Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialShambling Corpse of Randy Herman @randyhermanlaw.com · 03/02/2026*sees hundreds of thousands of people protesting in the streets* "What these people need is my zine" 11796
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 27/01/2026But lots of these are rape whistles, why would Republicans want to ban ooohhhhh right 542205365
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026If there's anyone who still thinks this will all blow over when our big beautiful president Leaves Us, you have to realize the Republican Party is crawling with fascists 4944611209
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me 466735836
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 16/01/2026they can jail us and they can kill us but there is no universe where they can make me or any of my neighbors ashamed of what we are doing 101244132
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Your Mars landing craft misses touchdown because its altimeter is arguing online. 1624
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialData for Progress @dataforprogress.org · 13/05/2025There is not a single congressional district in the U.S. where more than 15% of voters support cuts to Medicaid. 11134831587
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 13/05/2025possible pacers/knicks eastern conference finals, overhyped ai tech bubble looming, economic recession imminent… y2k is back baby 136952
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.social🤟🏾Ferd_Turgeson🧀 @ferdturgeson.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Regarding all the Packers WR stuff, I think all the "issues" could be solved if they all started acting more hungry, than thirsty. 2212
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialRob is reading The Air Campaign (Mets)🧭 @robisreading.bsky.social · 13/05/2025I should make a bot that just posts this everyday around happy hour. 113613
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/05/2025It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday. 913418188579
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialthe abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 10/05/2025ras baraka told right wing christians 'there is a place in hell for all of you' and said any person in newark who rides the bus is a 'resident' and fuck man we need more of this shit 283659542
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialnattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 09/05/2025ATTN: MILLENNIALS the zoomers are laughing at you! they think your tiktoks are cringe! they think you can’t complete the Kill The Boer challenge! 171643228
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialAdam Whittaker Spookily @snaves.bsky.social · 08/05/2025THE POPE CALLS IT "SOCCER" 201061226
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialMark @tolecover.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Chicago Pope's here 21988561630
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/05/2025I haven’t been Catholic for a very long time and try to stay out of the church’s internal politics but my rule of thumb is that if fanatical converts like Vermeule, Vance, or Ahmari are upset it’s a good sign. 594248464
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialRedditFCS @redditfcs.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Correction: The FCS has had the last SIX US presidents and now has the friggen Pope. 0153
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialTex Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The new Pope has spent his life working to help the downtrodden and less fortunate. Clearly he's a White Sox fan 1154
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialBruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 08/05/2025New Pope has a Twitter account and this was the last thing he sent 352233389
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialAnchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Cardinal League Pass means voters are much more familiar with the games of Western Hemisphere Cardinals, reducing the Italy bias we saw in previous voting. 59423
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Severance Theory: They're not saying "outie" they're saying "Audi" and the show takes place in the same continuity as Cars. 1352
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 07/05/2025>people stopped drinking in 2016 and became teetotaling nerds I have a revolutionary new theory of how everything went wrong if people are willing to hear me out 3843242
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 07/05/2025It’s only a matter of hours until George Pickens posts the video of Bane blowing up the Steelers field in Dark Knight Rises 51004
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialGovernor Tony Evers @govevers.wisconsin.gov · 05/05/2025NEW: I just announced a new lawsuit against the Trump Administration’s reckless cuts that will hurt our kids, families, and seniors and make it harder to keep Wisconsinites and our communities healthy and safe—all to help pay for tax cuts for the rich. My statement ⬇️ 17526135
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech 597251794
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialChip Daniels 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @chipdaniels.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Today's young men don't have the focused sense of purpose and satisfaction that men did 50 years ago: When I'm watchin' my TV And a man comes on and tells me How white my shirts can be But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke The same cigarettes as me 1161
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialJason B. Hirschhorn @byjbh.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Packers HC Matt LaFleur on how Christian Watson looks following his ACL tear: "He looks like a freak like he always does, in a positive way." 1232
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialMark Wellner @markwwellner.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Zuck: The average American has three friends. 021
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2025With DEI out of the way, we can finally enjoy a real white boy summer 621495132
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialJake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 30/04/2025“We’re learning that there’s a program to send school-age boys to Jupiter to get more stupider.” 22138
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Has the Trump Department of Defense team restored masculine warrior energy to the military? We asked three makeup artists touching up Pete Hegseth's foundation and eyeliner. 151348205
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialDusty Evely 🎃 @dustyevely.bsky.social · 29/04/2025By introducing a rule opposing it, the Packers are part of the revolution. In this essay I will 09211
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 26/04/2025oh ..... oh god 3646
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialSenator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 16/04/2025Mr. Abrego Garcia was illegally abducted by the Trump Admin and, by their own admission, wrongly deported to El Salvador. He shouldn’t have to spend another second away from his family. I'm flying to El Salvador tomorrow morning to check on his condition and discuss his return. 1520222813879
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialArif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 13/04/20256'3" 221 23572108
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 11/04/20253 days ago RFK Jr. told the CDC to stop recommending water fluoridation, claiming it was a neurotoxin (this is a lie). Turns out he also just eliminated the CDC’s entire Lead Program, and now lead poisoned children in Milwaukee are just on their own. Lead IS a neurotoxin and harms brain developmentcbsnews.comCDC denies help for lead poisoning in Milwaukee schools due to layoffsThe CDC rejected a request for help "due to the complete loss" of their lead poisoning experts. 8322105210458
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialZach Goldberg @zgoldberg.bsky.social · 03/04/2025These are BAD birds—total THUGS! For years, they’ve treated us VERY UNFAIRLY, taking ALL the fish, giving NOTHING back. We've been ripped off like NEVER BEFORE. NO MORE! Today is LIBERATION DAY from Heard and McDonald Islands. AMERICA FIRST! #MAGA 185
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialSenator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 02/04/2025The Netanyahu government has killed 50,000 people in Gaza & wounded 112,000. Two weeks ago, they broke the ceasefire and have since killed 322 children & wounded 600. The US must end its complicity. Tomorrow, I will force votes to block $8.8 billion in arm sales to Netanyahu. 20484981538
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 02/04/2025Hit a Psyduck with my car and it threw a garbage can at me 1136819
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialScott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Trump was always going to spend his second term screaming "They're stealing our MOON CANDY!" then crashing the global economy because of the ghosts in his brain, but it might have helped if so many media outlets hadn't run "Here's what your share of a Moon Candy seizure might look like!" stories 5493122
Reposted by @necrossed.bsky.socialBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Kanye feels like he's on a course where in 40 years time the hyper-verse will have senso-articles that go 'Did you know that Kanye West used to be a musician, before [THE EVENT]?' 011811
