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NEW: Growing fears of food shortages on USS Tripoli & other US ships in the Middle East. This photo is the kind of meals now being served. It was sent by a sailor to her family. Families are now trying to send food parcels to the ships. Full story 👉 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

A photo of a tray with three sections empty. One has chopped carrot in it. The other has what can only be described as a posit of brown dog vomit and an insole liner of a sneaker (or a used panty liner from the mid 1700s). The kind of meal that would have you happily tossing yourself overboard.

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NEW: The Pope is doubling down. In Cameroon today: “Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.” 💥 (🎥 Vatican News)

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BREAKING: Trump announces a 10-day ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon. Recent history suggests much could unfold in the next 10 days of this ceasefire. The LEAST likely is that Israel will cease fire. I give it less than 24 hours.

Trump post:

I just had excellent conversations with the Highly Respected President Joseph Aoun, of Lebanon, and Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, of Israel. These two Leaders have agreed that in order to achieve PEACE between their Countries, they will formally begin a 10 Day CEASEFIRE at 5 P.M. EST. On Tuesday, the two Countries met for the first time in 34 years here in Washington, D.C., with our Great Secretary of State, Marco Rubio. I have directed Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Rubio, together with the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Dan Razin' Caine, to work with Israel and Lebanon to achieve a Lasting PEACE. It has been my Honor to solve 9 Wars across the World, and this will be my 10th, so let's, GET IT DONE!
President DONALD J. TRUMP

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This is radical, religious fundamentalism. The US Government has become exactly what it once used to raise armies against.

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

NEW: Pete Hegseth has used the Pentagon war briefing to attack the press again. In a week of endless religious fanaticism, Hegseth just compared journalists to the Pharisees who attacked Jesus. The US is being run by a collective cult of religious fundamentalists. Government by mental illness.

A lunatic Fox News host stands at the lectern at the Pentagon spewing half-assed insults at the press which sound like he prompted ChatGPT to write a speech in the tone of a stupid, spoilt child. Next to him is a General simultaneously embarrassed by what he’s hearing but also lacking the courage and public duty to take a stand against it. Complicit war criminals, all of them.

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Congratulations to photographer Andrew Harnik who has won the White House Correspondents’ Association award for presidential news coverage with one of the greatest Oval Office photos ever captured.

The soulless, sociopathic orange cunt stands in his suit looking bored and devoid of intelligent thought whilst an Oval Office guest is collapsed on the ground behind him. Fellow guests, able to demonstrate more compassion than the pedo protector has ever mustered in his entire miserable existence, are helping the collapsed man. The photo captures the insipid, disdain Trump holds for any other human being not permanently kissing his fat, wrinkly ass. At least today is one day closer to his death.

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

This is the electoral equivalent of Stockholm syndrome.

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Tomorrow’s front page of Australian paper, The Nightly.

The front cover is the picture Trump posted if himself as Jesus. The headline reads HEAVEN HELP US

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And, for the record, this was also very obviously Trump depicting himself as a doctor. About to do a prostate exam.

Trump posting an AI photo of himself as the Pope

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A grandmother forced to work to pay for her husband’s cancer treatment delivers food to a President covering his office in gold. Trump’s America. Burn it all down. (📸 Getty Images)

The fat orange cunt holds on to two bags of hamburgers outside the Oval Office

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BREAKING: Nazareth man, 33, faces backlash after impersonating a doctor.

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SUMMARY OF TRUMP PRESSER: After receiving a McDonald's delivery, Trump denied he was Jesus but instead a doctor working for the Red Cross. He attacked Pope Leo for being weak on crime, asked a grandmother if women should play in men’s sports, said he’d invade Cuba and wore make-up on his right hand.

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NEW: Trump denies posting a picture of himself as Jesus. Says it was him as a doctor. Blames the media. “I did post it, it was me as a doctor…making people better. And I do make people better.” He then appears to take credit for a Doordash Grandma’s husband getting treatment for cancer… Fuck me.

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It’s 2026 and the Pope is having to answer questions on how much he fears the United States Government. POPE LEO XIV: “I am not afraid of the Trump administration. I speak from the Gospel, and I will continue to speak out loudly against the war.”

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7 DAYS AGO: “OPEN THE FUCKIN’ STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!” TODAY: “RIGHT, I’M CLOSING THE STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!” 🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂

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So a Chinese oil tanker pays Iran the toll and progresses through the Strait, accompanied by a Chinese warship. The US Navy orders it to stop. We have arrived at our Franz Ferdinand moment.

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BREAKING: After repeatedly pleading for Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz, Trump has just announced he will… *checks notes* …blockade the Strait of Hormuz.

So, there you have it, the meeting went well, most points were agreed to, but the only point that really mattered, NUCLEAR, was not. Effective immediately, the United States Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz. At some point, we will reach an "ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO IN, ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO OUT" basis, but Iran has not allowed that to happen by merely saying, "There may be a mine out there somewhere," that nobody knows about but them. THIS IS WORLD EXTORTION, and Leaders of Countries, especially the United States of America, will never be extorted. I have also instructed our Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in International Waters that has paid a toll to Iran. No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas. We will also begin destroying the mines the Iranians laid in the Straits. Any Iranian who fires at us, or at peaceful vessels, will be BLOWN TO HELL!
Iran knows, better than anyone, how to END this situation which has already devastated their Country. Their Navy is gone, their Air Force is gone, their Anti Aircraft and Radar are useless, Khomeini, and most of their "Leaders," are dead, all because of their Nuclear ambition. The Blockade will begin shortly. Other Countries will be involved with this Blockade. Iran will not be allowed to profit off this Illegal Act of EXTORTION. They want money and, more importantly, they want Nuclear. Additionally and, at an appropriate moment, we are fully "LOCKED AND LOADED," and our Military will finish up the little that is left of Iran! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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