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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
WHY IS THE ACC AFRAID OF LETTING SMU AND FSU PLAY IN THE DARK
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 02/12/2024
You're off the force, Apocrypha. You're a loose canon
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Same.
Daniel Huang
Dream Job: Retirement
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
wouldn't surprise me one bit to see a couple teams wind up in the world series this year
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Caroline Hack @carolinehack.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Absolutely loving this new merch design from New Bedford Whaling Museum store.whalingmuseum.org/en-gb/produc...
Black tee shirt with trip advisor type star review one star “Worst aquarium ever” and New Bedford Whaling museum in white text
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm taking things day by day (kleptomaniac)
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked
the ancient “don’t email my wife” meme, there’s a beige suburban house with 
“STOP NOW 
don’t email my wife!!!!”
written on the white garage doors in red paint
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
Dogs hate fireworks because, like all higher creatures, they detest war.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
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sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
literally watergate
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This game went full Dolly Parton
Astros 9 Royals 5 after 1 inning
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mypalgrant.bsky.social @mypalgrant.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Adam Silver must despise you Pablo
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Cher is short for Jack Reacher
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Let this radicalize you
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 27/04/2023
FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli. ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.
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Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️‍⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
What a great photo just added on the NASA Johnson Flickr page www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2...
Artemis II Return
NASA's Orion spacecraft carrying Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman, Pilot Victor Glover, and Mission Specialist Christina Koch from NASA, along with Mission Specialist Jeremy Hansen from the CSA (Canadian Space Agency), splashes down in the Pacific Ocean near San Diego, California, at 5:07 p.m. PDT, (8:07 p.m. EDT) on Friday, April 10, 2026. The Artemis II test flight launched on Wednesday, April 1, from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida to begin its 10-day journey around the Moon for scientific discovery, economic benefits, and to build on our foundation for the first crewed missions to Mars. NASA’s Landing and Recovery team and the U.S. military are coordinating efforts to extract the Artemis II crew from the Orion spacecraft. Credit: NASA/Josh Valcarcel
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mypalgrant.bsky.social @mypalgrant.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
this is beautiful
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CosmoQuest @cosmoquest.org · 02/04/2026
There are now 10 toilets in Space International Space Station: 4 Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1 Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1 Tiangong Space Station: 2 Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1 Artemis II on way around Moon: 1 This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!
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Darpo @darpo42.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
One of my coworkers, who is retiring at the end of the month, left work an hour early saying he didn’t want to lose an hour on the weekend so he was springing ahead now. Apparently he has been doing that for years.
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mypalgrant.bsky.social @mypalgrant.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
pray for peace
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
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mypalgrant.bsky.social @mypalgrant.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
this feels like a Faulkner novel
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Logan Dean @logandean.games · 08/02/2026
They got the big game on at the bar
Large television showing the boonta eve classic
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny now has more rushing yards than the New England Patriots
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Dropkin's shot to knock all 3 stones out with sound and replays
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Matthew Vinge @mvinge.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
67% of the homicides in Minneapolis and 50% of the homicides in all of Minnesota this year have been committed by federal agents. Read that again.
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mypalgrant.bsky.social @mypalgrant.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
dudes rock
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Only speaking personally, but today’s execution isn’t scaring me from protecting our neighbors, as some suggest is ICE’s goal. Nor am I angry with incandescent rage, in that I know such rage is unhelpful. Rather, I feel like it has forced me to truly accept that the same fate might befall me.
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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Paraphrasing @jasonkirk.fyi here but if you’re gonna fill my childhood with Sunday School stories about loving the weak and poor don’t blame me if I paid attention and took those lessons to heart.
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Jason Chavez @jchavezmpls.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family. gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
gofund.me
Donate to Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home, organized by sarai Orquiz
Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos is just 5 years old and currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and h… sarai Orquiz needs your support for Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I would argue that the case for dismantling ICE has, at this point, virtually nothing to do with larger questions of immigration enforcement and reform, it's just clearly incompatible with a free and democratic society to maintain a secret police force with sweeping and arbitrary authority.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
the Pope's team may have lost to the Antichrist
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this? [next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/11/2025
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/10/2025
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-…
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 20/10/2025
Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year
Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre
Andrew Harding
Paris correspondent, at the scene
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mypalgrant.bsky.social @mypalgrant.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
this is wild
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
rooting against teams is really much more satisfying then rooting for them
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
that was basically the inverse of a tush push
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/10/2025
Game-winning touchdown
Trevor Lawrence reclining
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Posting early 90s minivans as a timeline cleanse.
toyota previaford aerostarchevy lumina apvdodge grand caravan
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