pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Hey does anyone here have a run down amusement park they could sell me? I’m planning to construct a lair 2064442251
Serendipity Blue @serendipityblue.bsky.social · 13/12/2024In a similar vein, anyone have a run down library with a labyrinth of stacks for sale? 000
sarlekk.bsky.social @sarlekk.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Sorry best I got is a dilapidated tower on top of a mountain, or the premium volcano-shaped-like-a-skull villa. 010
Small Town Sunshine @smalltownsunshine.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Actually, the old 6 flags in Louisiana is for sale. 🤷♀️ 🤪 0140
Bela F Lugosi @belaflugosi.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Blackpool has 3 for sale. (North West UK)....you can use Blackpool Tower as your bat signal 060
skyler 🌿 @redskiesbynight.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Will the lair include spooky games with enticing prizes 010
Noah @smellycandle42.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Are you willing to move to Newfoundland www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...cbc.caBat-ridden Trinity Loop is up for grabs — again — as province searches for buyer for derelict property | CBC NewsThe Newfoundland and Labrador government is once again looking for a buyer to redevelop the abandoned Trinity Loop amusement park as a tourism destination. However, prospective buyers are encouraged t... 140
FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 13/12/2024For any interested parties: I will offer double whatever they offer 010
NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social · 13/12/2024This sounds like a job for Sherman. 😄dc.fandom.comSherman Fine (New Earth)A real estate agent for the criminals of Gotham City, Sherman Fine finds hideouts and lairs for a price. 6 Appearances of Sherman Fine (New Earth) 2 Images featuring Sherman Fine (New Earth) 1 Quotati... 000
fgwwolf.bsky.social @fgwwolf.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Buy action park! It might have less of a body count under you! 000
Donald (not the Facist) - 🥲USA 🇨🇦Friendly @dn-ny-mtl.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I know you’re joking but I met a guy last week that designs & builds them. Throwback Thursday. I’ll ask whether they have hidden lairs. 000
Galli @gallifreyknight.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Featuring such wonderful attractions as - SAW 1-9. Deathcoaster. The Sudden Stop. Starbucks. And Hell House. 010
Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I might trade for the right deep-sea location? 010
Scottacular @scottcrates.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I think Mr Robot and F Society are done with theirs… 030
It’s-Time-to-Fix-the-World @chestnutt71.bsky.social · 12/12/2024May I sublet the merry-go-round??? 000
Goggle Bob @gogglebob.com · 12/12/2024Actually now catcountry1073.com/sad-look-ins...catcountry1073.comSad look inside Wonderland Pier in Ocean City the day after it closedA lot was written about Wonderland Pier in Ocean City in the weeks leading up to its closing on Sunday — but what did it look like the day after it closed? 050
jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous @jazzrat2000.bsky.social · 13/12/2024After DeSantis gets done with it you ought to be able to buy Disney World for cheap in a couple of years 000
Azure Argent @azureargent.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Just like that, I need to watch Birds of Prey again! 010
I Have Opinions 🌈♾️🦋 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @shoutsatclouds.bsky.social · 13/12/2024You can hunt around for who owns this one, it's outside New Orleans. 020
Zephyr @warmwestwind.bsky.social · 13/12/2024rootgirl.bandcamp.com/album/the-lo...media.tenor.coma group of scooby doo characters looking at a book togetherALT: a group of scooby doo characters looking at a book together 030
aWolfPerhaps @ulfy.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I mean, bulding a run down anything is pretty easy, it's making it safe and functional that's the challenge. 000
jhenry922.bsky.social @jhenry922.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I know where you can get an old floating boat that was used for a McDonald's during the 1986 Expo in Vancouver 100
Shamelessly Mediocre Chad @chadfreeman.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I thought you were going to cause minor mayhem for some teens and a dog. 010
Julie 🏴 Sarab @juliesarab.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Seoul, South Korea. Good lair potential. Who doesn’t want to hide out in Magic Land? 040
Patrick Abdalla @paddyabs.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I believe the land is for sale. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_G...en.m.wikipedia.orgRocky Glen Park - Wikipedia 010
