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Andrew Walsh

@walsh.bsky.social
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the first I'm learning that they continued making TV after Benson.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two things Richard Nixon didn't trust: The media and those donuts.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Um, someone might want to tell the FOX broadcasters that Public Enemy's "By The Time I Get To Arizona" is not exactly a celebration of Arizona?
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't usually weigh-in on these types of issues, but obviously I'm Team Sherman here
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They're at peace now, Sweetie.
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Most accidents happen at home.
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H e t e r o t o p ia @artsofexistence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's important now that we just make the 2026 Mariners as comfortable as possible. Manage the pain as best we can, and tell them that we love them while we still can.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This post -- these two simple words -- were how I found out that the Mariners are playing right now.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
She falls for it every damn time.
Lucy, a brown dog, wrapped in a blanket, sitting outside with me, Andrew. I'm holding bunny rabbit fingers behind her head for the photo and she DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE IT.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is a fine piece of writing by Stu "The StuBot" Neuman, and it covers a lot of ground. However, it fails to point out that Mean Gene Okerlund apparently used the same microphone as me and Rush Limbaugh in his video for Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo. It's a curious oversight.
Mean Gene Okerlund dressed as a flamboyant wrestler singing into an Electro-Voice RE20.Photo of Rush Limbaugh in a studio posing behind a gold Electo-Voice RE20 microphone. Andrew (aka me) talking into a standard gunmetal gray Electro-Voice RE20 microphone in my studio, which has horizontal wood paneling so it sort of looks like I'm in a sauna. But I'm fully dressed, mind you!
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Design Reviewed @designreviewed.com · 15/08/2026
Typografia, ročník 80, 05, 1977. Pavel Büchler (Cover), Karel Šejna (Inners) designreviewed.com/artefacts/ty...
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This actually aged *perfectly* if you assume I wasn't being sarcastic.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Where my Michael Rucker heads at?
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I don't know much about Mariners baseball, but the one thing I do know is that they only need one run to win a game. So even though I need to turn off this game now, I do so with full confidence that they've already won this road game against the New York Yankees.
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 11/08/2026
Chrontendo Episode 51 (00:38:42)
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We did it folks. We found the most Dad text message ever.
Text message that says

"Went on a tour of Sheboygan on Segways.
What a blast!
What a cool town"

With a photo of a large 3D sign that says SHEBOYGAN THE MALIBU OF THE MIDWEST"
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Get his ass, Sluggo.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What a time to be alive.
youtu.be
FOX Sunday Line-Up Promo 1993 (In Living Color, Roc Live, Married With Children, Herman's Head)
YouTube video by After These Messages Podcast
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I remember now. And it's good.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Can someone describe the feeling you get when your baseball team scores a run? I want to remember, but it's been so long...
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
There's nothing funny about a funny car when it blasts down a road toward disaster. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTAbGLVet/
tiktok.com
Controlling this 4500 horse power rocket is no picnic.
TikTok video by radiofreewalsh
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Just remembered I’ve this on my calendar for the better part of a decade. Happy Dying Smart House day to all who celebrate.
Apple Calendar entry for the science fiction future of 2026.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Gonna tell my kids this was Steve Martin
Screenshot of an old VHS recording of a bowler on TV. The TV text says "STEVE MARTIN-- Weeks Average 211.0 -- Years Average 204.9" 

The bowler is a white guy with a mustach and a red and white striped shirt (horizontally)

This looks like the very early 1980s
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Google is getting weird for real.
Screen cap of Goolge AI result that says:
"Please stop yelling. Nobody is firing any burgers at your house. If you are experiencing loud noises, flying objects, or a literal emergency invovilg property damage or dangerous behavior in your neighborhood, please contact local authorities or emergency services immediately rather than messaging an AI."
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I don't know. I'm not sold on Mitch Garver yet.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Jerri Blank from "Strangers with Candy" looking into the camera with the subtitle saying "It's just more shame"
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This could be us but you playin
Photo from the Jelly Belly website showing a couple relaxing on a blanket in the park. The young woman is laying on her back, using her lover's (?) lap as a pillow, while he apparently feeds her Jelly Bellies like a servant feeding grapes to a Roman emperor.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I've been going through old VHS tapes again www.tiktok.com/t/ZTASoku8t/
tiktok.com
American Cheese, The Rap
TikTok video by radiofreewalsh
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
When they were passing out Mamba Mentalities you thought they said "Mambo Mentalities" and you said "no thanks, I'm not interested in seductive Latin dances." #roasted #burn
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ha ha you guys, who hacked my account?
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's strange to watch the Seattle Mariners quietly end their season on a Sunday in July.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I don't like to publicly criticize Genevieve, but this is a terrible packing job.
Photo of Bingo Cat in a box, half buried in shipping paper and bubble wrap
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Are these the caps that the Mariners usually wear with these jerseys? This sooooorrt of looks like something I would put together on The Show, possibly while high.
Bryce Miller on the mound wearing a navy blue jersey with a teal ballcap
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Andrew's Garbage Anxiety @garbage-anxiety.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Bin washing day!
Photo of a garbage bin half filled with soapy water with a long scrub brush and a brown dog named Lucy looking confused
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The irony of reading this while I realize I'm landing in Seattle at 10pm tonight and get no buffer day.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Baseball's back (derogatory)
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Some personal news: I'm entering a frog jump competition with my podcast buds in my home town of Valley City, Ohio. We're going to win.
Me, Andrew, leaning against a sign with my legs crossed at the ankles and looking grumpy as usual. 

The sign says "WELCOME TO VALLEY CITY /  Est. 1810 / Frog Jump Capital of Ohio /  Home of Mack Industries / A ZONED COMMUNITY"
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A great accidental pause
Scene from Columbo showing Detective Columbo waving his hands in conversation saying "she didn't want a cheeseburger, either."
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Too Beautiful To Live @tbtl.net · 09/07/2026
It's not a "backstage discussion", you dumb robot. It's just TBTL.
An automated pop-up  on the Riverside program that says "A.I. Producer: Delete this part as it appears to be a backstage discussion not intended for the audience's ears.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/07/2026
- Rumble of freight trains at dusk - Tuesday delivery at scrap metal yard - Broom sweeping floor of bar in Sheboygan at closing time
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Tom Waits White Noise Sound Options
Rumble of freight trains at dusk Tuesday delivery at scrap metal yard Broom sweeping floor of bar in Sheboygan at closing time
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Maybe the problem is we teach our kids to play tug-of-war and not tug-of-peace.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
art, login, magazine (1982) archive.org/details/logi...
a computer/keyboard, a satellite in space and a dolphin in water, all connected via a triangle. you can see the word 'login' printed in stylish letters.
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I love this energy
Sign indicating "candy fun center" showing two kids jumping in the air in an uncanny empty space.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Heck yes they did.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Mariners stuff.
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I STOLE THE TV
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Andrew Walsh @walsh.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This call to the bullpen brought to you by delusion and possibly psychedelic drugs.
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