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The two Republicans who helped write the college sports bill were the Atlanta Hawkeyes man and the Basketball Ring man booed by his constituents on College GameDay because his presence is Texas' most notorious sports curse. We're in great hands

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My body is rested and my mind is clear. I am prepared for this moment.

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👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One of my favorite things about this is you know both of the flunkies behind Schmidt spent the past 48 hrs bragging to their nazi bro friends to tune into this hearing for some real fireworks.

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Right wing media finding out their big Jack Smith story fell apart.

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Bill O'Reilly's On-Air Outburst

ALT: Bill O'Reilly's On-Air Outburst

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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Mr. Smith, I see here you went to a 'Hawks' game. It follows, does it not, that this must have been the Seahawks and that you could only have gone to meet with Bill Gates about weaponizing vaccines." It's basically the same thing.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026

Klobuchar has Schmitt dead to rights: "The game in fact was in Maryland. For a senator to have false information & imply, based on confusion about name of a team, that you were in another city & somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia & call you a 'dirtbag' deserves an apology"

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 29/09/2026

Nobody is more sure about screen time rotting the brains of kids than people who spend three hours a day on Facebook

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Super cool. Here’s a class traitor dispatch: when you start to make more money you start to pay more taxes. The size of the checks you send to the govt have big numbers on them. It’s unsettling. You need a strategy & that strategy is SUCK IT UP MOTHERFUCKER.

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👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just the way Ruffini had it mapped out...

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👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mike Pillow is really stretching what his Minnesota company is able to do

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed.

Opinion
Opinion by Megan McArdle
The Great Awokening is over.
This lesbian bar shows why.
A meltdown over masking shows where cancel culture is now.
Today at 07:00 ET

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

republicans hate the troops and consider them little more than political props that arent really people

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👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is ripe for memeing. Just trade out "Christian Parker's defense" and its good to go

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Jeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Someone really does need to educate America that prices going down is actually bad. You don't want them spiking, but deflation makes inflation look good.

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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

a society of senior law firm partners who never learned how to use the printer

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Gregg McLennan @strayarc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Going in to a hole in the wall BBQ joint and the menu says market price like a swanky seafood joint.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's OK, I think she's learned her lesson

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If any of these guys spent 1 hour with someone outside of their ideological bubble they might have learned something. For example, if you think you can cut the deficit via personnel cuts, you are a fucking clown who does not deserve to be listened to. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/a-year-on-...

Musk seems to have genuinely thought the government was Twitter. This was one of the rationales for hiring him - he dramatically cut Twitter’s personnel and underlying costs, and no big deal! But one major difference is that unlike a tech firm, personnel for the federal government is a minor cost. Because federal employee salaries make up only about 5% to 6% of spending, you can fire a huge proportion of them, and barely put a dent in federal spending.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Back to the kitchen Butker

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👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Absolutely, but they’ll have frowny faces to express their displeasure

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Meet Derek.

Screenshots from "The Good Place" of Jason Mantzoukas (Derek) saying: Well I wasn't technically designed for this. But to be fair, I wasn't designed for anything."

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👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ah yes. This sounds just like Trump and the “journalists” reporting on this should not question the validity of the statements of their sources.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

New Orleans Pelicans Can’t Help But Notice They’re Not On NBA Schedule This Year theonion.com/new-orleans-pelicans-c…

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 18/09/2026

dude's going to chuck that in the chicago river next march

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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In related news, I'll be starting the Medlock sportsbook. Every line is even money, no vig, max bet $580, both sides mandatory, one visit per six months. It's time to gamble our way to Medicaid for All.

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👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Those hearings took place bc Republicans were the majority. Dems are in the minority right now which means they can’t do much more than ask for and be denied the ability to even investigate these things

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👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Follow up to this should be “You’ve had control of Congress and Trump has been president for 18 months. If this was actually part of your plans, why only mention it now? Why haven’t you had time to “process it”?”

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026

some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*”

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👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Adding this to my toilet attorney collage

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 15/09/2026

Scott Jennings swore he had a twenty minute conversation with Mitch

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👻 Androo 🎃 @androo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The "Trump then goes" part where he assumed that a successful resolution to Iran was possible before these other events is the under appreciated funniest part of this post.

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