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ninjamonkky.bsky.social

@ninjamonkky.bsky.social
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He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 Grey Wizard, Union man, Book hoarder, Cornicopia of useless knowledge, Cat lady adjacent

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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 7h
This is a really good example of what Celebrity culture has done to the West. Actual expertise and Competency have been replaced by the loudest, most overconfident, voice in the room. Follower count overrides skill, or reason. Trump isn't the disease, he's a symptom.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 8h
Is it illegal if, having acquired through perfectly legitimate means, the personal mobile number of a Senator, I anonymously text: Hey, Brosephine, Brodaddy, Brodacity, Brodelicious, Broman Polanski, Barrack Brobama, Brodilly GOATilly, Bromancing the Stone, go fuck yourself! Asking for a friend
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Mr Musashi @musashidesigns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty much. Glad I thought they were stupid when I was in school too.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean sure, there's only so many children with cancer, so at some point you have to branch out and extend the grift to a wider group.
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...
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BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tangent revelation is just how not in to all the things they pretend at, these boys are. "I'm a big tough manly man who likes sport stuff, big trucks, fried food, definitely laddies, only laddies, and only laddies who were born laddies. I use man wipes to keep my undercarriage soft and supple."
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would like Cons to be affordable again or to become someone who could go for work, because this is my Con jacket and it slaps. This is vintage riz kidz.
Military style BDU jacket with an assortment of Star Wars REBELS themed decoration including pin depictions of most of the major characters, sorry Chopper, the Fulcrum symbol, an X-Wing, rainbow flag of light sabers, a Jedi symbol, patch depictions of the Morai, and an Echo Base patch, and a Commander rank pip.Image of the back of jacket, A spray painted stylized Phoenix moon against a purple night dominates the upper right of the jacket just below the shoulder, the upper left third is an array of patches, with a triangle patch depicting the Morai Fulcrum as well as the symbol for the Mortis force wielders, then two passports for Bespin and Tatooine, and at the bottom left is a Pew Pew Pew patch above which sits a continuation of the spray mural with a small flame.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So I have a fire stick and I can currently play every streaming App but Prime. Well done, peak Techbro, Vibes for the win. Making it so easy to quit you Amazon.
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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is right on…….
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is the upper management class losing their mind, Wapo is on it!
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love that there's an entire genre of movies now that's just, Gen X Dad age actor who is emotionally broken and distant but gets a dog and it fixes him. Some people will really do anything but therapy.
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River Blackearth @riverblackearth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Name and shame these monsters.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't forget the ROBERT'S Robber Baron Court robber baron court Robber Baron Court Robber Baron Court
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Am I the only one wondering how you do 200,000 of damage without actually burning down the house or destroying an automobile. I suspect it's much less severe, and more on the line of Sinema has the kind of house where you can do 200K in the hallway.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All podcasting is essentially a room full of people smelling their own flatulence
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jedi Celibacy a Mirage of Lies: A study of high M-count couplings, myths surrounding the benefits non-conjugal relationships, and non-Jedi Force using communities.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Texas BBQ, In This Economy!
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A brand of burner phones called WiCH
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think about how dogs will scarf down cat shit because it's high in nutrients, every time I watch some political panel podcast
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey Everyone! The WRITERS ARE BACK we're going literal take on Clown show this season, feels like we're heading for a series finale
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Star Trek VI Federation President: Just because we can do a thing, doesn't mean we must do a thing
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ha, just wait until one of the drones has unexpected catastrophic system failure and drops through someone's roof, onto their moving car, or on top of a child. The liability trade offs should've already killed this nonsense in ideation.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now they're selling Pestacles to blind veterans. Ray-Ban 🤝 Meta "If looking up skirts were a brand it'd be us!"
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is how a seven year old describes their crayon drawing to you
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagine, being Macklemoraled
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New from 404 Media: Georgia State has rescinded a job offer given to Samuel Tunick, the activist who allegedly wiped his GrapheneOS phone before DHS could search it. Tunick says the case is "textbook political repression". Now can't study or work at the university www.404media.co/university-r...
