mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 5hProbably would have been better to call him out and put a stop to it? I will never understand people's lack of gumption. 2100
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 5hRating my cold symptoms: nasal congestion 4/10, headache 5/10, sore throat 8/10. Crippling depression and Dostoyevskian levels of self-pity truly 11/10! Great work, virus! 092
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hi, I would like an incredibly tiny and incredibly cute second home in Los Angeles, thanks www.redfin.com/CA/Los-Angel...redfin.com309 Stowe Ter, Los Angeles, CA 90042 - 2 beds/2 baths(TheMLS) For Sale: 2 beds, 2 baths ∙ 876 sq. ft. ∙ 309 Stowe Ter, Los Angeles, CA 90042 ∙ $849,000 ∙ MLS# 26990325 ∙ The classic California bungalow: a sun-filled two-bedroom, two-bath home on a quiet... 4110
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026First workday song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6U-...youtube.comLa Sécurité - Serpent [Official Video]YouTube video by La Sécurité 030
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I just said two smart and well-received things in a senior-level meeting: DONE FOR THE DAY. Back to my dullard base state. 1240
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026First workday song tamaryn.bandcamp.com/album/cranek...tamaryn.bandcamp.comCranekiss, by TAMARYN10 track album 060
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the kind of tired where you might not pass a psychosis screening 0121
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026(nervously) hahaha wtfimportantcontext.newsExxon Heiress Aims to Regenerate the Earth With SpiritualityThe great-granddaughter of one of America’s wealthiest oilmen has teamed up with an anti-vax doctor. 0100
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A Sesame Street segment that showed a guy twirling pizza dough in slow motion, set to calliope music. I'm not kidding DON'T SEEK OUT THE CLIP. I used to run screaming from the TV room, my mom worried I might be "special" 2190
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mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is my allergy season (I'm fine in the spring) and the leaky eyes and sniffles are so humiliating. Something dramatic, like I've been crying? Something scary-cool, like "yeah, I'm kicking heroin right now?" No. THERE'S A PLANT BOTHERING ME 2160
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Email from an autumn festival calling itself "un-be-leaf-ably fun" No 3140
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Saw someone wearing a sweatshirt that said "PUNK ROCK FOREVER" which is not, and I can't stress this enough, very punk rock of them 1150
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Going out to a show tonight which may be why my brain is convinced it's Friday. I'm going to be so surprised tomorrow 0111
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026shut the fuck up you moronic zucchini brain 1190
Reposted by mimi smartypantsMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice." buff.ly/X2RjqP5buff.ly“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen... 8901243
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It occurred to me that the hateful elevator advertising screens are a thing because (a) yes, captive audience but also (b) "place to put your eyes in what is some really pretty awkward human proximity" 360
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If I say, "[tech thing] should do that," don't tell me workarounds that involve me doing that. Did you hear what I said?? The thing should do that! THE THING! I just said it. 0210
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Overheard in the office: "The only time I don't think about work is when I'm playing basketball." Sir. It is time to work on Thoughts 1130
Reposted by mimi smartypantsautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ 1233878755
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is also why no one can watch things like Veep or West Wing anymore. Wait, there were...norms? 3192
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Switched to the Red Line for a shorter rainy office walk and seem to have boarded the Fentanyl And Poor Mental Health Shouty Express. So the Wednesday vibes are trash but it's all up from here, I'm sure! 2140
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Return To Office (part time) update: turns out the evening commute is for hardcore reading, while the morning is for music and staring into space 1150
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Finally some good newsfuturism.comNew Smart Glasses Scald Users' Heads With Horrific TemperaturesGadget maker Inmo had to recall its Air3 smart glasses because the left arm can "overheat during extended use," posing a "risk of injury." 1356
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026At Subterranean for Cusp and Smut and other one-syllable noise like that 050
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I am not sure if it's "professional" or whatever, but I recommend not bringing an iced coffee to a job interview because you really don't need one more thing to fuck with/carry/spill 3230
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not enough of the people who follow me also follow Toad Facts and you need to FIX THAT 4110
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There should be five months of 73 days each 360
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In the pre-chorus to "Kickstart My Heart" Vince Neil sings "Are you ready, girls?" and then not two seconds later, "Are you ready now?" goddamn it Vince I'll never be ready if you keep asking me 1151
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Been working music-free for a bit so here's the first workday song: clarkeandthehimselfs.bandcamp.com/track/seeker...clarkeandthehimselfs.bandcamp.comSeeker Brain, by Clarke and the Himselfsfrom the album In Your Heart You Know She's Clarke and the Himselfs 030
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Or maybe there was never a moon, but our models prove this could have happened if there was. I guess it's called theoretical physics for a reason 130
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I forgot about Fleet Scribbler Fleet Scribbler | Muppet Wiki | Fandom share.google/4yXhCTEBgnUS...share.googleFleet ScribblerFleet Scribbler is a gossip journalist for "The Daily Scandal" who sometimes reports on the goings-on at The Muppet Show. In Of Muppets and Men, head writer Jerry Juhl said: In fact, he appeared only ... 022
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Not looking forward to the annual Halloween couple's fight about who gets to be Oates when we dress up as Hall and Oates. Usually we just give up and are both Oates. 2201
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026What would be the worst song for a wedding first dance? www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXYH...youtube.comDryYouTube video by PJ Harvey - Topic 1110
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026lmao I hope whoever wrote this can see my jerk-off gesture through the internet 190
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Was trying a new-to-me playlist and think I stumbled on a microgrenre of "cool indie guitar riffs that are completely ruined when an untalented male voice starts singing" 0160
Reposted by mimi smartypantsweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63107272532
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Was familiar with "megacolon" but "megarectum" was new to me. Word of the day! 280
Reposted by mimi smartypantsTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I had long suspected this was the way to get attention but it's good to get confirmation. 724023
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ONE HUNDRED DAYS LEFT IN THIS YEAR, FOLKS 1110
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Me to a pigeon pecking at something in my path: "That's a leaf. Bro, that's a LEAF...oh, nope, that's a chicken wing. Enjoy" 2120
Reposted by mimi smartypantswomensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Grace Gillespie, contemporary printmaker specialising in reduction linocuts, based in Bristol, UK #WomensArt 71322224
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026First workday song grouper.bandcamp.com/album/the-or...grouper.bandcamp.comThe Original Faces, by Helen12 track album 110
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I had a peculiar and miserable day and tomorrow looks to be worse! Why is anything 4100
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Some dumb "nootropics" ad that promises to "make me focus and finish" which is just way too sexy for a vitamin to say 070
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026why does this make sense sistertaxon.tumblr.com/post/8277912... 050
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Dear UX designers for subscription products: I hope you know that each "are you SURE you want to cancel?" screen only makes me more happy and secure in my decision 1374
mimi smartypants @mimismartypants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Well this literally could not be any worse. (Bears-related) 160
