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Brendan Noel

@brendannoel.bsky.social
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He/him. Watcher of television, abandoner of Twitter replacement options (ask me about my Mastodon account!)

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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would like both these teams to lose, but for right now the enemy of my enemy is my friend, go Rays and forever death to the Yankees. (Still rooting for a Brewers-White Sox World Series)
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know, if there are any East Coast viewers out there who are just *desperate* to see the end of the weekly USC football game that keeps delaying #SNL, surely they could punt the ending over to NBCSN on the stations in the right-side of the country? This is already annoying after just 2 weeks.
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only thing I really *needed* to see happen was for [redacted] to lose, so I'm fine with either of the final 2 winning! #BB28
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aw, Global just went to commercial in the middle of the #BB28 live show. One more time for old times sake. Happy trails, Global! Who knows what adventures you'll have between now and the time your parent company becomes unprofitable.
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time for my favourite tradition: Big Brother realizes 70 minutes into a 90 minute finale that they needed 2 hours to fit everything in. #BB28
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Especially because in multiple episodes he has a secretary! Where was she physically located if Mr. Belding's door opens up into the hallway?? RIP Dennis Haskins
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rarely do we get a more obvious metaphor for the entire season #BB28
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Late-season #BB28 + 2 hour episodes = I have no remaining patience for this show's irritating DRs. They have been a problem for 15 years but normally I can just sort of ignore how terrible they are. Not tonight! Stop yelling canned lines at me! Please fire this show's EPs!
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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 22/09/2026
Funny, because the Truckers got three weeks to hang out before police lifted a finger. Interesting.
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Rob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All right, fine, god damn. Here's my top 10 tv shows of the century so far.
Image of the "pick your top 10 shows of the 21st century" thing from the NY Times Top 100 shows of the 21st Century thing (which I will not ever read) and it's The Slap (U.S.) nine times and one The Slap (Australia) in there, it's just the fuckin' The Slap. The Slap. Slap. #TheSlap. #SlapSky
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
. @kenjennings.bsky.social is nothing if not online
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is it possible to lose 8 jury votes? Nice job Drew. #BB28
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Melody winning the #BB28 double eviction HOH and Tebowing...when this show is good, it's damn good
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me watching week 1 NFL games on Fox in 2009:
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The suggestion that United 93 isn’t a great movie is insane
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy faraway high-angle photos of movie casts on the TIFF stage season to you and yours.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Everyone in the world except for two people seem to understand how this should work/be produced. But those two people are the executive producers of the show, and year after year they are determined to make the shittiest possible version of #BB28
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Really enjoying the choice to yada yada the current season so we can go all in on nostalgia for episode #1000. “These three are in the blockbuster and blah blah blah we’ll see that later, NOW, who wants to see Janelle?!?!” #BB28
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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popular science robinson @saraiya.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
do you understand how obnoxious it is to have to hand it to doug ford
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hugely hugely bummed whenever people I like tell on themselves
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
John Mulaney stand up "I have had a very long day, I am very small, and I have no money, so you can imagine the stress I'm under"
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Toronto Tempo looked at the ongoing right wing bullshit against the WNBA and said, “Here is a she/they turtle given unto thee.”
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I miss the days on Big Brother when I didn't need NFL RedZone octo-boxes to follow all the alliances. #BB28
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Aki Orange 🐶🍊 @orangeisborange.com · 12/08/2026
Here's how to turn off the Gen-AI training on Twitch. Step 1. Go to Account Settings. Step 2. Go to Security & Privacy. Step 3. Scroll all the way down till you see "Training for Generative AI". Step 4. Turn that son of a bitch off forever. Step 5. Profit. Hope this helps anyone! ❤️
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh we ate good tonight #BB28 (Famous last words before someone I hate wins HOH tonight, but for at least now, something interesting happened!)
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Writing fiction in any genre should be a purely human exercise. If you use AI to generate *any* dialog, story ideas, character shapes, *anything* creative, you're betraying the very concept of artistic expression. This is a bright flashing red line for me. www.wired.com/story/the-bi...
wired.com
‘Everyone Is Doing It’: The Truth About AI in Hollywood
Puck’s Matthew Belloni says AI has quietly become part of everyday filmmaking. The battle now isn’t whether Hollywood will use the technology—it’s who controls what’ll come next.
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I would be so furious if I was a Steelers fan and this is what my starting QB, one of the all time greats, had on his CTE-addled brain
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/08/2026
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 28/07/2026
kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I actually think the trillionaire saying his AI tool will remake a movie without the Black and trans actors in it should be a bigger story because it’s a perfect example of why the ruling class wants AI to succeed: so they can remake reality without those they deem undesirable - every nazi’s dream.
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Every year Big Brother produces 10-12 of the worst hours of live television ever. And every year we try to tell the producers "you know you gotta make your show not suck by doing pretty much anything other than what you're doing". Yet every year, all involved just, like, watch it happen lol #BB28
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Today's starting pitcher for your Toronto Blue Jays: Kenneth Groceries!
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Braces came off 17 yrs ago but I refuse to have my retainer wires completely removed (I won't risk it!) Periodically a little piece breaks and sharp metal stabs my tongue for a couple days I also refuse to replace the wires because what a dumb waste of money There will be no clarifying questions
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Why is everyone this season from Hawaii? #BB28
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I know he's young but it remains stupid that Okamoto isn't an All-Star but Vladdy is. #BlueJays
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The United States is eliminated in the round of 16, 37 years after the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam".
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Pump up the Jam
ALT: Pump up the Jam
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I talk to a lot of young wannabe writers and look at their stuff, and they often have a really detailed world and paper-thin characters and stories. And, like, that _can_ work, but it's a lot harder than starting from the character or story and working your way outward.
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It actually seems to me that no one has to do shit with and/or for the losers who are being left in the trash can of failed history?
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Sonny from "Big Daddy" covering up Frankenstein's piss and puke with newspaper-ass presidency
Adam Sandler covers up piss-covered bedsheets with newspaper in the movie "Big Daddy"
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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/06/2026
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Happy birthday, fascist fuckface
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Don't really appreciate a guy on #TheFloor who doesn't look older than 28 saying he was on "season 2" of The Mole, as if the ABC years didn't count.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 28/05/2026
• No, everyone *isn't* using AI to do their writing for them. • Modernizing kids' books demonstrates massive contempt for kids. And for books. • He *is* an ugly fuck, and he should shut up. Have a nice day.
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
How has Paul McCartney never met a pope? #ColbertFinale
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Alex Brad Dave Jane Max Penny
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I basically only have two requirements for the role: - British - Over...let's say 35, but maybe 40 is more ideal In other words: please don't let me hear another word about Jacob Elordi as James Bond
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Brendan Noel @brendannoel.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A not-insignificant part of my identity is the result of watching an hour of Saved by the Bell reruns every weekday morning at 7am on TBS Superstation for many years of my childhood. Ted was personally responsible for programming that hour. Thank u Ted <3
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