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I used to write about baseball for a living. Now I talk about it. This a Heated Rivalry stan account.

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I love the Golden Gophers but hate all the drawn out winters.

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Queer Coloradan and gay icon. I buy zoos and hate Pentatonix. Very Capricorn. Straight ally. Forklift-certified in eighteen states.

Owner of KatZat Studios. Incredibly autistic. I make things!

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god, it’s brutal out here | two years away from being two years away | MLS sicko from another continent | anthropology student | knows definitely too much about

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Lily she/her🏳️‍⚧️ // somehow not terrible at Magic the Gathering // Orioles something or other // free Palestine

🏳️‍🌈(He/Him) 27. 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 YIMBY Gay guy, recently moved to Portland, OR. Texas born and raised. Roll tide! I love to talk about: Lancer - Pathfinder 2e -

Too Old to be New Too New to be Classic IAM & Security Engineering Leader with Netflix, former Hillary for America, Cory Booker for President 👬 @james.reggio

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Avid historian, civilization player and Florigan Man.

Florida. Good television. Sports. Greyhounds. Whatever else strikes my fancy.

Software dev, #Commanders fan, Anime, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, board games and video games. Heavy metal and prog rock fan. Longshot is my avatar, even tho I am nothing

Chicago Tribune: audience strategy and sports. Likes: cheese and breakfast food. Dislikes: traffic circles and tomatoes. Chant: Rock Chalk.

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He/Him. ADHD af. Veteran. B WITH the T. Former infantry, bouncer, bodyguard, pro wrestler. Too old for that now. Posting whatever pops into my head, and some of

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Brann og enda mer Brann. Litt politikk, musikk og mat.

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Too old for this shit

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they/them/theirs, 29, white, aroace, genderqueer An artist. A liker of too many different things. A haver of strong opinions but enjoyer of not pissing people

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Environmentalist, amateur baker, yuri enthusiast, and all around nerd | 23 | They/Them

I’m (still) astonishingly sane

Wannabe-Blogger, Wannabe-Artist, Wannabe-Streamer, you can find me at these places also: https://wordsundermyname.wordpress.com/ Mastodon - Blockade85@gamepad

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34. He/they. Software Consultant. BLM. Trans Rights. Dusa best girl. Memento Mori. Rock and Stone.

Photographer & Runner - Interests: books, sports, art, graffiti/street art, cemeteries, and abandoned structures.

Femboy Kangaroo Rat, posting Art, Porn, NSFW, LEFTIST POLITICS!

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call me bs || 21+ || any pronouns || hello gay people in my phone

Mons, Birds, Phightins, Pop Music

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He/him. Watcher of television, abandoner of Twitter replacement options (ask me about my Mastodon account!)

Making software better, and making better software. Ex-ET1/SS USN. Beware the puns. Also, make sure your images have alt text (turn on "require alt text before

Cis He/Him | Bi | 29 | Leftist | Zuko & Zutara fan, Godzilla and tokusatsu enthusiast, history buff, writer. 🇳🇴🇵🇷

Hoosier in DC. I'm so much cooler online. Views are my own

Senior Writer for USA TODAY Sports' For The Win. KU alum, Chelsea FC supporter, Atlanta native. No tats on the right arm strictly for buckets.

Transplanted western New Yorker (Rochester), husband, father. #StarTrek/#StarWars fan. Sports fan. #Mets ⚾️ #BillsMafia 🏈 #Sabres 🏒

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Thirty, flirty, thriving, & archiving 💅🏼 🇺🇦🇵🇸