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Rob Gordon

@forgottenboy.bsky.social
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Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons... Wu-Tang is for the children!

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 19h
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 11h
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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Rob Gordon @forgottenboy.bsky.social · 11h
Great to hear that the guys in the locker room are backing Carlie up. It’s sad how some in the media don’t even try to hide their sexism. Surprised the Punter hasn’t had a napalm level hot take yet
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Joel A. Erickson @joelaerickson.bsky.social · 16h
Shane Steichen has heard the criticism of Carlie Irsay-Gordon’s presence on the sidelines, and he’s not having it. www.indystar.com/story/sports...
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Colts' Shane Steichen on owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon being on sideline: 'I have strong thoughts'
Colts coach Shane Steichen on owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon being on sideline with headset: 'I have strong thoughts on it, to be honest'
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 13h
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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EJ Snyder @footballej.bsky.social · 20h
Idea for honoring Mike Ditka: Instead of just the Bears having a patch on their uniforms, make one that every TE in the league could wear. He was so far ahead of his time at that position (his rookie TE receiving record stood for 63 years!) it'd be a cool way to honor his legacy.
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 20h
The execution will be televised
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
tech bro is short for technically broken
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Rob Gordon @forgottenboy.bsky.social · 23h
Better watch out @jamesebriggs.bsky.social, you keep this up and Jacob Stewart is gonna come after you lol Diego Morales wants you to remember him when you vote | Opinion
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Stoned Feminist 👻 Spooky Version @ladylinds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good morning. Public comment is open until Oct 13. HUD attempted these changes once already and it was struck down by a judge because they didn't consider public comment. Please comment and share so we have leverage when they inevitably ignore them again
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Spooky Ana 🤘🏻 @anageorge.art · 08/10/2026
lmao
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Black bookstores matter, y’all! I stopped by Black English Bookstore in the heart of Tampa to see my girl Ariel. Go see her at 401 E Oak Ave. Tell her Angie sent y’all. And read a banned book in honor of banned books week! #AngieForFlorida
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Michael Feinberg @michael-feinberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your gentle reminder that the selection at @bookshop.org is just as good as at Amazon, and that using them doesn’t enrich someone who’s never missed an opportunity to fall on his knees and kiss an authoritarian’s jackboots. Seriously, what’s the point of “fuck you” money if you’re this servile?
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Male model in democratic socialists Medicare for all blouse
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Charles had Princess Diana killed
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 07/10/2026
Who the fuck writes a batting average like that? Answer for your stat crimes, @theathletic.com
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Breaking: Measles awards its Nobel Prize in Medicine to RFK Jr.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People should dox people doing the chop. Put a dozen stop motion pictures of them up at their cubicle with their arm in movement when you flip the pictures fast
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Rob Gordon @forgottenboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is sentence is the explanation to why Michael Anthony is known as “the secret weapon”
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Rob Gordon @forgottenboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Preach! I was thinking about going to see DI Shadow there, but for reasons this article plainly lays out, I think I’m gonna pass
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Paste Magazine @pastemagazine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
5 reasons why Terminal 5 is New York’s worst music venue
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5 reasons why Terminal 5 is New York’s worst music venue
Ask almost any live music fan in New York their least favorite venue and the answer’s almost always bound to be Terminal 5, but let’s break down why.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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AFL-CIO @aflcio.org · 05/10/2026
If you live in… Arizona Arkansas Florida Georgia Indiana Kentucky Mississippi Ohio Tennessee Texas Today is the last day you can register to vote! Text your friends and family. Check on your co-workers. Make sure the people in your life are registered to vote: BetterInAUnion.org/check
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Check Your Voter Registration Status
Have you moved, changed your name, or you're just not sure of the status of your voter registration? Fill out the form below to check your status.
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s an NFL Sunday, which means it’s the perfect time to confirm your voter registration status. Or to register to vote. Or to request your mail in ballot. Then, vote early. But, vote. Like your life depends on it. Because in so many ways, it does.
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think the most telling sign that the Deion Sanders Era is over (before it ever really began, but still) is that they are an extremely bad team and nobody’s even doing schadenfreude about them anymore. They’re just totally irrelevant, which is actually worse for Deion than anything else.
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Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why anyone would request one of the most popular and groundbreaking musical acts is beyond me.
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Prosecutions are gonna be an extra uphill climb given that he plans on just preemptively pardoning a slate of people and officials so it falls to local and state prosecutors where federal pardons don’t just cut it, but they’re made v difficult in those situations. However, some prosecutors…
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Massive apologies to those affected by our viral marketing stunt gone wrong 😬🐳 exploringthegreats.com/moby-dick @hesterblum.bsky.social
Thumbnail from Hester Blum & Rob Delaney’s Moby-Dick podcast.
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Susan Campbell @susancampbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They can attempt to scrub history all they want. Facts are facts. Nixon was a crook. The Republicans used to care about such things.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new dune popcorn bucket just dropped and it's g spot friendly
i dont know how to describe this except its a dune poster and it is a phallic thing that looks like a vibrator
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Rob Dawdy @rdawdy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I overthink therefore I am.
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Rob Gordon @forgottenboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My Ralph Nader/Al Gore scorching hot takes have raised my “blocked you” game to another level
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of course my spin off idea for the sopranos was always christopha and pauly walnuts on a road trip across eqstern Europe hunting the Russian dude they lost in the woods.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The current huge story about the gang rape at Cornell University, a crime originally brushed off and covered up by the administration, is SOLELY the product of the student paper, the Cornell Daily Sun, which doggedly pursued the story. Not the NYT or CNN. An independent student paper. #Cornell
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LETTER FROM THE EDITOR | Cornell Won’t Listen, We Will
The Sun's Editor-in-Chief Sophia Dasser '28 calls on the Cornell community to share its reactions to the Chi Phi lawsuit and the University's response, on the record, for a permanent public archive.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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Rob Gordon @forgottenboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Workin hard or hardly workin
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Rob Gordon @forgottenboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you enjoy the playlist, please support the artists by buying going to see them live and by buying merch. Artists currently on tour include #DJShadow, #LocalH, #Sleep, #NekoCase #Sonvolt #FaithNoMore, #QOTSA #SouthernCultureOnTheSkids #Superdrag #musicsky
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Rob Gordon @forgottenboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Totally. It’s all Ralph’s fault that Al Gore was a dipshit candidate and that the Dems didn’t codify Roe v Wade, pass more stringent and effective environmental laws or work to limit corporate power after Citizens United. Dammit Ralph!
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Being mad at Nader instead of the 300,000 registered Florida democrats who voted for bush is always really funny. It’s the sign of someone incredibly weak
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 30/09/2026
lots of people on here defending fraternities as good things and i'd just like to state that my feeling is fuck fraternities
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Rob Gordon @forgottenboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I programmed a radio station this is what it would sound like…click the link and hit shuffle music.amazon.com/user-playlis... #musicsky #Dadrock #punk #metal #stonermetal #altcountry #90sRock #hiphop #rap #CollegeRock #IndieRock
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Susan Campbell @susancampbell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And ICE is being aided and abetted by companies such as RADeCO, of Plainfield, Conn. Don't forget, this doesn't happen without the support of craven businesses like this. www.projectsaltbox.com/p/ice-buys-1...
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ICE buys $1.3 million in robot dogs from Connecticut company
The agency bought the robots without seeking competing bids, and chose a version built to detect chemical, biological, radiological and nuclear hazards.
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Rob Gordon @forgottenboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Gherkin Pifi: Deepfake Guitar Performance
Alt: Kyle Gass playin some awesome licks on a dual neck guitar in Tenacious D and the Pick Of Destiny
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