I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 12/12/2024You could probably get Dreamworld for a steal. Plus it's already haunted 1110
Roy G. Biv DeVoe @duncanmonserud.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Come on over to Adventureland www.adventurelandresort.com?utm_id=GMBtr...adventurelandresort.comWelcome to Adventureland | Adventureland ResortAdventureland Amusement Park and Adventure Bay Waterpark contain over 100 rides, shows, and attractions! 010
Odinshorror @odinshorror.bsky.social · 13/12/2024“Joyland” in Wichita ks. Idk if it’s still there now though. 020
distantloner.bsky.social @distantloner.bsky.social · 13/12/20241. Drill a hole in a clogged volcano that's threatening to explode at any second 2. Suddenly a lot of amusement parks are abandoned 3. Profit 000
Kelly Sutton (aka IglooChik)🐧 @igloochik.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I would love to find a tiny home on a tiny plot of land, enough for a small garden, and find a tiny dog to share it with me. 💕 Just putting it out there in the universe to manifest. 😝 130
alouzon 🍁 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @alouzon.bsky.social · 13/12/2024No, how about a seedy old plantation on the verge of a bayou? 010
Matt Rouse (Author) 🇨🇦🍁🐔 @authormattrouse.hookdm.com · 12/12/2024There’s one near my place in Nova Scotia. Cheap too! youtu.be/hpyJl0dIDpY?...youtu.beExploring the Abandoned Upper Clements Amusement Park (SECURITY HIDE & SEEK!)YouTube video by Riddim Ryder 030
Doug Warren @dougwar40k.bsky.social · 12/12/2024What is your supervillain theme? Real talk, if it's boats it's gonna be a huge hassle logistically. 010
Bobobo-bo “Twitter” Bo-bobo @bobobobobob.bsky.social · 12/12/2024If you need an enormous lair, boy are you in luck www.theatlantic.com/photo/2021/0...theatlantic.comWonderland Abandoned: The Swift Fall of “Europe's Biggest Theme Park”A massive theme park in Ankara, Turkey, closed after less than a year of operation, sits abandoned, a symbol of ambition, waste, and political turmoil. 020
book-of-eli.bsky.social @book-of-eli.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Me playing fallout 4 in Nuka Cola world 000
wolftic.bsky.social @wolftic.bsky.social · 12/12/2024www.icelandreview.com/news/economy... ?icelandreview.comErupting Volcano For SaleOwners of the land where the currently active Fagradalsfjall eruption site is located have stated that the estate or parts of it are available for the right price. Landowners state they have received ... 030
elayaray.bsky.social @elayaray.bsky.social · 13/12/2024If there's electricity, water, bathrooms & at least 2 working rides, then I'll go in on it with you...in exchange for unlimited ride tickets, 1 giant stuffed unicorn, 12 usable darts from the balloon pop game + 3 corn dogs per week, for life. 020
💀Orbit Boo-y💀 @orbitboy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Crinkley Bottom. An entire leisure park based on a pink maniac who screamed, knocked things over and fell onto tables. Sounds perfect. 000
suecrow.bsky.social @suecrow.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Check out the Shell Factory in North Fort Myers Florida 000
Chris Scalzo @chrisscalzo.bsky.social · 13/12/2024You need a bunch of penguins with rockets? I know a guy. 010
Kitty Kowalski @kittykowalski.bsky.social · 12/12/2024There is one in Denver that looks amazing en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakesid...en.m.wikipedia.orgLakeside Amusement Park - Wikipedia 010
infinicat.bsky.social @infinicat.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Okay I’ve been on Blue Sky for like 15 minutes and I’ve already found posts like this. I feel like I’m home 🤣🤣 1111
David L. Strugar 🐸🖖🌈 @dstroogie.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I have a pair of hyenas that need re-housing if you need them. 010
Saint Helena Island Info @shislandinfo.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Tip: teach your henchpersons to shoot straight. 020
AltSamPiper @altsampiper.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Pretty sure there's one in Louisiana that would fit the bill. www.atlasobscura.com/articles/aba...atlasobscura.comThe Brief Rise and Steep Fall of Six Flags New OrleansNearly 20 years after Hurricane Katrina, the abandoned amusement park that became a symbol of the city still bears deep scars. 2202
Ben Fishingman @benfishingman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024No but I have a big old haunted elementary school I would let go for the right price. 010
rad_thundercat @radthundercat.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Read that as liar and was extremely intrigued 010
Your Pal CJ @pandafresh.bsky.social · 12/12/2024you promise not to turn into a scooby doo villain, right? 040
Otterby @otterby.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I used to live in a haunted mobile home next to an abandoned amusement park and across from a cemetery. I lived in a lair adjacent and never realized it! 040
