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Too old for this shit

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21h
@planetgraves

So. Bad news. We have to keep going tomorrow. Good news is that I'll keep going with you
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21h
Don Henley with speech bubble from the “Boys of Summer” video
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Mr Catullus @mrcatullus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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867-5309 @jennbrown.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Mr Catullus @mrcatullus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
five hundred
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Mr Catullus @mrcatullus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't mean to alarm you, but this is as sane as he's ever going to be again. And we have 2 years left.
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🌟Deborah M. Weeks 2.0 Please refollow 🚫DM’s 🌟 @deborah-10-06.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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DocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To Valhalla
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Mr Catullus @mrcatullus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will motherfucking Stein 😎
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tweet from Michael M (@michaelmphysics):

(Adam Driver from Marriage Story shouting, "So no one told you life was gonna be this way", then four Adam Drivers punching the wall in the second panel)
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're a woman who plays EA Sports CFB or Madden, I wanna talk to you! And if you're a woman who loves football and don't play those games, I also wanna hear from you! Working on a piece on football, the sports video games, and well, US! RESHARES APPRECIATED
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Surrey with the Fringe on Top.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/10/2026
aaron rodgers moves like your computer cursor when you’re trying to use a mouse on a glass table
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Mr Catullus @mrcatullus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That Time interview shows how ill he really is. I don't think we're going to have to wait very long for the thing to happen.
Jim Stewartson. Deceleratio...
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This transcript is a laboratory for psychopathologies and cognitive decline. Trump has reduced everything to a persecution story.
Anything entering his perception that contradicts his alternate reality is just evidence of a conspiracy against him. This pattern is repeated dozens of times. It's not Trump being Trump; it is actual psychosis.
Paranoia is a key ingredient of malignant narcissism and it increases in people with dementia. Trump has lost any ability to take in information, process it normally, and respond. His brain's salience network no longer functions. He can no longer tell what matters- even to himself
He cannot form chains of thought and rational judgements because he no longer lives in the objective world. Every probe from reality is just a personal attack on his dominance. Every critic is a traitor.
He has collapsed into his own ego and he has nowhere left to run. All he has left is to destroy the world--so it can't bother him anymore.
"Psychosis is a state of absolute narcissism, one in which the person has broken all connection with reality outside."
- Erich Fromm. The Heart of Man. 1964
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Mr Catullus @mrcatullus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just finished the entire thing and feel quite dizzy. He has lost almost all touch with objective reality.
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Mr Catullus @mrcatullus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Should be posted in every school
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Mr Catullus @mrcatullus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a gruesome spectacle from any angle
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Moxie Meow @moxiemeow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh thank god, I'm not the only person who thinks the Constitution actually kinda sucks rocks. bsky.app/profile/angr...
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Shawn Wildermuth @wildermuth.com · 29/09/2026
No notes
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Know you no ball, sir, at long last? Have you left no knowledge of ball?
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If a sentence in your newscast starts with “President Trump says…” you’re failing your audience.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you’re a dude thinking “i’ve never done anything disgusting” (citations needed) then you’ve more than likely sat there quietly while your friend did something disgusting or bragged about doing something disgusting. you cannot absolve yourself.
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Mr Catullus @mrcatullus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yup
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's weird because Nirvana is now old whereas I am exactly the same age I was in 1992
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please share. #Pinks
girlyfeminist girlyfeminist
l've been a SA advocate for decades:
NEVER go to campus resources for a SA. Call a rape care hotline/program (off campus), get a SA advocate (they're free), go to a SART hospital for care (and evidence collection if you choose).
They activate the police. Schools have NO business in this process and will minimize and bury it. It's a criminal matter, not an administrative matter.
Period. No exceptions.
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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MLB has uploaded the top of the ninth inning of today's Mariners game, followed by Rick Rizzs' postgame remarks, to YouTube.
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FINAL INNING AND SPEECH: The LEGENDARY Rick Rizzs signs off for the Mariners! | MLB Highlights
YouTube video by MLB
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John Bate @jflb96.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It goes like this, The fourth, the fifth, The minor fall, the major lift
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Mr Catullus @mrcatullus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is so cool 😎 www.instagram.com/toddalcott?s...
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Emo Philips @emophilips.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
now is the autumnal equinox of our discontent
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just gonna light this bag of dogshit on fire and walk away from the doorstep, but the people in media I hear saying AI has made them "more productive" appear to be producing less than ever, and worse things than ever. I wonder if they can even tell.
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Tony Adornato @robottony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This one's for all the style guide + headline nerds ... ... ... OXFORD KARMA
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🤣
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
cats by 90
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The sounds of broken bodies striking the earth intensify. Brief screams of agony fill the night, blending together in an unrelenting chorus of the macabre. Windshields shatter. Roofs collapse. Streets run crimson as rivers of blood rush into overflowing sewers. It’s raining men.
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mrkickbacknchill.bsky.social @mrkickbacknchill.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Save a horse, punch a racist, or however that song goes
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@DoctorPenisBoob

this is my all time favorite trolley problem

nobody is in danger

however, you can pull the lever to make the train get closer just so you can wave at all the people
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Frank/Paco @frankmartin10.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
and THAT is the night that the lights went out in Doak Campbell
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Your Dog’s Crush 🐶💞 @pupcoach.edm.blue · 07/09/2026
Calla’s Corner is officially LIVE!! This might be a show for kids, but I’ll work to include some fun facts each week that even adults might not know. The trailer is posted, and Ep1 drops Saturday morning at 8am sharp! youtu.be/JSMhIGebRBc?...
Playful illustration with happy Saint Bernard face over paint circular swipe, with words “calla’s corner”
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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026
every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡
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captainfrogbert.bsky.social @captainfrogbert.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Frogbert's Corollary to Poe's Law: It is impossible to write anything so stupid it cannot be reasonably attributed to Donald Trump.
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Mr Catullus @mrcatullus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Spend my dollar Parked in a holler 'neath the mountain moonlight... Uhh 🤔 What, exactly, was ol' Randy spending his dollar on? I have a few ideas. 😬
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