Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Cubs, thank you. I don't have to worry about a 9:00 first pitch when you're cooked by 9:25.static.klipy.comDonald Duck is sleepy in bedALT: Donald Duck is sleepy in bed 012
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Most of the time: "eh refs are just bad across the board, bad calls happen." Refs gift The Devil's Team a win: "these refs are bad people, and should probably be waterboarded at Guantanamo" 000
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If the Chiefs got the calls Denver has gotten in the past 5 minutes, the Internet would combust. 000
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Have the Rams considered being within 10 yards of a Denver receiver? 000
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I think the Colts should all just simultaneously fall down on the first play from scrimmage 000
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I would like to see the Indianapolis punter on the file at some point tonight 100
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comAziz Ansari's Better Than Expected SmileALT: Aziz Ansari's Better Than Expected Smile 000
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Catching up on the perennial offseason champion Chargers 000
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I had no expectations going into this, so I'm sooooo much more pissed than I expected to be. #BlueCy 060
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"Christ, who's the bum on the mound serving up meat pitches in the 1st goddamn inning tonight?" *sees it would be the guy starting Game 1 of the playoffs* "Ah." 000
Reposted by BryanAlex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 05/09/2026Matt Campbell and Pat Kraft are up to some pretty nasty business here. I don't think whatever Paterno ally money this unlocks is worth what it will do to their souls 1335076
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Hearing John and Eric on my radio for the first time in almost 6 months #BlueCystatic.klipy.comRon Swanson with HeadphonesALT: Ron Swanson with Headphones 050
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The Cubs losing this series 3-1 with a +10 run differential is gonna be so aggravating. (good win though) 000
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Get Shota Imanaga out of my face, keep him away from me and my family. 000
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"Just give your team a chance to win." Cubs bullpen: "no" 000
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 26/08/20262 straight series just thrown away by the bullpen, fun stuff. 110
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/l...desmoinesregister.comHere's the story behind the Iowa Craft Beer Tent at the State FairHow a once-unwanted Iowa State Fair tent gave Iowa breweries a statewide stage and loyal fans. 011
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Back-to-back podcasts briefly mentioning the anal secretions of beavers, what are the odds? @jbbrisco.com @realmnchiefsfan.bsky.social @bynatetaylor.bsky.social 010
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Cubs averaging a 2-run homer every inning after the trade deadline, liking their chances if that continues the rest of the season. 000
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Someone observing me play the NCAA football video game would probably assume that I hate the game and think its creators should be jailed. And they would be correct! 000
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Gut reaction is positive, not a complete copy-paste like a lot of the newer ones seem to be. 000
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026We live in rural Iowa and are driving through rural Iowa, and the 4yo thought it was important to let us know we were "driving between 2 fields". 010
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The Odyssey was excellent, really enjoyed it. Mowing in 90° heat ahead of time dehydrated me and I didn't have to pee during the movie.static.klipy.comBen Wyatt's Idea Lightbulb in Parks and RecALT: Ben Wyatt's Idea Lightbulb in Parks and Rec 000
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The USMNT and Messi getting eliminated on consecutive days is going to be tough on the 9-year-old 000
Reposted by BryanNo Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 02/07/2026As someone who has watched Flo Balogun play 2.5 soccer games: I would die for Flo Balogun 06510
Reposted by BryanAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/07/2026MALIK TILLMAN IS ALSO A BIRTHRIGHT CITIZEN BECAUSE HE WAS BORN OVERSEAS TO AN AMERICAN FATHER ALL HAIL JUS SANGUINIS 543965
Reposted by BryanNot the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 30/06/2026bro on germany hit an absolute chimney 136071
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I was unhappy when I saw the USMNT match was kicking off at 9:00, but I now realize that's because my brain is conditioned by American sports. An NFL game starting at 9 gets done at 1:45 AM, this will be wrapped up by 11! 000
Reposted by BryanRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It is time once again to discuss the Most Dad Things we have done in the past year. A couple of reminders: - gender is a social construct, anyone can do Dad Things - you need not be a parent to do a Dad Thing - the definition of a Dad Thing is entirely subjective and maybe made up I’ll go first: 9812707398
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026static.klipy.comRevolutionary War Battle SceneALT: Revolutionary War Battle Scene 000
Reposted by BryanBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 19/06/2026if i'm the Team USA coaching staff i gotta at least consider opening the second half by kicking the ball so high straight up in the air that all 45 minutes run off the clock 1312211
Reposted by BryanBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products 535173806
Reposted by BryanJosh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Scottish soccer fans in town for the World Cup made a side-trip to Fenway on Sunday and brought actual magic with them. It was such a delight and honor to get to accompany their singing. 411696419
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Tying the game to make the loss even stupider is an incredible bit, touche Cubs 000
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Cubs have had some unbelievably bad luck on the base paths tonight 000
Bryan @bryanpurdy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Cubs can't even leave Happ in to give me my Garbage Time All-Star Parlay smh 000