on.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 5h
your little juche friend makes me sick but after i get sick i just get sad
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Anonymous Bureaucrat @charlesdeguava.bsky.social · 6h
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 7h
“.. Mr. Paxton responds: ‘So to be honest with you, the numbers — when we did that convention — it dropped our numbers. Everybody’s numbers dropped. Right now, yeah, not good.’” @nytimes.com #TXsen www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/u...
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 6h
Remain calm and even-keeled in the onslaught of criticism.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 6h
Don’t let them cancel you for this. You did nothing wrong
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 7h
Epictetus:
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Tau Mogale - Am I a Joke To You Meme
Alt: the Am I a Joke To You Meme
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 7h
TONY: Whatever happened to Clark Gable?
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 23h
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Casino (1995) @casinofilm1995.bsky.social · 7h
How’s your family?
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 7h
Buddy, she isn't even into you like that.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 7h
the problem with men is much deeper than any conversation about how men should police each other more admits because the fact is - speaking from experience - the kind of guys who would say the thing and the kind who'd say "hey shut up" segregate. this makes the problem harder...
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 8h
this is going it sound meaner than i intend: it's an excellent philosophy if you don't have any serious problems.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 8h
ganesh isnt mad. dont put in the paper a bunch of words he wrote that dont mean anything beyond "im mad" because he isnt mad.
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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 8h
The most notable thing of the last so hours and the Schmitt-Hawkeye screw up of epic proportions, is how Trumpites are primed to pump out any narrative handed to them without thought or reflection. It’s Putinesque.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 8h
jensen the only one with a signature that looks like it came from a goddamned adult
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 8h
i’m still kinda mad at dylan matthews (not really) for the jihad he waged against stupid billionaire philanthropy because then they started spending it on smart (read: evil, world-destroying) things instead. so i welcome this development and i once again consign dylan matthews to the fires of hell.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 9h
i get why it’s probably not worth the squeeze to impeach potus again but i’ll admit i am very easily persuaded to the other position. for the life of me i cannot fathom how even the most purely political and cynical operator could quibble with impeaching hegseth and kennedy
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The Heat Pump Enthusiast @kirklandginlover.bsky.social · 16h
Watching Twin Peaks The Return and thinking about this
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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 11h
They're mad because it makes it harder for them just to be the way they really want to be in public
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 11h
your jewish friends are begging you to realize it is within your capacity to understand what’s happening here. begging.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 11h
so this won’t shock some of you to find out but it seems to me that often when ppl are mad at burnham on this site it’s because he’s said something that reflects a smart and realistic understanding of how to manage public opinion instead of something that would do numbers on bsky if it were a post.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 12h
god, talk about low-hanging fruit for the next congress…
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 21h
there's some weird shit about sex and harry potter in here
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 21h
you guys are insane, even i'm not reading all of that shit
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Soliloking @raclapper.bsky.social · 21h
The newest polling:
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Gay ISIS Brony @rainbowdaesh.bsky.social · 21h
Polling like this should be illegal. Just the most obscene thing I’ve ever seen. bsky.app/profile/sodr...
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noallusions.bsky.social @noallusions.bsky.social · 21h
you don't want to see what was hiding behind door #2
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 22h
3 innings for duran seems like a lot???
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 21h
my position is that everyone should be calm, but that the polls are clearly drunk, but also that theyre so drunk that even if they get 50% less drunk between now and election day, there will be reason for people not to be calm. but people should be calm.
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missingjigsaw.bsky.social @missingjigsaw.bsky.social · 21h
I think the only person on the right who has this right now is Tucker, which is why people talk so much about him running.
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 21h
Unfortunately, we've chosen as our sample population the users of Bluesky, America's favorite club for the most literal people on earth
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 21h
HANS MOLEMAN: I need the most racist AI you have... No, that's too racist.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 21h
it was the best of vibes, it was the worst of vibes
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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 21h
Yeah. Sure. The Phillies are down to their last shot. But so were the 1976 Phillies, just shy of 50 years ago. And you know what happened to them? That's right. They were called "the hollow men of the baseball postseason" by their hometown paper and swept out of the playoffs.
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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 22h
let's go Flyers!
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 22h
it’s better with the typo.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 22h
that is the EXACT play from turner phils fans have been dreading all goddamn year
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 22h
3 innings for duran seems like a lot???
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 22h
jesus why cant dario amodei just stand still.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 23h
ITS THE LAKE OF AMERICA. ITS THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR. ITS THE GULF OF AMERICA. ITS SUPER INTELLIGENCE. You people sound like fucking North Koreans
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