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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cubs, thank you. I don't have to worry about a 9:00 first pitch when you're cooked by 9:25.
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Donald Duck is sleepy in bed
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Most of the time: "eh refs are just bad across the board, bad calls happen." Refs gift The Devil's Team a win: "these refs are bad people, and should probably be waterboarded at Guantanamo"
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the Chiefs got the calls Denver has gotten in the past 5 minutes, the Internet would combust.
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have the Rams considered being within 10 yards of a Denver receiver?
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Should Ken Walker bear my children? Pro yeah
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think the Colts should all just simultaneously fall down on the first play from scrimmage
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would like to see the Indianapolis punter on the file at some point tonight
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Aziz Ansari's Better Than Expected Smile
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#Chiefs
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Catching up on the perennial offseason champion Chargers
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I had no expectations going into this, so I'm sooooo much more pissed than I expected to be. #BlueCy
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You can take the teams out of the Big 12 North...
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Christ, who's the bum on the mound serving up meat pitches in the 1st goddamn inning tonight?" *sees it would be the guy starting Game 1 of the playoffs* "Ah."
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 05/09/2026
Matt Campbell and Pat Kraft are up to some pretty nasty business here. I don't think whatever Paterno ally money this unlocks is worth what it will do to their souls
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hearing John and Eric on my radio for the first time in almost 6 months #BlueCy
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Ron Swanson with Headphones
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Cubs losing this series 3-1 with a +10 run differential is gonna be so aggravating. (good win though)
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Get Shota Imanaga out of my face, keep him away from me and my family.
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Just give your team a chance to win." Cubs bullpen: "no"
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
2 straight series just thrown away by the bullpen, fun stuff.
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hmm not sure how to enjoy watching Chelsea
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/l...
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Here's the story behind the Iowa Craft Beer Tent at the State Fair
How a once-unwanted Iowa State Fair tent gave Iowa breweries a statewide stage and loyal fans.
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Too early to say I'm out on Cabrera?
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Back-to-back podcasts briefly mentioning the anal secretions of beavers, what are the odds? @jbbrisco.com @realmnchiefsfan.bsky.social @bynatetaylor.bsky.social
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"millennials" d'ok
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Cubs averaging a 2-run homer every inning after the trade deadline, liking their chances if that continues the rest of the season.
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Someone observing me play the NCAA football video game would probably assume that I hate the game and think its creators should be jailed. And they would be correct!
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Gut reaction is positive, not a complete copy-paste like a lot of the newer ones seem to be.
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We live in rural Iowa and are driving through rural Iowa, and the 4yo thought it was important to let us know we were "driving between 2 fields".
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Odyssey was excellent, really enjoyed it. Mowing in 90° heat ahead of time dehydrated me and I didn't have to pee during the movie.
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Ben Wyatt's Idea Lightbulb in Parks and Rec
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A Friday night game at Wrigley, what is this fuckery?
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Cubs bullpen
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The USMNT and Messi getting eliminated on consecutive days is going to be tough on the 9-year-old
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
As someone who has watched Flo Balogun play 2.5 soccer games: I would die for Flo Balogun
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/07/2026
MALIK TILLMAN IS ALSO A BIRTHRIGHT CITIZEN BECAUSE HE WAS BORN OVERSEAS TO AN AMERICAN FATHER ALL HAIL JUS SANGUINIS
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Padres are not having a good time at Wrigley
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
bro on germany hit an absolute chimney
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Vintage USMNT ending
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I was unhappy when I saw the USMNT match was kicking off at 9:00, but I now realize that's because my brain is conditioned by American sports. An NFL game starting at 9 gets done at 1:45 AM, this will be wrapped up by 11!
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It is time once again to discuss the Most Dad Things we have done in the past year. A couple of reminders: - gender is a social construct, anyone can do Dad Things - you need not be a parent to do a Dad Thing - the definition of a Dad Thing is entirely subjective and maybe made up I’ll go first:
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Revolutionary War Battle Scene
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
if i'm the Team USA coaching staff i gotta at least consider opening the second half by kicking the ball so high straight up in the air that all 45 minutes run off the clock
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Arrowhead looking great as usual
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Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Scottish soccer fans in town for the World Cup made a side-trip to Fenway on Sunday and brought actual magic with them. It was such a delight and honor to get to accompany their singing.
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hey, good for you, Knicks fans
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Tying the game to make the loss even stupider is an incredible bit, touche Cubs
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Cubs continuing to really bum me out
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Cubs have had some unbelievably bad luck on the base paths tonight
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Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Cubs can't even leave Happ in to give me my Garbage Time All-Star Parlay smh
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