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Jason Birzer

@thelongshot2112.bsky.social
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Software dev, #Commanders fan, Anime, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, board games and video games. Heavy metal and prog rock fan. Longshot is my avatar, even tho I am nothing like him. He/him

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demonica 👹 @monicadominator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
screenshot of a tumblr post. op says "having a friend that's as insane about the character as you is great because you can say something like "he's so chewable" and not only will they agree, they'll say something equally as insane like "he's like children's medicine". a person responds, "vitamin designers discovering fred flintstone." op responds, "the only valid reply to this post everyone else go home"
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Lola Sebastian @lola.nebula.tv · 21h
I have a few thoughts. www.patreon.com/LolaSebastia...
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What the fuck are we doing with Jacob Geller? | Lola Sebastian
On September 30, 2026, just days after the 2024 Cornell University rape controversy dominated the news cycle, it was substantiated that vide
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 20h
Kon-El: Oh man, I think we’re in the evil universe. Look at these children’s books. The Taking Tree? Evil Frog and Evil Toad Are Evil Friends? Jon Kent: Shouldn’t it be “Frog and Toad Are Enemies?” Superboy Prime: No. Frog and Toad are friends in every universe. It’s the multiversal constant.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Storm: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
Frog Thor: …yes?
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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No Pun Included @nopunincluded.com · 05/10/2026
Changed my entire wardrobe. Feel good about my new wardrobe. Go into Waterstones. Unprompted, the clerk says to me "if you want science fiction it's on the fourth floor." Nevermind then.
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No lies detected
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GKIDS Films @gkids.com · 05/10/2026
Begin the countdown! ⏱️ Tickets for #GodzillaMinusZero go on sale October 6! godzillaminuszero.com
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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Queen Elizabeth I, with a speech bubble and an incredible neck ruffle.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
what an asshole
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 04/10/2026
Running backs ranked by how fun their name is to say 1. Bhayshul Tuten 2. Kyle Monongai 3. Cam Skattebo 4. Chuba Hubbard 5. Zach Charbonnet 6. Quinshon Judkins 7. Bucky Irving
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Meredith Rose (from the grave) 👻 @mrose.ink · 05/10/2026
I hate literally everything about this
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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Jason Birzer @thelongshot2112.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Really tired of this team being a victim of ref bullshit.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is actually a really good idea! I’ve been trying to think of what movies I could watch while on the treadmill, and that would probably be a great one
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jose Andres is the absolute GOAT. turbolib who has brought meals to disaster zones after the Haiti earthquake & to war-stricken families in Ukraine and Gaza and now he’s YIMBYposting in the face of Spain’s severe housing shortage
@chefjoseandres
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Incredible to see the "experts" on resolving the housing emergency that Spain is experiencing! On every television! @telediario_tve @ANoticias
@tele5_noticias @noticias_cuatro The reality is that we have politicians who try to create decrees and solutions when they lack the preparation or knowledge to devise a real solution to the problem we're facing.
Spain doesn't have a problem of a lack of decrees. It has a problem of a lack of housing.
And as long as the Government keeps confusing announcing measures with solving problems, we'll keep paying the consequences of its inaction.
Subsidizing demand without increasing supply pressures prices. Regulating a market more and more without building new housing doesn't eliminate scarcity: it manages it. Taxing a type of rental can change incentives, but it doesn't lay a single brick either.Because housing doesn't get cheaper by distributing scarcity. It gets cheaper by ending it.
Spain needs to build. A lot.
More available land. Permits in months, not years. More density wherever possible. Legal certainty. Much more public housing and also private housing.
But the Government isn't doing what's necessary. It prefers to intervene on the few homes that exist rather than create the conditions for there to be many more. It prefers to present patches as solutions and load the cost of its failure onto owners, developers, and citizens.
The rest can serve to redistribute, protect certain groups, or change incentives. But let's not confuse that with solving the underlying problem.
You don't fix a lack of housing by better distributing the few homes that exist. You fix it by making many more exist.
Less propaganda. Less patches. Less obsession with intervening on the same apartment.
More supply. More construction. More homes.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No notes
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 03/10/2026
I think people are amazing
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Cai Behr @caibehr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Something that the article seems to fail to mention is that this isn't about AI generated assets, its about using AI to run and validate human made code. This is like saying "spell check" is AI
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God this was such a banger
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Haunted
YouTube video by Poe - Topic
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Jason Birzer @thelongshot2112.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was shared in work chat, and my reaction was, CAPCOM wrote this? Admittedly I'm not that nerdy into JSON serializers/deserializers, but this looks cool. github.com/CAPCOM-TD-OSS/REDox
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GitHub - CAPCOM-TD-OSS/REDox: High-performance, token-based structured data engine for .NET. A core component of REX, the technology behind CAPCOM's next-generation game engine.
High-performance, token-based structured data engine for .NET. A core component of REX, the technology behind CAPCOM's next-generation game engine. - CAPCOM-TD-OSS/REDox
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
30-50 year old feral dads.
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Jason Birzer @thelongshot2112.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A bit late, given I had to be in the office and it was movie night. New TEMIC, Sgàile, The Ocean, and Pure Reason Revolution were no brainers. I forgot that I haven't picked up the new KAUAN, which has been out for months. #bandcampfriday
 CrossCode Piano Collections by Nagi Shirakumo, Hanami Oizumi & Yumiko Uchino
Terrifying Angels (24-bit HD audio) by Pure Reason Revolution
Solaris by The Ocean
Onwards To Embrace The Echo by Sgàile
Ceiba by TEMIC
Morri’s Rock Boutique by Refestramus
Sigil by Gåte
T by Mother of Millions
Clann (24 bit) by Solstice
The Moth (Deluxe Edition) [24-bi... by Devin Townsend
White Shores by hubris.
Insomnia by MASTERMIND
Wayhome by KAUAN
Précipice by Maudits
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jtzero.bsky.social @jtzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FA is being very up front about both the cost of hosting the site [it aint cheap] and how advertisers theyd been relying on prior are pushing all the same puritan bullshit weve been seeing other platforms push FA is one of very few Old Internet spaces around. Support em while we CAN
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026
So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who listens intently.
Green: I haven't been spending enough time with you.

