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Edmund Schweppe

@edschweppe.bsky.social
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Making software better, and making better software. Ex-ET1/SS USN. Beware the puns. Also, make sure your images have alt text (turn on "require alt text before posting" under Settings/Accessibility); blowing off alt text is a great way to get blocked.

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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 12h
Because it's buried at the bottom of the article and CNN is presenting it in a misleading way: before people worry, the "unknown" part is how the worker was exposed, the pathogen is good old fashioned Y. pestis which we understand extremely well and can treat just fine if caught early
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Edmund Schweppe @edschweppe.bsky.social · 6h
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times? A tough call, between www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzW2... ...
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Dorothy Lands in Technicolor in The Wizard of Oz (1939)
YouTube video by To Old Hollywood and Beyond!
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 10h
The dragon watched the girl climb up to its mountain lair. She stopped to catch her breath, then shouted: "Oi! I've got some questions." "Ask." "Princesses, why?" "They're educated and smell nice." "No noble blood?" "All humans are humans." "Yes! The revolution is go! Cheers!" "Good luck."
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#NEVERFORGET
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eowyn: I AM NO MAN. Rohan rider 1: stiddy on cuz, we are mostly wimin here, eh? Rohan rider 3: heaps of wimmin bro. Rohan rider 2: yiss, it's true! They didn't have enough wimin riders so they stuck beard on us, hey. Look at thus beard, it's fake as. Witch King of Angmar:... Fuck.
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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's a shouty DORK TOWER FRIDAY up now, at the Mothership! Void where prohibited. www.dorktower.com/2026/10/01/2... Repost/reblog/Reshame! Please and thank you!
Matt, screaming "I'M A GAMING
NERD, AND EVEN! KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN A #%!@! HAWK AND A
HAWKEYE!"
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 02/10/2026
On the market day, the witch stopped by all the stalls. "Have a care," he told the tinsmith. "You're getting fuzzy." "What?" "Do you ponder other paths you could have taken?" "All the time." "Shadows of other yous hang on you, making you indistinct. Don't lose the you you are. You're real."
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Edmund Schweppe @edschweppe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
More good stuff from @matociquala.bsky.social ! (Not always *nice* good stuff, mind. Bear is well-known for Being Mean To The Characters. But really good stuff, nonetheless.)
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The Scamperbeasts @scamperbeasts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ask not for whom the Smudge lurks, he lurks for thee
Smudge at the top of the stairs, lurking, face only half visible
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 01/10/2026
A demon appeared in the summoning circle. It was wearing pyjamas. "I summoned thee to give me knowled-" "Really?" the demon said. "You have the internet these days, the world's knowledge a click away. Nobody's summoned me in years." "You have all knowledge. Why did I summon thee?" "... oh shit."
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Edmund Schweppe @edschweppe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...
de Havilland Vampire fighter jet in Royal New Zealand Air Force colors
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Kasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 01/10/2026
Cover art of Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel, a classic children's book from the 1930s by Virginia Lee Burton
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 30/09/2026
The princess took an earring off and held it out. The raven looked at it. "Whatever for?" "You are wise and clever. Many princesses have dragons, but none has a raven friend." The raven picked up the earring. "Say no more." "Friends?" she asked when it returned the next day. "Forevermore."
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Edmund Schweppe @edschweppe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So ... no logistics. No engineering. No communications. No maintenance. No wonder he's fucking up.
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 30/09/2026
I’ve been asked to weigh in on the debate over whether to bring an iced coffee to an interview. It doesn't matter. Iced coffee is NOT why it's hard to land a job right now, and it's NOT why Gen Z can't get ahead. Our economy is rigged. We need to change that.
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Rivka @rivka-otter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every post pushing AI sounds like it’s written by someone who has never had a human interaction or understood why people would want to. My older kid’s stock refrain to this is “…and after that, you can tell the AI to fuck your wife for you.”