(ac)abigail ⛓️💥 @tackycamp.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Top tier villain lair: youtu.be/QFYZ9mIe6Cw?...youtu.beClosed For Storm: The Abandoned Six Flags Theme Park (New Orleans)YouTube video by Factual America Podcast 020
CappyCat @cappykitten.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Okay, I'll be sure to make the payment out to one Jack Napier. 010
Wheat @wheat856.bsky.social · 13/12/2024If you dont find run down amusement park then abandoned car will work fine 000
LiarSpeaksTheTruth @liarspeaksthetruth.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Disney World will probably be available soon. 010
Wayne Out West @waynehedges.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I've heard Velma and Shaggy became real estate agents! They know the best ones, too!media.tenor.comscooby doo and his friends are riding in a green mystery machineALT: scooby doo and his friends are riding in a green mystery machine 000
maryeterrell.bsky.social @maryeterrell.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Sounds like you’ve been watching the Supergirl movie.media.tenor.coma woman with a surprised look on her face is pointingALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face is pointing 000
🍉 mutt 🔞 @mutt-and-cat.bsky.social · 13/12/2024A shut-down observatory also works great! But I can TOTALLY understand if you're going for that Scooby-Doo: Spooky Island vibe. 000
Millennials For Guillotines @milenials4guilotin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Best I can do is an abandoned church. 020
Steph where I'm planted @westernsky40.bsky.social · 12/12/2024There is this weird derelict space rocket thingy in this rando field on the west side of the I-10 freeway between Tucson and Phoenix. You can have it for your lair, I would say. 030
holleyb.bsky.social @holleyb.bsky.social · 13/12/2024There's a big one in New Orleans East, right near the lake and the swamps. 010
Bill Ahearn @bahearn.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Ask this guymedia.tenor.coma cartoon character says i 'm so happy while riding a roller coasterALT: a cartoon character says i 'm so happy while riding a roller coaster 030
Jim Waldorf (The Old Man) @democracy-123.bsky.social · 12/12/2024The one on Pennsylvania Avenue in DC. can be bought cheap, in late January, no broker fees. Buy direct from the guy that thinks he owns it. 010
BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 12/12/2024evermore will probably go up for sale again soon 000
Ryan - New England Photographer @bostonphotographer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Unfortunately, I only have a tropical island with a volcano in the shape of a skull 020
Renaissance Man @renaissancemn.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Jazz Land / Six Flags New Orleans nola.gov/next/economi...nola.govEconomic Development - Topics - Jazzland-Six Flags Frequently Asked Questions - City of New Orleans 010
🫡 🇺🇸 Never heard of him 🚮 🔚 🔜 @backlitkeyboard.bsky.social · 13/12/2024are you going to tilt the floor? 020
O G Paka @og-paka.com · 13/12/2024No, but I do know where you can buy an event center, cheap and on The Strip too! news3lv.com/news/local/n...news3lv.comNo bids yet for Cashman Center as interested parties seek land entitlement clauseNo official bids were submitted for Cashman Center near Downtown Las Vegas during an auction period this month, with land-use entitlements cited as saThe city 000
ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Sure, but only if you use it to mess with some Hippie kids and their cowardly dog. You must also wear costumes, I don't care what kind, but they and your methodology, should be elaborate and complicated. 000
Internet Opinion @bensonisrad.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Hmmm hmmm hmmm. I have a lot of empty spray paint cans that are more or less covered in bees. Mostly harmless bumble bees. Coyotes are still out there. I will give it to you for 550. 000
🌎🍒GoryGorilla🃏🏔 @gorygorilla.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Theres one in my city. I love it. It reminds me of Silent Hill 3. I went there for my birthday and won a shark tale poster that looked like it's been there. Also has a lake so that's a bonus. You could build your lair above and under the water. Also a train goes around the lake it's super cute. 010
🇨🇦🍁 MicroRave 🍁🇨🇦 @microrave.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I can get you a rock pile in the middle of an old farmer's field. Comes with about 300 cats. 000
Demonic Critter (Mike) @illumrial.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I heard disused malls are big right now. 070
Lobster Boy @lobsterboy65.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Why yes. Yes I do. But it's underwater and I can only accept Bitcoin or expensive Trump merch for it. 010
