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yellowstoneten

@yellowstoneten.bsky.social
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spaceflight nerd, if the banner pic didn't give that away new name time! Tali, if you please. (they / them, in a "gender currently under renovation" sort of way)

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1h
An even bigger avocado called Hoss Avocados
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 21h
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 19h
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 04/10/2026
This Golden State Valkyries game balances overt homosexuality and wholesome family fun in a way that I had only previously experienced at a Village People concert. It’s like a lesbian megachurch.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026
no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome
The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.
My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.
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Nick Stevens @nick-stevens.com · 04/10/2026
Ha! I just learned that the monument at the entrance to Baikonur is known as "The Fisherman", on account of the oustretched arms!
Officially "Weightless"
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yellowstoneten @yellowstoneten.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
space hugs! (during today's ISS command handover ceremony)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
studio execs: “Tom Cruise is even weirder than normal! Digger!” NORMAL PEOPLE: “Well that’s disconcerting, I wonder if there’s a football game on.”
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 03/10/2026
i still have not heard an adequate explanation of why the medievals were so fucking bad at drawing cats
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yellowstoneten @yellowstoneten.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just one downside to the record-breaking quick trip from launch to docking - Luke Delaney had to skip the welcome ceremony (he came on board and then immediately ducked into the module on the left), presumably due to space sickness. Eight hours is not much time to adapt to zero-G...
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's ok. Not everyone likes cheese.
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Mineral Cup & Ore Cup @mineralcup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Congratulations, Quartz! After a decade of #MinCup, this key rock-forming mineral of optical tricks is the #MinCup26 Champion! Due to intense manipulation attempts in the final hours, the exact winning margin is still being audited. Please join us tomorrow for celebration!
A clear double-terminated quartz crystal with petroleum inclusions. Credit: John Sobolewski
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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yellowstoneten @yellowstoneten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Crew-13's Crew Dragon is lined up on the docking axis - will be docking to the ISS in about 15-20 minutes!
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Idk man there are some situations that should just be like, sexual strict liability if the woman complains. You say you thought your six man on one intoxicated woman orgy was consensual? bad news!
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 01/10/2026
just ban frats. everyone knows that’s the answer and no one seriously denies what frats are actually for, just as no one seriously denies that playing football can lead to CTE.
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yellowstoneten @yellowstoneten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
vandy fog is always fun:
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yellowstoneten @yellowstoneten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok so - CRJ is not coming to Florida on her tour next May, which means i'm traveling in any case, so: Red Rocks or MSG?
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That janitor just goes from building to building helping people. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/equati... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
10-panel SMBC comic update. All the panels are dialogue-less. Two researchers are writing equations on a chalkboard. A janitor watches them from afar. The researchers leave as the janitor is still mopping the floor. The janitor walks up to the chalkboard and writes on it with purpose, admires what he wrote, and leave late in the evening. The two researchers return at dawn, and are shocked by what is written on the blackboard. Over their half-erased equations, the text "ChatGPT, do a breakthru, no mistakes, thankx."
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yellowstoneten @yellowstoneten.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i am now up to 6 Michelin stars worth of restaurant reservations for my trip to Korea next month: Seline (*) in Santa Monica on the way out, then Evett (**) and Jungsik (**) in Seoul and Mori (*) in Busan
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 30/09/2026
EVERYONE GET IN HERE www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmiQ...
youtube.com
Alarming Mistakes, Deadly Decisions: Fatal Fire at BP-Husky
YouTube video by USCSB
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pyr reviewed research 🧪 now available as a print! www.inprnt.com/gallery/byel...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 29/09/2026
Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer xkcd.com/3304/
4-panel comic. (1) April 2023: [JUICE space probe flying away from Earth] FROM EARTH: *JUICE* is en route to explore the icy moons of Jupiter! JUICE: *Wheee!* (2) August 2024: [JUICE flying past Earth] JUICE: ...So which planet was I visiting again? I got distracted. FROM EARTH: Jupiter! JUICE: Right, OK. (3) September 2026: [JUICE flies past Earth again] JUICE: Is Jupiter the one with all the rings? Or... FROM EARTH: No, the big one near it. JUICE: Got it! (4) January 2029: [JUICE returning to fly past Earth again] JUICE: And *which* moons am I looking at? FROM EARTH: Oh my *god*. FROM EARTH: Now I get why we budgeted for so many Earth flybys.
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Derek Lowe @dereklowe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The craziest compound-impurity story I’ve ever heard:
science.org
Now That's An Impurity Story
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
the left has gotten sports, in its entirety, in the national divorce this is why bluesky is the official app of sports
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yellowstoneten @yellowstoneten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
minor avgeek gripe: i deliberately picked an itinerary with a 767 for my trip to LAX, since i hadn't been on one in over a decade (and 2-3-2 is the best economy-class seat arrangement)... and then Delta switched the equipment over to an A330 (at least it's a -200, which is a new type to me)
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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Clément Alloing @calloing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And she is in the sky 🥰🥰🥰 First flight today at #Toulouse #Airport for the first @airbus.com #A350F #FWXLD. Follow #AIB01LD on @airnavradar.com #Avgeeks #Avgeek
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Myles Jack wasn't down
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HE DID IT! NFL RECORD
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fetterman looks like he tells his boss “we got him” when he only actually saw him fall into the river
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think it’s fair to say that the student journalists at Cornell are braver than the news networks who just gave up on their WH pool ban even though CNN is still being denied access. www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
cornellsun.com
EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 18/05/2026
i had a dream they came out with "Reply Guy Conversation Hearts." artistic recreation.
9 candy conversation hearts that feature typical replyguy responses, such as "ID DATE YOU HAHA" "I WISH I WASNT SINGLE. SIGH." "LOL YOUR SO FUNNY. ARE YOUR DMS OPEN BTW." and more
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is 100% me
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 26/09/2026
A meme (not mine!!!) in which the guys from the Sopranos suffer the linguistic fall of humanity after the Tower of Babel incident
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Netflix needs to start asking if I’ve switched laundry loads.
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Justin Walsh @jstpwalsh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The first archaeologist in space, Kayla Barron, is headed back to ISS in May as commander of Crew-14! 🎉🎉🎉 www.nasa.gov/news-release...
nasa.gov
NASA Shares SpaceX Crew-14 Assignments for Space Station Mission - NASA
Four crew members from three space agencies will launch to the International Space Station no earlier than spring 2027 for a long-duration science expedition
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe you’re feeling depressed about the state of the world but hey. Jose Canseco is antifa now so, yanno, there’s like hope
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Perfection.
cbsnews.com
Ed Sheeran's Gillette Stadium concerts canceled due to nor'easter, tour promoter says
Ed Sheeran's​ Gillette Stadium concerts in Foxboro, Massachusetts, have been canceled as Boston braces for a nor'easter.
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yellowstoneten @yellowstoneten.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
apparently Qantas has announced that they plan to start their Sydney-New York "Project Sunrise" nonstops in mid-2028, after launching the Sydney-London route in October 2027 my uber-avgeeky plan to do a "JFK to LHR but the wrong way around" trip gets ever closer...
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We often have to share an iPad at recording studios where they record audiobooks, and sometimes you get to see what other narrators have looked up when they needed a quick pronunciation guide or definition But I can’t say I was expecting that first tab
A tab in a browser that reads “what is a THOT?”

(also, people looking up how to say “erminie,” “spricht Deutsch,” and “caramel,” but those aren’t as funny)
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 25/09/2026
it's Misty Weekend so I am having an Aviation with added club soda, which I guess makes it an ETOPS because it's a long Aviation over water, ayyyyyyooooooo
Two Aviation cocktails in short glasses
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI geniunely democratizes the creation of art. This is mostly bad, because the average person has terrible taste.
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