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kaxy monoxy

@kaxymonoxy.bsky.social
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idk, he/they/she, dont really care moonwalking into the forest i have eyes everywhere indie gamer and speedrunner linktr.ee/kaxymonoxy

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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 19h
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
did you not hear what i didnt say
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
id recognize your patterns twin
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fulfilment
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
who up elevating alternative sexual archetypes in they marketplace
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeah man
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just slept for 0 minutes for 4 hours
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just took a 10 minute nap for 7 hours
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my problems are not so profound, i suspect an intermediate or even an amateur could find them
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Things to say in CelesteCommunity Twitch chat: -is this WORLD RECORD? -may i speak to MADELINE directly? -celeste -did you just JUMP on SPIKES? -show me ANY%. -how TALL is the MOUNTAIN? -secureaccount is NOT REAL.
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
first time being top3 on a celeste board ‼️‼️
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i sometimes reduce the resolution of an image if i deem it unworthy of taking up so much space. if it is up to my standards, i will allow it the excess megabytes.
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I say words purely as a recreational activity
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so where do you see yourself in 2 minutes
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you should've known better than to be edgy on discord when you were in your mid teens, before you had a big social media presence. doesn't matter if you cleaned up your act, if you haven't been politically correct on par with a Walmart HR department your whole life, then you're a terrible person
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
got hit with a captcha at the grocery store for scanning too quick in self checkout
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am a caricature of a caricature of myself
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
weather app is threatening showers again. im not gonna give in man
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
moved her
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just move the madeline up the mountain bro
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my heart has skipped the last couple hundred beats and im starting to get worried
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
me at the altar with my soon to be wife exchanging our vowels: I, ae ou, o e y ie. I oie o e aiu o ou, i oo ie a i a, i ie a i ea. I i oe ou a oo ou a e ay o y ie.
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yay true ending, ready for the open stage in 4 days
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
😂🫵 he just found out that his improvement is blindingly obvious upon peering into the past, yet mostly invisible day by day!! 🤣🤣🫵🫵🫵he mad!!!
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
got to execute this bit finally
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i spend like half the day waking up and the other half getting ready for bed
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
im looking for a character motive
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was destined to be a mycelium network but alas gods hand slipped and made a human brain
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
you are not immune to Girls
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
why do all these terms describing sex acts have "job" in it. im not here to think about work man. tired of this employment centric sexual language
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
God cannot possibly be omniscient, there must be a blindspot where I was created and that allows me to continue to exist
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
look up MAPHRA right now on youtube and listen to everything she has put out. itll only take you half an hour its worth it. trust me
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
hey man do you know why one of my knives is missing from the rack in the kitchen. why is your leitmotif playing in a minor key
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a faint memory of her lingers on the stovetop, within the pot full of macaroni pasta
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
true ending 45 with an any% portion that would be PB if not for blue hearts (27:03) the core+fw was very bad but we dont have to talk about it...
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
why do i even bother with computers
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
she optimize on my standardization til im normalized
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
someones way is being had with me but i dont know whos
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
bringing cutlery to the cunnilingus
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
skunk cost fallacy
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
youre so employed for your age
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
it is imperative that i keep spinning my wheels in the sand. I will dig down to the mantle
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
they should invent a way to transition from drunk to sober that doesnt involve seeing specters
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
mass psychosis is over you can all resume what you were doing before 2020 now
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm lowkey not a good person but I have a pretty face so it's all good
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kaxy monoxy @kaxymonoxy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"i will not be tricked" -man who is about to get tricked
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