Green sits down opposite of Blue.
Green: How about we take the afternoon to do things together? You choose.

Blue looks visibly excited, and Green leans in towards him.
Blue: Anything?
Green: Anything you like.

Blue rushes off in delight, while Green remains sitting, watching him go with an unreadable expression on his face.
Blue: Let's set up your controller, we're going to play that game you promised to try.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is actually a really important point. There’s the AI that’s identifying cancer cell clusters and new solar systems and then there’s the LLMs churning out romance novels featuring protagonists with three penises, they are only tangentially related.
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Materia Collective @materiacollective.com · 02/10/2026
Spooky season kicks off with a Bandcamp Friday! 🎃 We’re offering 15% off all Materia Collective releases with code MCOLBF15 as a small way to say thank you. Your support makes a real difference for the artists behind the music! materia.to/MateriaColle...
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gooning is the heart of the human condition
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Danaru @danaru.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Akebi and her babies are out on display! They're two of the four babies from Nishiyama Zoo this year, the other twins belonging to Kanoko (From @/nishiyama_zoo on twitter)
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Major Kong to Ground Control @bigstape.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A goose saying "what adversity?"
the same goose chasing a man yelling "what adversity was Deshaun Watson dealing with?"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
okay this is also a contender, incredible use of graph labeling
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
A murder of crows? You mean caws of death??
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Mumbling Sage In Wisconsin @mumblingsage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In middle school, I remember envying Frodo Baggins: he had ONE task, to get that damn ring to Mordor. No homework for even one class, much less six. He even had a gardener boyfriend along to feed him.
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think of this all the time.
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Jason Birzer @thelongshot2112.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The best roasting of Deshawn Watson I've heard... youtu.be/DJkJcVo4zzQ?is=w7X19QQnr8T…
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The Smartest Challenge Flag...
Mike McCarthy just threw down one of the all time challenge flags.
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Jason Birzer @thelongshot2112.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tomorrow, I finish up two straight weeks of going into the office. While I was fine for most of it, I'm ready to be home and actually listen to music while working instead of white noise and people talking.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/10/2026
Ground Effect xkcd.com/3305/
Comic. [Two people flailing high in the air. Three people on the ground running ahead of them. Arrows and a dotted line indicate that this second group is within roughly one body length of the surface.] [caption] The “ground effect” explains why sprinters can run most efficiently if they stay within roughly one body length of the surface.
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Marina The Lion ⭐️ (comms open :3) @catbell-comet.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Northernlion's aggro meter skyrocketing the moment he's offered vegan ice cream at an eatery
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Kerstin Hall @kerstinhall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Radiant Star is on special, let’s go!
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Radiant Star ebook by Ann Leckie - Rakuten Kobo
Read "Radiant Star" by Ann Leckie available from Rakuten Kobo. Space opera's sharpest mind returns to the world of the Imperial Radch in this brilliant standalone from award-winning a...
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