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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 4h
In the YT chat for the live premiere if you'd like to come hang 🍔 youtu.be/Dqm7aPSQ3Rs?...
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Live @ 8pm ET / 5pm PT: New Kawhi Investigation, Revealed — SUBSCRIBE TO CHAT WITH PABLO!
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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strap-tap @strap-tap.bsky.social · 2h
I read what A'ja said but it's A LOT different hearing her say it!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 3h
Sabrina got serious at the end there
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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 3h
Syd & TP telling the Fever klan what’s up:
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Hot Little Mongoose (aka Stacey) @hlmongoose.bsky.social · 3h
Meanwhile, on FB Marketplace…
A Trea Turner jersey posted on Facebook marketing for free
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Annalise Maxine Shaw Keating, Openly Black Attorney at Law @moniquely-uniq.blacksky.app · 3h
What a fucking joke
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 3h
indiana fever fans are never beating the allegations
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Eli Deep @elideep.bsky.social · 3h
GIVE ME THE WNBA ART OF AJA YELLING AT CC
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 5h
Bench chatter picked up on the analyst mic between the benches culminating in someone being called a "f*ckin big bitch" twice. Hockey has returned
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 5h
The entire Fever team has become absolutely disgusting. An embarrassment to the damn sport. Classless and it comes down to the team being allowed to get away with so much
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 4h
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 3h
This is the shit the Fever has invited
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah. That’s exactly what happened.
After the hearing, Schmitt insisted he'd gotten nothing wrong, but he seemed less sure Smith had committed perjury.
"I don't know if Jack Smith's lying or not. It was the only game - Atlanta was the only NBA game or men's college basketball game that night at 7:30,
Schmitt told HuffPost.
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Matt (Taylor’s Version) @mattyew.bsky.social · 6h
You’ll never get me to hate Embiid
Joel Embiid, when allowed access to the 76ers social media account, types “PHILS IN 2”
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 5h
Tuning in to watch maga and terf chuds from the indiana fever get absolutely eviscerated by A’ja Wilson
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A'ja Wilson WNBA Court Warm-up
Alt: A'ja Wilson is HER
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Sadly Rutschman @flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 7h
Oh shit the White Sox are literally on a mission from God
Letter to Jerry Reinsdorf from the pope

I was pleased to receive the kind letter that you
sent
following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster bonds of friendship and solidarity people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Leo PXIV
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Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 6h
Just throwing something out there. Klentak - Harper, Wheeler, Sanchez, Stott, Bohm, JT Dombo - Jesus, Painter, Schwarber, Crawford, Duran Somehow 6 years into his tenure Dombo still hasn’t left as much of a mark on this team as the last guy. Kind of some Amato/Wade parallels
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Everyone Hornypost @zutart.bsky.social · 7h
Closer in the 7th Fucking Yankee plant
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Sam Dykstra @samdykstramilb.bsky.social · 8h
Look what Jhoan Duran found.
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Everyone Hornypost @zutart.bsky.social · 8h
Duran you fucking magician
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Pat Gallen, CBS Sports Philadelphia @patgallen.bsky.social · 8h
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Hot Little Mongoose (aka Stacey) @hlmongoose.bsky.social · 8h
The app for sports broke because of sports.
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Joe Edinger @joeedinger.bsky.social · 8h
Using Duran here is the most Rob Thomson like move Don Mattingly has ever made
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Anomalous Jen @anomalouslibrarian.bsky.social · 8h
Kruk called them sad and I laughed so hard
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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 8h
THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING SOSA CAN BREA— [I'm tackled away from the microphone by security]
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 8h
Officer: so you WANTED this man to break your back?! Me: Absofuckinglutely. Now let me go get more of me broken in by Sosa
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Everyone Hornypost @zutart.bsky.social · 8h
Kruk stories about Queen Latifa nature is healing
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 11h
🚨🚨Emergency protest🚨🚨 The Drexel board will be at the constitution center in Old City (525 Arch St, Philadelphia, PA 19106) from 5-6. We're asking Drexel to disaffiliate from the Academy of Nat Sci to allow them to negotiate what's best for them w/o Drexel interference. Be there.
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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 9h
Did they tell him while taking this picture
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 9h
It was ALL KNOB 😏😏😏
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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 9h
Braves fans when it’s time to rally the team
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 9h
HORNYPOSTS MUST HAPPEN 🚨 🚨
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Everyone Hornypost @zutart.bsky.social · 9h
No it's more like "Alec Bohm's hair should envelope my hips like I'm wearing shorts" or some shit like that. Real subtle stuff IIRC, check with @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online for official contest rules
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 10h
Gonna need to disconnect from the work WiFi if I’m gonna Hornypost for the Phillies™️
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Everyone Hornypost @zutart.bsky.social · 9h
Keep hornyposting
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Bluesky Guy Bunchanumbers @defran.gobirds.online · 10h
Philly had more fans in a nor’easter than the Braves have at the park today
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 12h
Today in me being insufferable: A number of the zines and band posters inside that record shop, uh, belonged to me. The HF production design team borrowed* them from myself and other Chicago music scene/record store folks. The More You Know etc [*no I didn't get paid lol, I did it For the Culture]
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Pat Gallen, CBS Sports Philadelphia @patgallen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I asked LeBron about his history with the city and his experience here over the years and he gave the best answer of the press conference.
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Cam @camislike.com · 15h
Louise Mensch • @LouiseMensch
My sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for Nick Sirianni 1 am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
8:54 AM • Jul 19, 2017
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 13h
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 15h
the current discourse stinks, so here, have this Billboard Modern Rock chart from 25 years ago today
Billboard Modern Rock tracks from September 29, 2001. the chart says Alternative Airplay but it wasn’t called that at the time!!
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Everyone Hornypost @zutart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My entire life, this franchise has always failed to show up when we go up against a backup qb. I dont get it. I'll never understand it. But it continues to happen and I'll never not be sick of this shit
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you’re in the fort you made in the basement, but you hear mom say the pizza rolls are ready
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Everyone Hornypost @zutart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Devonta Smith is a WR with a QB brain and trading up for him will almost certainly go down as the single best move Howie makes in his career
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Everyone Hornypost @zutart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Jalen doesn't show any emotion" nah baby you just don't know ball
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen peeking out of the injury tent 😂
Hurts holding up the door thing looking up at the screenHurts holding up the door thing looking at the camera
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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dsarizzle @dsaraiya.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
revamped for ‘26. let’s get crazy. #ringthebell  #redoctober
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Kevin Negandhi @kevinnegandhi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That was ridiculously close. And what a heads up play Jalen Hurts to sneak it in. Wow.
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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It was a dirty hit and if Hurts wasn't you know, there wouldn't have been the debate among the announcers.
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