Reposted by John SwiftBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Mike Tomlin saw this shit and said Minecraft it is 171803185
Reposted by John SwiftGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving" 136261958
Reposted by John SwiftSteve Kandell @stevekandell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026so there was a plausible scenario where It could have Happened and two hours later he would have popped out like ta-da jk 341690155
Reposted by John SwiftUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/03/2026You’re British aren’t you 151397421
Reposted by John SwiftErik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026"this whole thing smacks of CONCACAF," I holler as I overturn my uncle's barbecue grill and turn the World Cup into the Cup of Shit 01663324
Reposted by John SwiftRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever 7966721338
Reposted by John SwiftKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/06/2026When a Frenchman does it, it's a beret trick. 2655249
Reposted by John SwiftMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 13/06/2026THAT’S TWO BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP GOALS IN THE FIRST HALF FOR TEAM USA 445271891
Reposted by John SwiftDavid F. Sandberg @ponysmasher.social · 14/04/2026I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment… 361134592357
Reposted by John SwiftPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/03/2024CAESAR: Hey dude CAESAR: Any big Ides plans BRUTUS: 💬 BRUTUS: 💬 BRUTUS: 💬 BRUTUS: 111531242
Reposted by John SwiftNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits. 41122842541
Reposted by John SwiftBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Excuse me fucking what??? 3052315
Reposted by John SwiftGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 08/01/2026publicly rejecting it, on every social media account you have, and amplifying every other rejection, is also signaling. they’re a weak regime, getting weaker, in a mix of false bravado and panic and fear, and who they fear is us. they should. 91000256
Reposted by John SwiftBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat 60190554115
Reposted by John SwiftRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/11/2025We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app 823807311
John Swift @swiftyfast.bsky.social · 01/11/2025I want to shout out the guy who just finished off a cup of coffee while in line to get more coffee at a seemingly different coffee shop 000
John Swift @swiftyfast.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Top 3 movie plans for the monster you're fighting: 3. It follows 2. Godzilla minus one 1. Aliens 000
Reposted by John SwiftYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 27/08/2025So the sandwich guy ... beat the wrap 199183822674
Reposted by John SwiftJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/07/2025The New York Times? The movie ranking site? 349835
Reposted by John SwiftZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 04/07/2025America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home. Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America. 960581289815
Reposted by John SwiftOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants 113152052955
Reposted by John SwiftPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/05/2025Babe what was up with that green guy who just said “cowabunga” to you back there? Do you know him from somewhere? 329228
John Swift @swiftyfast.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Rip to Hannibal of Carthage you would have loved mexican food 000
Reposted by John SwiftHundreds of Beavers Movie @hundredsofbeavers.bsky.social · 02/05/2025if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters. 5120261604
Reposted by John Swiftderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/04/2025personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down 9405495011533
John Swift @swiftyfast.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Playing the game of does my back hurt because I'm getting old or because I worked out yesterday 000
Reposted by John SwiftChise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 22/04/2025GOOD NEWS! Researchers at the University of Buffalo have developed a nanoparticle-based vaccine candidate for H5N1 avian influenza (clade 2.3.4.4b) that achieved 100% PROTECTION in preclinical trials. The vaccine is under development for potential use in BOTH veterinary AND human medicine. 🧪🧵⬇️ 10549311459
Reposted by John Swifthammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 20/04/2025oh hey welcome to your trial, blackshirtskivitv.comSix men charged after forcibly removing woman from North Idaho town hallThe Coeur d'Alene City Attorney's Office has filed charges against six men involved in the forced removal of a woman at a Kootenai County town hall in February. 67143523420
John Swift @swiftyfast.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Sinners is on the short list for best film of the decade. 010
John Swift @swiftyfast.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Going to be referring to war elephants as panzer pachyderms going forward. 000
John Swift @swiftyfast.bsky.social · 28/03/2025There's a scene in the day the earth stood still where 2 Scientists are talking about how amazing the aliens life span is as they light up cigarettes 010
Reposted by John SwiftPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 20/11/2023*Martin Sheen in THE DEPARTED voice* Microprocessors 1458573
Reposted by John SwiftGlenn 2 Electric Boogaloo @justabloodygame.bsky.social · 05/10/2023[Lincoln, back from the dead] LINCOLN: Why are all the people I fought against now in my part-*plane flies overhead*-WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! 854068
John Swift @swiftyfast.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Watching a movie about the prison industrial complex 120
Reposted by John SwiftPatrick Skinner @pmskinner.bsky.social · 05/02/2025For what it’s worth, when I spent years in Afghanistan and Iraq, the most powerful thing I ever saw was USAID digging wells & repairing schools. The most effective power we will ever have. 7069061533
John Swift @swiftyfast.bsky.social · 13/01/2025[Watching a show 3 years after it comes out] wow this is really good 010
Reposted by John SwiftHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 29/12/2024The thing is, you can replace “cruel” in this sentence with funny, artistic, thoughtful, thoughtless, compassionate, greedy, kinky, creative, or any of 1000 other adjectives. Why are so many of us only able to see us as exceptional in our faults? 3024078342
Reposted by John SwiftDave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 18/12/2024New York Rep. Pat Ryan, who easily held his Hudson Valley swing seat last month, spoke for AOC in the Dem conference meeting yesterday. Asked him what he said and he just sent me the speech - sharing in case it's interesting 9347251138
