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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Contrail @contrail.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Have these doctors considered that if he loses a lot of weight that poses a mental health risk to me?
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your Trypophobia Burrito.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny?
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I prefer the sequel, Prison Mike
Steve Carell as Michael Scott from The Office. He’s giving a presentation as “Prison Mike.” He’s wearing a purple bandanna and frowning
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I say this with no exaggeration whatsoever: Thomas the Train/Tank Engine is the most aggressively fascist thing committed to film since Triumph of the Will
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ashley (ravens 2-1) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
trans rights frankly is a top 5, potentially top 3 issue for me despite not being trans and not having any trans family being bigoted against trans folks not only hurts my trans friends and every trans person but is so predictive of further bigotry
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The Old Hack @the-old-hack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’ve seen people online argue that going the posted speed limit in the passing lane is ACTUALLY illegal. They argue the passing lane effectively has no speed limit. You can go however fast you need to go to pass!
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Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/07/2026
a few other thoughts about lindsey graham
youtu.be
Why did Lindsey Graham go from Trump critic to MAGA loyalist?
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“It's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other 'exactlyyyyyy’”
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Tom Nichols is terrible but we pretend he isn’t
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
People just saying’ shit these days. No connection to objective reality necessary, apparently.
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Jeremy Yoder says no war @jbyoder.org · 22/06/2026
I'm not sure I've ever seen a single sentence go downhill this far and this fast
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
All of these proposals (other than maybe #6) are wrong headed. A ban on anonymous user names only benefits the powerful who can use real world tools (threats of job loss, harassment by lunatics, swatting, etc) to quiet troublemakers.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The 2013 Johnathan Glazer / ScoJo film took some liberties when adapting this
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Pokemon Go to The Hague
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.
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Will Harris @willharrisinva.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I know when we’ll see a lot of ‘em.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thousands of people here telling you to “shut the fuck up.” How is that not friction? Or does the “friction” you yearn for need to be instigated by right wingers?
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Imagine saying this shit then turning off replies immediately, lol.
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Tomato Szn @bskylife.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Fords Theatre completes mostly successful performance of Our American Cousin.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
youtu.be/ulOLYnOthIw?...
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Prince - Batdance (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Prince
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
its just bizarre to me to say that bluesky is a siloed off bubble detached from real debate when everyone over here hates the president with a 30% approval and everyone over there thinks things are going so well that we have entered a 1000 year conservative reign
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Immediate unconditional surrender. Demoralizing for everyone that fought so hard for this. This person must never hold public office again.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I respect how Popeye sidestepped the whole Wimpy conundrum by not offering Hamburgers at his restaurants.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
However much hate you got, it wasn’t enough.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
youtu.be/u3JxRSUXR9s?...
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DJ Mike Llama - Llama Whippin' Intro in Winamp in Windows XP
YouTube video by Web Design Museum
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
erika kirk frowning next to michael scott in the purple bandana frowning
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Sopranos The Wire Breaking Bad The Leftovers Mad Men The Office(US) 30 Rock Arrested Development Park and Rec Always Sunny Lost Deadwood Succession Boardwalk Empire Game of Thrones
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Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Getting mad every time I watch The Sopranos because gas is only 97 cents in the opening credits
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Elden Ring quest-giver-with-sinister-ulterior-motive looking ass.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
To tell an obvious lie without consequence is more menacing than a subtle lie would be, because an obvious lie demonstrates domination more perfectly, so the more obvious the lie, the more virtuous a fascist finds it.
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I will provide the answer to this question for 5000 American dollars.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Garfield is looking at a “No Garfield” sign and saying “huh. Wonder who that’s for”
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Matt Tobey @mtobey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
*to the tune of sweet caroline* Pope's weak on crime Ba ba baaaaa
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My ‘I barely know the world’s most famous child molester press conference’ is raising a lot of questions already answered by my ‘I barely know the world’s most famous child molester press conference’
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trevin @trevinflickinger.com · 09/04/2026
Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
NYT is laser focused on the important issues
Bar Graph from the New York Times

Number of X posts that mention “the F word” by month.

Democrats average about 5 fucks per month (fpm) from 2020-2024, after Trumps election it’s in the 10-20 per month range.

Republicans average 1-5 fucks per month with a huge spike to 30 when Charlie Kirk died, an event the Times specifically calls out on the graph, lol
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
If you’re enough of a dweeb to know what an “Avignon Papacy” is, you’re too much of a dweeb to pull it off
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Counting or not counting Gang Pickleball Accidents?
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
“You can’t summarize the U.S. in a single image.”
Strip mall. A store called Mr. Gun Dealer directly next to a store called Kid to Kid
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Franky Pelvis @frankypelvis.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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