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University Rescinds Job Offer to Activist Who Allegedly Wiped Phone Before DHS Could Search It
Samuel Tunick allegedly wiped his GrapheneOS phone before CBP officials could search it, in what has become a high profile civil liberties case. Now Georgia State University has rescinded a job offer ...
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Sol @solexposure.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cannot express how badly I need some sales to come through. I have to get my car running + pay bills + get pet food. Next order in the store gets this print & sticker set! Also, three new ink paintings! The panda is 9x9, the fox & bison are 6x8. Happy to frame! Name your own price!
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404 Media @404media.co · 16/09/2026
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
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Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HUGE: Elizabeth Warren, AOC, and other members of Congress have introduced a bill to push private equity out of healthcare. The Stop Corporate Takeovers of Physicians Act would make it illegal for private equity, insurance companies, and for-profit corporations to own or control medical practices.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just a random reminder that it's a moral outrage we're the only industrialized country without paid family and medical leave.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Too bad it's music and not comedy. There's a whole list of little chickenshit, punt the ball on morals, profit pig little pussy boys in stand up comedy. Aziz Ansari, Pete Davidson, Dave Chappelle, now those boys will sell their soul for a nickel, and don't mind genocide or moral bankruptcy.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No Fats No Fems, must be willing to bend over and take it for hours from a big Dick who's forcing himself on the military. There will definitely be a shitty asshole present.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Trump Library should just be a series of rides that have escalating drop off, culminating at the conclusion which is an involuntary concert in a post apocalypse Ballroom.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Unlike Macklemore, these support acts don’t have big followings and they are giving up their chance to perform to stadiums to push back against censorship, not of themselves but of a fellow artist. Respect.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's very frightening how many young people are doing heroin casually, as if you can casually do heroin. It's also astounding how most folks are oblivious to the signs, or choose to be.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Look I'm not morally bankrupt, just too opportunistic and chickenshit to have a backbone. PLEASE PICK ME LIKE ME PICK ME!"
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hope History calls it The Mackle Debacle
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
800 viable targets in a war against millions and millions of US. Billionaires just keep arguing for the hard way
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CEO bonuses and shares should be contingent on a passing grade from a company wide assessment from the employees. Everyone at the company gets to grade the CEO. It's a boon for investors because the company employees have the best view of the CEO's impact, a much better bellwether than share price.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh, now they're donating a bunch of Ray-Ban Pestacles to blind folks. See, they aren't a huge invasion of privacy dreamed up by Tech Oligarchs who put black tape over their own laptop camera, they're an Accessibility Aid!
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Our plan to Beta test water drinking magic eight ball on the public in the hope that we crowd source actual intelligence has backfired into an incredibly high liability and is ruinously expensive to subsidize while simultaneously being worthless as a profitable paid service. It's Dangerous to us!"
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tangentially a really good argument to go ahead and get that tattoo or piercing ...before Billionaires manage to own your body too
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
OMG, this is so sad. Just saw an ad with Andrew Garfield basically giving a brief on, The Uprising, because the studio is panicking and wants to call it, Robin Hood Mein Civil Rights This is a movie starring AG and Jamie Bell it should be a no brainer, BIG CORPORATE STUDIO has so cooked the market
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That time the cast of, CATS, was the special guest
A picture of Beauregard the Muppet Show janitor, with a word bubble over John Scalzi's original skeet, "It's time to clean the cat box, It's time to shovel crap, It's time to sift used litter, While the kitties take a nap."
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There have to be so many prosecutions. This all can’t just be forgotten or papered over.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There was a Muslim registry and a No Fly list, there was a ton of debate about how most of what was being done about it was Security Theater, and most people were against the War. Don't let the 9/11 marketing machine sell their fictitious fantasy. 9/11 broke us, we've been broken ever since.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“.. The Atlanta Fed calculates that as of May, a household would need income of $124,674 a year to afford a median-priced home … that is 45% more than the median household makes.” - Schwab
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Long Live Luigi and may he be legion
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
...Also you get a Trump phone, a pony, a date night with Melania, Jr will debase himself for your pleasure, Natalie will AI you up a cute little picture of Trumpy, and you get to hit Marco Rubio once as hard as you possibly can.
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ninjamonkky.bsky.social @ninjamonkky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"As soon as you give us total control again, we can fix the problem we created, but not before you give us total control again."
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