Reposted by Alca MaggioreJCW @jcw1024.bsky.social · 31/08/2025hot pocket check it and see internal temperature of one sixty-three 0192
Reposted by Alca Maggioredawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 23/03/2025woo, timeline gettin feisty and I am so here for it 0436
Reposted by Alca MaggioreThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Using Bluesky in the midst of an attempted social media break is known as a skeet day. 081
Alca Maggiore @alcamaggiore.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only. 041
Reposted by Alca MaggioreAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 19/03/2025‘i will avenge you’ i exclaim to the broken shampoo nozzle after the bottle has fallen off the shelf for the dozenth time 518946
Reposted by Alca MaggioreJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/03/2025paleolithic cheesemongers must have been hella stoked when the wheel was finally invented 64138288
Reposted by Alca MaggioreUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/03/2025once i pay it’s mine and you’re not my mom 25608112
Reposted by Alca MaggioreTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12/03/2025Do you even know this band 1310312
Reposted by Alca MaggioreSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 09/03/2025a skeet so bad, it lowered your credit score 721977
Reposted by Alca MaggioreTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Stacy, your mother and I are in love 914436
Reposted by Alca MaggioreUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/03/2025one can eventually tire of simply crossing the road 22541112
Reposted by Alca MaggioreFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Goddammit I think I just heard the Jumanji drums. 31729120
Reposted by Alca MaggioreStand Up for Science! @standupforscience.net · 12/02/2025Welcome to the Bluesky account for Stand Up for Science 2025! Keep an eye on this space for updates, event information, and ways to get involved. We can't wait to see everyone #standupforscience2025 on March 7th, both in DC and locations nationwide! #scienceforall #sciencenotsilence 289114555402
Reposted by Alca Maggiore𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/03/2025“Here comes the sun.” - George Harrison, amateur astronomer 1123056
Reposted by Alca MaggioreDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 03/03/2025If the gas pump says to see attendant I won't. I would rather ride a horse. 517466
Reposted by Alca MaggiorePath (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 01/03/2025You can just give someone a Klondike bar. It doesn't have to be a weird power trip. 10404123
Reposted by Alca MaggioreJamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 01/03/2025On my third hour of food preparation videos while I pour myself another bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats 2132
Reposted by Alca MaggiorefuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/02/2025disappointing to learn toyota made more than one highlander 1835073
Reposted by Alca MaggioreBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 28/02/2025the worst part of waking up is the buffering 6343113
Reposted by Alca MaggioreGreeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Inside our wolf exhibit are two wolves. We are missing one wolf. 728245
Reposted by Alca MaggioreKelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Tfw u are level 3 in ffxiv and you haven’t unlocked glams yet 121151476
Reposted by Alca MaggioreGreeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Reminder to everyone who signed up for our bird walk, it’s just a regular hike around the park, but you’re expected to walk like a bird. 1354184
Reposted by Alca MaggioreUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/02/2025“K-911. What’s your emergency?” “THERE’S A SQUIRREL!” “Please calm down, sir. Where is it?” “IN THE TREE ACROSS THE STREET!” “Have you tried barking at it?” “OF COURSE!! I’M NOT AN IDIOT!!!” “Okay, put down the phone and try again now, I’ll stay on the line.” 9616122
Reposted by Alca MaggioreP(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 26/02/2025Slack is down! Now's our chance. Boot up AOL Instant Messenger and tell everyone this is the new chat. Come on people we've been training for this 1163141295
Reposted by Alca MaggioreShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 26/02/2025i find provolone to be a really underrated cheese. telemarketer: sir I really have to go 531970194
Reposted by Alca MaggioreNurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 25/02/2025yet another spinoff 1219339
Reposted by Alca Maggiore𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Marine biologists studying orca vocalizations have recorded what they swear sounds just like “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.” 1017239
Reposted by Alca MaggioreUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/02/2025adulthood means finding out that every single one of your childhood fears was totally valid 22693121
Reposted by Alca MaggioreMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Punishing myself by eating Grape Nuts for breakfast. 3221550
Reposted by Alca Maggiorestabke @stabke.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Crows can recognize people many years later, even if they are wearing a disguise. However, science cannot explain why the crows would wear a disguise. 928357
Reposted by Alca Maggiorebacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Alexa, get me to the church on time. 110652
Reposted by Alca MaggioreJames @james.tarnation.lol · 24/02/2025[job interview] CHEF: what do you bring to the table WAITRESS: is this a trick question 91629148
Reposted by Alca Maggiore👹 Other Sammy 👹 @swizzard.pizza · 23/02/2025YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time 6881252538
Reposted by Alca Maggiorejohn @mrjohn.bsky.social · 21/02/2025waiter: wine? date: no, I don't drink waiter: water? me: she said she doesn't drink, pal 1088559
Reposted by Alca MaggioreThe Scamperbeasts @scamperbeasts.bsky.social · 21/02/2025"I am absolutely NOT going to launch myself at your ankles as you walk down this darkened stairwell, and frankly I am offended that you would even entertain such a thought." 23125795
Reposted by Alca MaggiorePatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 21/02/2025My daughter and her friends made this “Remy cake.” And having seen it, I must now walk into the sea. 47012723584
Alca Maggiore @alcamaggiore.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I think I know this Lord Huron song, gimme the album date? 010
Alca Maggiore @alcamaggiore.bsky.social · 20/02/2025A tiny mouse bar during the Prohibition era, call that a squeakeasy send post 020
Reposted by Alca MaggioreKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 19/02/2025If it's called a sleeve of crackers, I just ate a sweater. 635975
Reposted by Alca MaggioreWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Humble Software Bundle: Fallout RPG - The Complete Collection buff.ly/3Xafaq2 #ad 2429
Reposted by Alca MaggioreUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20/02/2025grammar was more important in the days of you’re 2941889
Reposted by Alca MaggioreBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/02/2025The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm 20892331032