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 29/09/2026
Her son carefully lifted his ochre-stained hand from the cave wall and studied the outline. "That's me. My hand." He looked at the other hands. "Do you know all?" "Some are older than me." "That old?" "Hush you," she laughed. "We don't make these to be seen tomorrow, but because today, we live."
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Workinge IX to V, nys no waye to make a livinge, Scarsli gettinge by, all the takinge but no givinge, Thei but selle thy mynde and ne nevir issue credit -- Ynogh to make thee wax woode yf thou let it!
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 25/09/2026
Now would be a good time to remind people that the case which declared it unconstitutional to ban and criminalize the sale of contraception, Griswold v Connecticut, was based on the right to privacy SCOTUS has been chipping away at and was decided less than a decade before Roe.
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 24/09/2026
Dr. Dastard pressed the button. Nothing happened. "I cut the wires," Captain Clever said, "you won't rain death and destruction on the world today." "What? My rockets were going to fetch ice asteroids to crash them into the moon." "Why?" "To make an ocean, to let the moon experience tides too."
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Johanna Rothman @jrothman.com · 24/09/2026
How Much (or How Little) Can We Do to Repair the World? createadaptablelife.com/2026/09/how-... #Progress #QuestionOfTheWeek
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How Much (or How Little) Can We Do to Repair the World? - Create an Adaptable Life
I look forward to fall every year. First, it’s apple season, with terrific, crunchy, and tart apples. Second, it’s the High Holy Days. I use the holidays to reflect on my life over the past year. Then...
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, that rates a "holy shit!!"
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 22/09/2026
A spaceship landed in the park. A door dilated. An alien emerged with a chair, which they sat down on, backwards. "Look," they said, "we're not here, okay? You know why nobody contacts you? Because the write-up would be such a pain." They sighed. "Get your shit together, okay? We know you can."
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 21/09/2026
When a wizard dies, their spells unravel. But the pattern lingers a while. When Fitzglob died, other wizards swarmed his tower, trying to find his time-stopper room, which you exited as soon as you entered, no matter how long you spent inside. "Here! This room!" "Why?" "It has a reading chair!"
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No one is disposable, including the canary ❤️🦜✊
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 21/09/2026
Early voting has started in some states! Vote as early as you can. In person, if you can. Be as obnoxious as possible about spreading this message. Get everyone you know to the polls. Be That Friend but for voting.
vote.gov
Register to vote in your state | Vote.gov
Find the information you need to make registration and voting easy. Official voter registration website of the United States government.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
happy #caturday
tortie peeking out from box with warning on it that says "warning: if left empty and unattended this box will contain a cat
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Edmund Schweppe @edschweppe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm gonna be in the booth where it happens Booth where it happens Booth where it happens
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Adam Stemple @adamstemple.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@marissalingen.bsky.social right now at her A Dubious Clamour release event on story ideas: “The thing that makes it a pearl is that it irritates you.” Fucking brilliant.
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Edmund Schweppe @edschweppe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've finished this book, and it is wonderful. There is nothing at all dubious about my enjoyment. I do, however, wish to join a clamor for more stories in this world, and more words from @marissalingen.bsky.social in particular!
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 17/09/2026
I died. I expected that. What I did not expect was to be greeted by a friendly librarian holding a large book. "Hello," they said. "I'm here to answer your questions." "Uh... What is the One Piece?" They checked the index of the book and opened it. "Do you want to read, or should I summarise?"
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
Statler and waldorf
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 16/09/2026
The entity drifted dreamlessly through space, as it had for aeons. It woke when it neared a star. Scanned for planets, life, signs of technology. Having found all, it analyzed and decoded radio emissions, then composed a message to send. "My hovercraft is full of feels." It resumed dormancy.
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The Scamperbeasts @scamperbeasts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Saja's head pat most emphatically did not go over as intended.
Saja, on top of the human's computer, giving Spice a head bonk. Spice's reaction was less than thrilled.