Violet Green🇦🇺 @violet-green.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Dreamworld on the gold coast hasn't shut down yet, but it's one more death off that. Plus they haven't been servicing their rides for a while. 000
Aesirian @aesirian.bsky.social · 13/12/2024If the Batman TV show taught me anything, you need to also find one that matches your theme, like aquariums for Penguin or Feline World for Catwoman. Narrows it down a bit at least. 030
S.R. Morton | Author is Officially Published! ☕️ @srmorton.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I might have one in the backseat. Just push all that other stuff to the side. 010
WWPunctuate @willpunctuate.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I do know of an old Tourist Rest on a haunted lake in Michigan. Been for sale for years. 000
The Mystery Machine @themysterymachine.bsky.social · 12/12/2024ill rent a space from you. lets us freaks unite. 000
sweetfir @sweetfir.net · 12/12/2024together we could purchase Ebenezer Floppen Slopper's Wonderful Water Slides 010
Taildragger John @taildragger-john.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I know where a abandoned Gold Mine is in the woods. It's a trifle dangerous & full of snakes, spiders, bats & an occasional bear. 010
Bob in Houston - Be Someone @daprofessorhtx.bsky.social · 13/12/2024You asked a day too late. Just put away my summer amusement parks for the winter. Can I get back with you in March? 000
JaneCNK80Q3 @janecnk80q3.bsky.social · 13/12/2024en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geauga_...en.m.wikipedia.orgGeauga Lake - Wikipedia 120
EJ Montijo @ejinthecloud.bsky.social · 12/12/2024You taking applications for goons or henchmen? I'm an out-of-work mad scientist. 030
Gerald Lohnas @geraldlohnas.bsky.social · 12/12/2024en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enchant...en.m.wikipedia.orgEnchanted Forest (Maryland) - Wikipedia 030
Jenny @jenniferphilp.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Sure. There's a waterpark near Ubud in Bali that needs a lot of attention 000
Bulk Bogan @dwb252.bsky.social · 12/12/2024This is plot to a scooby doo movie with spoilers scrappy doo, yes? 150
Doctor Lexus @dblexus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I reckon you'll get away with it. All the kids who would've been meddlin' back in the day are busy with their new fangled Tickin' and a Tockin' 010
crash11.bsky.social @crash11.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Check New Orleans. Six Flags may be able to accommodate. 010
Chris Williams @chrisnjwilliams.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Why not just take a job as janitor there, then put on a ghost costume and drive people away? The price will get lower and then you can buy it for cheap. 1840
Eric Heimlich @eheimlich.bsky.social · 12/12/2024More of a circus but for salemedia.tenor.coma man is standing in front of the white house and pointing at it .ALT: a man is standing in front of the white house and pointing at it . 1163
Dave Waggy @davewaggy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024im trying for a timeshare on a volcano in Iceland for my lair 000
Johnny 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Let me go check the other room. I'll be right back. 000
Punkwhovian.bsky.social @punkwhovian.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Will you be hiring minions I'd like to fill out an application 000
Jed Eckert @jedeckert.bsky.social · 12/12/2024If you go to Disneyland Paris and claim it as yours, they’ll probably just surrender. 080
𓅃 @whisperfist.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Join me digging a tunnel to the magma chamber below supposedly ‘extinct volcano Mt Warning’ - we’ll get there twice as fast and hold the whole East Coast to ransom. 000
An RX guy @jaypmo76.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Good day! How would you feel about moving to Wichita? I think you’d do very well there. Look for a place called ‘Joyland’. Perfect cover! 120
Brandon DuBois @another-gamerguy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Is it fine if theres only rats and the current people living there myself included? Also if you have a job where I can stand at a door saying "Better what out for da fricken BAT-" that would be ideal too with maybe some health insurance on the side. Its yours 000
Anthony Tribuzio Sr. @tribuzio.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Have you tried exploring abandoned sewers and tunnels? Or are you exclusively looking for amusement parks? Lmao 010
xXTheFETTXx @xxthefettxx.bsky.social · 13/12/2024How about an abandon renaissance faire? www.onlyinyourstate.com/experiences/...onlyinyourstate.comA Closer Look At This Abandoned Renaissance Faire In VirginiaLeft abandoned for decades now, the Renaissance Faire in Virginia is a relic of days gone by. Here's more on this fascinating town. 000
