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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

And God saw the boys that he had made, and behold, they were back in town

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

ok, but what if u want to summon batman during the day

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

why i never took up skiing

The yeti from the old video game Skifree

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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

just snuck into the national archives museum and put white out all over the second amendment so there won’t be any more gun violence

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

[As my kid watches me try to put a straw into a Capri Sun] Me: This is always so challenging My Kid: Not if you know the secret Me: What's the secret? My Kid: Don't be a little bitch

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026

correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Now this is a story all about how My trip got flipped — turned upside down, And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, To tell you how I found a plinth of the king, ye mighty: despair!

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

youre not going to believe this but the dumb assholes we put in charge have fucked everything up

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

My guy wemby in there with his famous catchphrase “hon hon hon le ballon de basket!!”

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/05/2026

another beautiful day of looking at screens ahead of us

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Guesstimated Prophet @54donwood.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Ok so maybe I overestimated market demand for abstract latte art

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/04/2026

NASA Announces Plan To Put Moon On Mars By 2040 theonion.com/nasa-announces-plan-to…

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I know this isn't the time for jokes, but also it is precisely the time for jokes

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Shit is Fucked and It’s Getting Worse

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

If God is omniscient that means he knows about clown porn

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Did he call me "unserious"? Hold my beer hat

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mdk1701.bsky.social @mdk1701.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

RIP Isaiah Whitlock Jr. #FilmSky #TVSky

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 23/12/2025

I don't think my neighbors understand they're living next to a cool guy

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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I love reading. in fact I love reading so much, that I will re-read the same paragraph 10 times over, in an attempt to pay enough attention to register it properly

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Asked my therapist if I could read his notes from our last session and it was just a drawing of him pushing me off a cliff and laughing

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

How the Grinch Stole My Catalytic Converter

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Tony Peace's Ghost @wingsofeternia.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Honestly I could win the Gold, Silver and Bronze at the World Sighing Championships today and there is still 90 minutes left at work before the headache of busses to deal with.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2025

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year theonion.com/cia-realizes...

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

God is the original Job creator. One for the Bible fans.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a duck that does crimes

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mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Sending a carefully written email and then immediately going to the Sent folder to read it "from their perspective"

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ceej @ceej.online · 22/01/2024

wife packed soup again for lunch at my sitting on a steel beam above New York job. spilled everywhere

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

in france they just call them le murders

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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I'm persona non grata at CNN, a place that used to have me as a commentator, but Katie Miller, the fragile, racist wife of the fragile, racist Stephen Miller, has an open invitation. I wonder why. Hmmm. Guesses?

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

MOM: *pulls first rodeo out of my backpack* what the hell is this ME: it-it's not mine i swear

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I have no posts but I must post

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 29/11/2025

[naked and afraid, day 2] son of a cuss, my gameboy died

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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

saw a guy on the corner today with a sign that said “will fight your mother in law for a dollar” and my wife gave him her entire paycheck

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Welcome to the abyss! Enjoy the abyss! Spend as much time as you'd like in the abyss! Surrender yourself to the abyss! Nothing is better than the abyss!* *If you are not capable of handling yourself in the abyss, call 1-800-NO-ABYSS for help avoiding the abyss.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

*gets last year’s discounted sale items out of the attic*

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

[shaking Magic 8 Ball] Should we pull the plug on Grandma

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ceej @ceej.online · 12/01/2025

Hi, we’re the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nothing gets us revved up for a hot slice of ‘za more than living next to all the turds and piss of the city. Cowabunga!

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Peter Counter, Nightmare Host @peterbcounter.com · 24/11/2025

INTERGALACTIC ROMAN CATHOLIC ROMAN CATHOLIC INTERGALACTIC

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Guesstimated Prophet @54donwood.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Ok already with the Pluribus slob job. As Winston W. teaches: let’s not start… quite yet. Yes, there is a lot compelling. But you’re gonna drive around like *that* with your dead/dying friend in an OPEN pickup bed?? ON A SANDWICH BOARD?? Tfoh!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 17/11/2023

SPEECH THERAPIST: okay let’s start with the alphabet SCOOBY DOO: ray ree ree ree ree ref ree SPEECH THERAPIST: *into intercom* cancel all my appointments

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