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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc

@skyhigh.northsky.social
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He/Him. ADHD af. Veteran. B WITH the T. Former infantry, bouncer, bodyguard, pro wrestler. Too old for that now. Posting whatever pops into my head, and some of it’s a ride. There will be cursing.

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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 30m
It's a-me, a-nightmare
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 41m
This mothafucker wouldn't make it in the actual military.
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 45m
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
ALT: J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 51m
Chat, is this good?
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 52m
Yeah, sure, let me pay for those fucking datacenters I don't want.
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Playboy @playboy.com · 1h
"I think men need to challenge other men when women aren’t in the room. That’s where a lot of this culture survives, in the joke nobody challenges, the story everybody laughs at." Read the Playboy interview here:
playboy.com
Meet The "South Park" Writer Behind the Viral "Cornell 7" Website
Cornell University has been the subject of innumerable headlines this week, as an anonymous woman’s lawsuit against the university over her alleged 2024 rape prompted New York prosecutors to reopen th...
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 8h
🤣
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 23h
Holup. So Superman has super breath that can freeze stuff or blow it away. What those farts do?
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 23h
i hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...
type-click-type.ghost.io
Liberty Biberty Is My Enemy
Get it out of here.
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 23h
Holup. So Superman has super breath that can freeze stuff or blow it away. What those farts do?
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
Put that on every TV in the country.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
Turning Red was released a while ago, and K Pop was released *before* Trumps policies made it so a lot of Americans are struggling to put food on the table. A $50+ trip to the movies isn't high on the priority list.
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Lori Trani @ltrani.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Every solution I propose places the burden of change on men, governments, and institutions—not on women. Women have endured absurd lectures for generations that it is on them to solve this problem.”
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
if you’re a dude reading this like “gawrsh this is awful what can i do” it is 100% to shut down your cousins / friends / bros when they do shit like this. Shame them. Impose social stigma for them lesser weevils who think harassing marginalized people in creative industries is OK
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ashley (ravens 2-1) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Andy Beshear forever, man
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

Anthony Aguero Live
Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

@mt ... . 1d

@Anth ... . 1d
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh to have "I keep knicknacks in the spare fridge" money.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1. Jay Feely, a former NFL kicker and a GOP candidate for Congress in Arizona, has made “protecting women’s sports” a centerpiece of his election campaign. So I reviewed years of Feely’s podcast appearances to see what he actually thinks about female athletes. 🧵
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
So sue me, the tone is monotonous, it sooths me sometimes.
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Edward Cullen Robert Pattinson
ALT: Edward Cullen Robert Pattinson
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Lindsay @iamlindsayd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy 9/27 day for all those who celebrate.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 27/09/2026
This is still true
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, we going 0-16
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never heard of it. Country song?
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
George Michael deserved better than this.
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Planned VMAs Tribute To George Michael Called Out For Not Featuring Any LGBTQ+ Artists
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“If you find two ants in your kitchen, the best estimate of the total number of ants in your kitchen is not two.”
Nathan Calvin 
@ NathanCalvin
X.com
If you find two ants in your kitchen, the best estimate of the total number of ants in your kitchen is not two x.com/ OpenAl/status/...
@ OpenAl @OpenAI • 8/4/26
We're detailing two new incidents that occurred during external cyber evaluations conducted by independent evaluation partners....
11:18 PM • 8/4/26 • 250K Views
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James Felix Black @tft.io · 27/09/2026
“Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?” “No. Have you?” Jenette Goldstein will always have a place in my heart.
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DogDadBod @dogsdadbod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Tom Holland's Iconic Umbrella Dance Performance
ALT: Tom Holland's Iconic Umbrella Dance Performance
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Your Majesty 👑 @the3jsmom.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
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Sandy & Danny Dance at Grease Prom
ALT: Sandy & Danny Dance at Grease Prom
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎶Girl…🎶
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
who gives a fuck what the hologram wants? is everyone suffering from a series of brain injuries
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
OK, ignoring the "that's how insurance works" part, how is giving someone money for a service and not using said service fraud? How is the person being accused of fraud benefitting? The people are so fucking stupid.
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh lordt they turned it into a full weekend.
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jeff Goldblum: Well, There It Is
ALT: Jeff Goldblum: Well, There It Is
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
Putin's getting his ass kicked by Ukraine. What does he think provoking NATO is going to do?
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The Kyiv Independent @kyivindependent.com · 26/09/2026
⚡Germany links arson attack near Ukraine-supplying drone maker Helsing to Russia's GRU. The arson attack took place in Munich on Sept. 3, when several incendiary devices were thrown from a passing car onto a construction site near the headquarters of Rohde & Schwarz and Helsing.
kyivindependent.com
Germany links arson attack near Ukraine-supplying drone maker Helsing to Russia's GRU
The arson attack took place in Munich on Sept. 3, when several incendiary devices were thrown from a passing car onto a construction site near the headquarters of Rohde & Schwarz and Helsing.
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
My introvert teenage daughter seems to have been adopted by two extrovert girls who are at this moment eating my food. Not sure what a third is for, but if they suddenly find a fourth, I'mma get suspicious
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026
🧐 www.axios.com/2024/10/25/m...
axios.com
Scoop: Meta strikes multi-year AI deal with Reuters
It's the first news deal Meta has made in the AI era.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s genuinely fascinating how establishment democratic politics in big cities has become so ossified and incompetent that they’ve created a huge lane for the left to embrace good government reforms and build a broad coalition of socialists and technocrats
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These stories usually get public giggles and eye rolls. But these are bad dude training camps. They prey on insecure young men and offer a way out of their anxiety: aggression, stunted emotions, masculinism, punishment as “love.”
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are psychopaths with more empathy
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've seen 1, 6, and 11.
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need more weather reports like this lol
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WEATHER IS HAPPENING @weatherishappening.com · 25/09/2026
/ U CULD SEE UR NOR'EASTER HEADED 2WARDS SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND & BOSTON QUITE CLEARLY ON THIS FUTURE BLOBDAR / UP2 5 INCH FREE WATER FROM UR WEATHER LORDS / W/ A WICKED WIND W/ WICKED GUSTS UP2 55 MPH / MOST OF UR FRIDAY THO UR WETLESS / RAINBLOBS FLOAT OVER SUMTIME FRINITE / TEMPS IN THE MID 60S
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Ham @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
WHO. WHO DIDN'T KNOW. I WANT ACTUAL GOVERNMENT NAMES.
Title that reads "10 Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Gay" and the #6 entry is John Waters with a picture of John Waters
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The stoner formerly known as HighTweetsInc @skyhigh.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
I keep saying, sometimes the worst thing you can do to someone is give them exactly what they want.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place
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