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cartoon: Inspired by the Bob Mackie tributes yesterday (and a love of Carol Burnett who I grew up on). It's been awhile since I've drawn Jessica and Roger and they seemed like a good choice for this great costume moment in television history.
cartoon: Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit recreating the classic Carol Burnett "Gone With The Wind" curtains dress reveal.
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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As I waited in line 
to pick up a prescription 
I noticed the pharmacist 
(and all of the technicians) 
were wearing masks, 
and I thought to myself: 
oh, that’s a good sign; and after a moment passed 
I thought to myself: 
oh, that’s probably a bad sign.
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 12/09/2026
Before the annual bonfire was lit, the witch checked it. Five fieldmice and one hedgehog were gently evacuated. Then there were the toxic things. Someone's hatred. Another's regrets. And pain. It was good they were discarded, but if you breathed the smoke... She drew them out, for safe disposal.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I published a short story this year in @uncannymagazine.bsky.social that I'm really proud of. It's about the attention economy, flavors of provocation, and what a superhero would even look like if it was invented today. It starts with a dare.
uncannymagazine.com
Welcome to Heroism - Uncanny Magazine
Nobody read the Terms of Service. They were in a rush to watch the latest unbelievable must-see content from someone who probably died seconds later. It seemed like as soon as anyone knew The Dare exi...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remain convinced that the most effective response to a politician or a pundit who's pushing transphobia is "I'm not sure why you're obsessed with other people's genitals but it's really creepy"
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Patrick Nielsen Hayden @pnh.nielsenhayden.com · 11/09/2026
This post is ahistorical nonsense, and also a clear indicator of which people Sen. Slotkin thinks do and don’t fall into the set covered by the phrase “all Americans.”
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you are doing great buckaroo
meme format of GANDALF. it says 'a true buckaroo is never proving too much love, nor proving too little. they are proving as much as they can'
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Slackmeyer, from Doonesbury. Still relevant in these Trumpian times.
Slackmeyer saying, "That's guilty! Guilty, guilty, guilty!!"
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 09/09/2026
"Here," the witch said. She gave her girlfriend a small pearl. "I made it for you." "What is it?" "A small blessing. It can make a small change to you. Just think of what you want and swallow it." "Could it give me wings?" "That's too big." Her girlfriend swallowed the pearl, and began to purr.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 08/09/2026
I have received news of a perfectly named cafe located on the waterfront of Nova Scotia's capital, if you know what I mean
"Broken Man cafe" sign on a big plate glass window, through which one can see cafe tables and chairs and backs of people's heads. In the distance, a sign indicates that this is Pier 22 on the Halifax waterfront
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 08/09/2026
I'm personally encouraging people to vote early and in person. Krissy and I are going to vote early at our county elections office on the first day early voting is available, and then we are going to get lunch. It's a voting date!
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 08/09/2026
"Come out and fight!" the knight called. "Very well," the dragon replied. "As the challenged party, I get to choose weapons. I choose pistols." "What? I have a lance and horse!" "I don't. Here is a matched set, pick one." "Those are cannons!" "Tomayto tomahto. Pick, or forfeit the challenge."
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☠️ Trapper Sean, M.D(ceased). ☠️ @trapperseanmd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Drawing 789 / 2026 Artwork 87: Chief Engineer Wile E. Coyote is done with the Captain’s shit. #WileECoyote #CoyoteVsAcme #LooneyTunes #StarTrek #StarTrekArt
Chief Engineer Wile E. Coyote looks angrily at his off screen Captain with a sign that says, “I cannae change the laws of physics.”
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Democrats @democrats.org · 07/09/2026
Thanks to our labor unions, America’s workers have stronger benefits, fairer wages, and safer working conditions.
The graphic featuring a bold message that reads "Unions Built the Middle Class" in large yellow letters against a blue background with various protest signs. Below, it says "Happy Labor Day." There is a donkey icon above the text.
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