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Jay Rockatansky

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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 20h
Come on White Sox
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#1 streaming in Atlanta
Senator Schmitt holds up a poster for Hawkeye starring Jack Smith and Fani Willis
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 21h
Even if Smith had been in Atlanta, there really was nothing to Schmitt’s false accusation that he met Willis that day than that he happened to be in one the nation’s biggest cities?!
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i dont know anything about this college sports bill but im assuming its an attempt to bring young minorities to heel while doing nothing to reel in the excesses of the rich, powerful, overwhelmingly white executives making 7 figures?
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 21h
Imagine how luck Schmitt is that he doesn’t represent a state that has the Jets, Mets and Nets. He’d never figure out who was doing what.
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Accusing Jack Smith of attending a 23-24 Atlanta Hawks game, how rude
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 22h
inside james bond’s coat
univ of pennsylvania (PENN) v. dartmouth (DART)
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Jessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought the libs were the non ball knowers
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 23h
Everywhere you go, people are talking about not talking about the Atlanta Hawks. The most-undiscussed team in all of sports. Ok that last part isn't new
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Core, The (DO NOT PERCEIVE) @the-core.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why what happened in January 2021
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign
a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm confused, are republicans going to start boycotting atlanta hawks games now or adopting them as their team
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The kicker is you can tell it would never even dawn on this Republican senator or his staff that a man might want to go to a women’s sporting event. But protect women’s sports or something!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22h
Why is it so funny to me that they added that big picture of the Atlanta Hawks arena
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 22h
watching baseball
go white sox
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pep Guardiola leaving Man City just before the 114 charges hit… 💨😂
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
texans, you are going to see this clip once a week and twice on sundays until the election
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hits every goddamn time
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Blue checks were the death of twitter
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
is it possible that the events depicted in Angels In The Outfield do not occur if Dermot Mulroney is a good dad
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Yeah man… I remember the nugget war…”
Ronald McDonald with a machine gun
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think it’s fair to say that I’m tracking this particular bill more than 98 percent of Bluesky, and I don’t think Cruz’s staffers would even say that with a straight face. There are lots of reasons for GOP to want to get this over the finish line…but not to change anyone’s political fortunes
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh shit how is that tweet 11 years old??
Kacy Sager
@THESagerbomb


Andy Dalton looks like my damn cat.

andy dalton on the cover of espn magazine smiling and he looks like kacy’s cat
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t stop wars. Cant stop the president committing nonstop crime. Can’t do anything about Epstein. Or cost of living. Or the environment. They can fuck over workers though. They’ll do that real fast.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t believe it got this far tbh. I think it’s a very bad bill and hope it fails the house
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
damn that's crazy. so was he totally free of emotions when he missed back-to-back-to-back game winning field goals against the Seahawks in 2005, just pure Being Bad At Kicking with no mental factors at all
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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Bryan Grantham @bryanmgrantham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Taps the sign
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Senate can pass a bill to regulate college sports, but they can't pass bills to lower the price of gas, groceries, or healthcare. They can't rein in Trump's thirst for war in Iran or trade wars with Canada, but they can tell college athletes how often they're allowed to transfer. Cool.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 29/09/2026
Another Schumer disaster! They had Republican votes, they could have stopped this!
Grouped By Vote Position

Armstrong (R-OK)
Baldwin (D-WI)
Banks (R-IN)
Barrasso (R-WY)
Bennet (D-CO)
Blackburn (R-TN)
Boozman (R-AR)
Britt (R-AL)

Budd (R-NC)
Cantwell (D-WA)
Capito (R-WV)
Cassidy (R-LA)
Collins (R-ME)
Coons (D-DE)
Cornyn (R-TX)
Cortez Masto (D-NV)
Cotton (R-AR)
Cramer (R-ND)
Crapo (R-ID)

Cruz (R-TX)
Curtis (R-UT)
Daines (R-MT)
Durbin (D-IL)
Ernst (R-IA)
Fetterman (D-PA)

