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Miley @miley-not-cyrus.bsky.social · 5h

Curtis Yarvib looks like he's upset about your library etiquette but will never say anytbing about it.

Miley @miley-not-cyrus.bsky.social · 5h

See thays why our relationship works and lasts. We both have it set to shit for eachother, forever.

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emily pathetic 🫀 🪚 @incision.site · 5h

i can't stop thinking about "spec ops: the line" to the tune of I Saw The Sign

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Miley @miley-not-cyrus.bsky.social · 7h

there’s a guy at the petsmart who has reddit moderator energy and he doesn't actually do or say anything wrong but I hate him viscerally

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Miley @miley-not-cyrus.bsky.social · 10h

Life update: Walkin, Da dog

Miley @miley-not-cyrus.bsky.social · 19h

burnt my fuckin throat on a goddamned mug cake this is the last time I trust the michaelwave

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Miley @miley-not-cyrus.bsky.social · 20h

suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet is killing me rn

drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 21h

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penis-shaped key unlocks the door to my study, where i study pornos

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Miley @miley-not-cyrus.bsky.social · 21h

Hey was Infinite Pastabilities™️ an Olive Garden campaign or did I make that up during a fever dream

Miley @miley-not-cyrus.bsky.social · 21h

open bluesky at work: boobs open bluesky at home: geopolitical analysis

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Miley @miley-not-cyrus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

just watched my partners dog roll himself off the bed but like...half intentional? all his feet hit the ground at the same time???

113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

DA FUSION PATTERN - dashare.zone ADMIN

YOUR IN DA PHYSICS Z0NE!!!! DA TEXT SAY'S "DOUBLE SHIT EXPERIMENT, WHICH ONE DID IT GO IN, ITS JUST A TOASTER, FUCK U, BULL SHIT EXPERIMENT , FUCK OF!!! FUCK ALL PHOTON'S - FUCK ALL PARTICLE'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF YA DONT BELEIVE ME THAT PARTICLES AINT REAL JUST TRY TO SCOOCH A COUPLE OF THEM TOGETHER CLOSER THAN A PLANCK LENGTH AND TELL ME IM WRONG - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/10/2026

girl who gets bottom surgery on 9/11 out of solidarity to commemorate another tower falling.

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forgive me father for I have made up a guy

ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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stochastic roomba theory

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pet play but she's just trying to clean tree sap off my hand while I struggle and yowl

Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 03/10/2026

BDSM but impact play is off the table so I'm just spraying him with tbe spray bottle and saying "BAD!"

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huge boobs are somewhere

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woke up from a dream in which Carvana was selling an AWACS and I had to go deliver it.

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I am getting my partner a cool thing for his birthday

lmao one of my coworkers brought back a 2019 Grand Cherokee that the customer swore was unmodified (it has no mufflers)

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I don't think AI is ultimately gonna replace labor. I think its gonna replace middle management

Someone today is returning a supercharged land rover because of "burning oil smell" brother that’s OEM.

its my friday it is also actually friday

The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 02/10/2026

hey shoutout to the really hot lizard from animal crossing

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Being a literate leftist is sort of an endless nightmare of watching people fall for morally inept takes just because they’re written with the right tenor

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

lmao I checked my tablet voicemail at work and apparently my work never ended up towing it, it got impounded

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do goth girls have black blood or just regular blood. we need 2 find out

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my iphone says its too hot for it to charge but it is 62° and I am in the shade

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christine drazan aged dramatically in between the last election and now???

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Its insane how much of a cultural phenomenon the first and second gen Ford Tauruses were.

failure to understand that Donald Trump is bisexual means you not fully understand events as they come to pass

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he sounds so soft. he sounds like he's throwing a tantrum about getting a tomato on his burger

ꀭeͤ✞ꌚe͎n̆̈ 𝕊⊍תּḋᥑy҉҉ @jetsensunday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I will forever be frustrated at the tendency of some to place Jewish feelings above Palestinian lives.

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Michael Tracey unites a divided nation

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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think every bomb we provide to a genocidal power should be armed and falling at a reasonable speed

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