Reposted by MichaelGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I keep thinking I'm getting jumped into gangs, but they're just beating the shit out of me. 529223
Reposted by MichaelAlex Coal 🐙 @alexxxcoal.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Miss me? I'm on my sites most of the time these days. 🥰 AlexCoalxxx.com 1220230
Reposted by Michaelpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful 6278281491
Reposted by MichaelAlex Coal 🐙 @alexxxcoal.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I don't use Facebook. Please don't promote a catfish's Facebook All my real links are on this list Alexcoalxxx.com Anything else is fake.alexcoalxxx.comAlex Coal ♀️ (42 links)All my links in one place. 49016
Reposted by Michaelpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it 3480091381
Reposted by MichaelJeff Nascimento @jnascim.info · 03/01/2026Andor 2x09 ou Mundo, 3 de janeiro de 2026 111896472
Reposted by MichaelPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Thinking about the totally relatable John Hughes film SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL, in which a teenage boy has to choose between a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet. 100123763
Reposted by MichaelGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Shout out to the top 5 ables in the world, veget, syll, valu, Lunch, and Les Miser. 25888107
Reposted by Michaelceej @ceej.online · 17/02/2025“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real 572837381
Reposted by MichaelRaven @ravenalternative.bsky.social · 01/01/2026congrats on hanging in there for another year, beyond proud of you ❤️ NOW LET'S MAKE THIS THE BEST YEAR EVER! 1692
Reposted by MichaelRaven @ravenalternative.bsky.social · 31/12/2025four years of the same set (that hair growth though 👀) 4774
Reposted by Michaelsplendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 28/12/2025painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago 7257911316
Reposted by MichaelPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Candles gleaming Children screaming All blood shall be spilled So blade or gun It matters none ‘Cuz Santa Claus can’t be killed 5681155
Reposted by MichaelGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas with the yule logs and the chestnuts roasting on open fires and the reindeer games and whatnot and so forth and so on! 1658546
Reposted by Michaeljosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/12/2025in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference 101024105
Reposted by MichaelByronic Commando @wench.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch! 3261181066
Reposted by MichaelAlex Coal 🐙 @alexxxcoal.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I just wanted to say thank you for all your support. 🥰🎄🎁 Message me on any of my subscription sites, AlexCoalxxx.com for full details about everything that's on sale. Lasts till January 1st ✨ 5739
Reposted by Michaelyoafterdark.bsky.social @yoafterdark.bsky.social · 21/12/2025@alexxxcoal.bsky.social 0176
Reposted by MichaelOBoogie @oboogie.bsky.social · 12/12/2025U.S. pals: Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army. There are better charities out there. Much better. 297154206223
Reposted by MichaelPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 11/12/2025“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?” 1206233739
Reposted by Michaelpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I have a feeling this will be the most controversial FIFA Peace Prize since 1938 when they awarded it to Adolf Hitler 972277
Reposted by MichaelGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world. 582414464
Reposted by Michaelpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Bribing a FIFA official (he is wearing a shirt that says ‘FIFA Official’) by handing him a great big sack with a dollar sign and the word ‘BRIBE’ on it 2559137
Reposted by MichaelPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 06/12/2025FIFA just gave me an EGOT. #humbled #grateful 1644176380
Reposted by MichaelPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 01/12/2025With the traditional hanging of the Quint ornament, the Oswalt Family Christmas Season has begun. 111182469
Reposted by MichaelLee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 28/11/2025“I was just following otters.” 8696211961
Reposted by MichaelBrown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Time to decorate the tree! 615733
Reposted by MichaelPhorrums @phorrums.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study ) 136104673717
Reposted by Michaelpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/11/2025In a dangerous new trend, young Wizard of Oz fans are “Buddy Ebsening” - coating their bodies in toxic aluminum dust to get high 1764688
Reposted by Michaelpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I’m starting to think this Jeffrey Epstein guy was up to no good 281554114
Reposted by MichaelAbe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer @eldashraheb.bsky.social · 05/11/2025If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE 839197553566
Reposted by Michaeljosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 31/10/2025It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It" 221982241
Reposted by MichaelGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Shit. Accidentally went to the Chicken a la King March. Food was good though. 1467463
Reposted by MichaelMatthew Wilding @matthewwilding.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Fun fact: Bluesky is outperforming Twitter on conversions for my Kickstarter by 900%. Despite it having the most followers of any platform for me, Twitter is converting at lower numbers than EVERY OTHER social media platform I'm using (Facebook, Threads, Instagram, Bluesky). 914115280
Reposted by MichaelGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Quick, burn all your Antifa membership cards. I'm havin' Pete climb the tree and take the clubhouse down. And don't do the secret handshake in public and whatnot! 661433231
Reposted by MichaelAlex Coal 🐙 @alexxxcoal.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I am not posting new nudes on Twitter while it is owned by a bigot. If I see you taking my new personal photos off of Blue sky and posting them on Twitter I'm going to block you on every website for blatantly disrespecting me and my wishes. 2317816
Reposted by MichaelGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15/09/2025It's bullshit that Elton John only sang about a tiny dancer. Just once he coulda dropped a jam about a fat-as-hell dancer. 3067644
Reposted by MichaelLukeWho13 @lukewho13.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Sexy booty pictures of the beautiful @alexxxcoal.bsky.social 🥰🍑😋 2538
Reposted by MichaelMark @mhwandc.bsky.social · 13/09/2025The stunning @alexxxcoal.bsky.social is my Saturday Stunner. I hope you have a great weekend, Alex!!! 🫶 #Saturday #SaturdayStunner #AlexCoal 3708
Reposted by MichaelFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 16/09/2025One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two. 119110863113
Reposted by MichaelBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Saved you a click: they beheaded a horse 521769189
Reposted by MichaelJoe Dante @thejoedante.bsky.social · 10/09/2025RIP Polly Holliday, a.k.a. Mrs. Deagle. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/a...nytimes.comPolly Holliday, a Sassy Waitress on the Sitcom ‘Alice,’ Dies at 88 441241198