Alsobrooks (D-MD)
Blumenthal (D-CT)
Blunt Rochester (D-DE)
Booker (D-NJ)
Duckworth (D-IL)
Gillibrand (D-NY)
Hirono (D-HI)

Kaine (D-VA)

Kelly (D-AZ)

Tillis (R-NC)

YEAs---74
Fischer (R-NE)
Gallego (D-AZ)
Graham (R-SC)
Grassley (R-IA)
Hagerty (R-TN)
Hassan (D-NH)
Hawley (R-MO)
Heinrich (D-NM)
Hickenlooper (D-CO)
Hoeven (R-ND)
Husted (R-OH)
Hyde-Smith (R-MS)
Johnson (R-WI)
Justice (R-WV)
Kennedy (R-LA)
King (I-ME)
Klobuchar (D-MN)
Lankford (R-OK)
Lee (R-UT)
Lujan (D-NM)
Lummis (R-WY)
Marshall (R-KS)
McConnell (R-KY)
McCormick (R-PA)
Moran (R-KS)
NAYs---25
Kim (D-NJ)
Markey (D-MA)
Merkley (D-OR)
Moody (R-FL)
Murphy (D-CT)
Paul (R-KY)
Reed (D-RI)
Sanders (I-VT)
Schiff (D-CA)
Not Voting -1

Moreno (R-OH)
Murkowski (R-AK)
Murray (D-WA)
Ossoff (D-GA)
Padilla (D-CA)
Peters (D-Ml)
Ricketts (R-NE)
Risch (R-ID)
Rosen (D-NV)
Rounds (R-SD)
Schatz (D-HI)
Schmitt (R-MO)
Scott (R-SC)
Shaheen (D-NH)
Sheehy (R-MT)
Slotkin (D-Ml)
Smith (D-MN)
Sullivan (R-AK)
Thune (R-SD)
Tuberville (R-AL)
Warner (D-VA)
Welch (D-VT)
Wicker (R-MS)
Young (R-IN)

Schumer (D-NY)
Scott (R-FL)

Van Hollen (D-MD)
Warnock (D-GA)
Warren (D-MA)
Whitehouse (D-RI)
Wyden (D-OR)
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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We passed the bill to address the thing you were really mad about! No, not the tariffs. Sorry, not the Iran war either. The Trump Checks? No, why would you even ask about that. The bill ESPN was obsessed with. You know, the thing Tommy Tuberville has been talking about. No, not the furries either.
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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
underwater republicans are starting to talk about how washington needs to get back to work and do something and they literally meant *this*
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the house is a mess and can’t go back into session without a vote on impeaching hegseth so this is stuck for at least a month and a half
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
time to trade Caleb Williams it’s Keenum time
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
run this as an ad right now
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would’ve thought Stanford would be the first program to broach this option
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't know if Lincoln Riley really has a $70 million buyout but USC is a private university so I automatically assume they are very bad with money
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Langston Blues @dradambanks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The architect and builder trying to point a finger about something he architected and built
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These sound like non-trivial problems.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
Here’s what’s important for you to know real pastors don’t support you becoming a trad wife… because there has never been a point in history where it has been in the best interest of women to solely depend on the benevolence of men for their wellbeing
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Brian Schmid @schmanthonyp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The thing about wondering if this game is "tainted" because of bad calls or if it's a "legitimate win" is that the Broncos are a ridiculous team who shouldn't ever win anything and their every victory is a burlesque parody of football, every one of our wins is an affront to God. #GoBroncos
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The AFC West standings after three weeks, with the Chiefs and Raiders both 3-0, the Broncos 2-1, and the Chargers 0-3Jim Harbaugh, looking mildly distressed
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck a doodle doo
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck everything
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Jay Rockatansky @jayrockatansky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Death Taxes And NFL refs being terrible
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