Andy Ramsey @andyramsey.bsky.social · 12/12/2024The Wayans' theme park appears to be on hold the past 15 years. Give Keenan or Kim a call and let's make this finally happen! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...hollywoodreporter.comWayans studio, theme park back on trackOAKLAND, Calif. -- The Wayans brothers could soon be headed back to the bargaining table to build a movie studio and theme park after an earlier agreement with the city ended with little progress on t... 010
MiksMesses; @miksmesses.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Dang! Billie Jean and her crew are there right now.media.tenor.coma woman with short hair is standing in front of a wall and talking on a cell phone .Alt: a woman with short hair is standing in front of a wall and talking on a cell phone . Edit: NOT on a phone because this is from Billie Jean, a movie in the 80s. 000
Marshall Getto @marshallgetto.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I just sold mine for a volcano island base. Upgraaaaaade! 020
rikules.bsky.social @rikules.bsky.social · 13/12/2024 ‘sell a run down amusement park’ is that a metaphor for what trump is doing to America? 000
KJ McGee @kjmcgee.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I'm sorry I can't help you. But I do have a nice bridge you might be interested in. Crypto accepted, too. 😎 010
SiddiqRex @tzadeekrex.bsky.social · 12/12/2024No but I have loose-fitting monster mask, if someone were needing to pull it off with a flourish 040
clairvoyauntrebel.bsky.social @clairvoyauntrebel.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Dallas just bought Adventure Land, sorry. apple.news/AYH3LjE7vQdu...apple.newsDallas approves spending $13.7 million to buy amusement park — The Dallas Morning NewsThe city would take over property in Far North Dallas where Adventure Landing and two soccer fields sit. 020
Mike Vachow @mikevachow.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Bout to be a jillion Top Golfs available, but even abandoned, they don’t seem creepy enough for a proper lair. 000
Deadpeul @deadpeul.bsky.social · 13/12/2024If you see some kids and a dog in a van, leave town! They already know it's you! 000
Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 13/12/2024en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates... Just watch out for this guy.media.tenor.coma group of people are riding in a red car with a stuffed rabbit on the back .ALT: a group of people are riding in a red car with a stuffed rabbit on the back . 000
TheToneShow @thetoneshow.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Luna Park in Brooklyn's Coney Island is not abandoned but it's the slow season I'm sure you took take on the remaining tourist and random Nathan's hot dog workers loitering around 000
Saturn sux @myhandleisperfect.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Unfortunately I'm using my abandoned amusement park rn so I can't sell it to you but I don't mind sharing if you can tolerate my near constant evil laughter 010
Dolorlux - Ally of NAFO @dolorlux.bsky.social · 14/12/2024You'll have a few to pick from after 4 years. 000
irunamuk @irunamuk.bsky.social · 13/12/2024lol there’s a legit run down water park not far from me 000
Chainsaws_n_meth @chainsawsandmeth.bsky.social · 13/12/2024www.abandonedspaces.com/public/joyla...abandonedspaces.comJoyland: The Deadly Amusement Park That Now Sits Open To LootersThe once-popular park is being reclaimed by nature. 030
ALD9119 @ald9119.bsky.social · 13/12/2024There’s one in Arkansas that used to be called Dogpatch USA. I think it’s been sold several times with plans to fix it up but I don’t think they’ve done anything with it. So it’s probably still rundown. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogpatc...en.m.wikipedia.orgDogpatch USA - Wikipedia 100
Tronquer @tronquer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Nice, if by any chance you get offered two, drop me a DM as I fancy a lair also 000
PhDsurfbum @phdsurfbum.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I believe there is an entire town for sale in Nevada. Casino included. Also an airstrip, because driving there is perilous. Do I get a finders fee? 100
Jaxspeak (Usdi Asgaya) @jaxspeaks.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Why, just invite Trump over i havnt seen or heard a bigger liar 010
E Red @e-dogg420.bsky.social · 12/12/2024An amusement mile, like Joker’s amusement mile would SLAP!! 010
Svipul Epicene @svipulepicene.bsky.social · 13/12/2024There's a good one near Chernobyl. Its sort of a warzone at the moment. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pripyat...en.m.wikipedia.orgPripyat amusement park - Wikipedia 000
C. Yote @yotetheelf.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Is it okay if it has a theme? Cuz I might know a guy who might know a guy who might be the current owner of Hotdog Heaven. 000
Blimbi @blimbi.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I’m trying to place if this is coming from old Batman or current mascot horror games. 000
